Of course, this is just a battle of words when Village Chief Kang is angry, and I would be more than happy to go in and see how the pig and the mother-in-law got it, but unfortunately after the scolding in it, the chaos battle began again.

The dwarf stabbed my ass with his fingers, it was probably too dark, and the place where he stabbed me was so peculiar that I almost didn't scream, and turned my head and kicked him, and raised his hand in a gesture of looking for a beating, but he looked at me with a sneer, and muttered something to a small voice while the men and women inside were crying happily.

"Don't look at it, let's go in and slash it with a knife, so that I won't feel uncomfortable!"

"Don't be reckless, could it be that you even want to slaughter the mother-in-law inside? We're not here to kill people today, don't move and slash with a knife, let's accumulate some yin virtue! ”

I put my hand down and whispered in reply to the dwarf, but he stuck out his tongue, pursed his lips greedily, and said with a lewd face all over his face.

"This mother-in-law's voice is wave enough, Lao Tzu is reluctant to slaughter, kill the man, replace me, fuck, suffocate Lao Tzu!"

I glared at him with murderous eyes, stood up a little straighter, looked up through the window, and the posture inside changed again, it was actually half of the roasted goose legs, and I was frightened to see it, worried that the girl would not be able to stand on one leg and fall, so I reached out and knocked on the window glass again, and then hurriedly shrank down, looked at the short man and raised his finger and shushed before whispering.

"Don't worry, it's over in just ten seconds, let's go in when the mother-in-law leaves!"

No sooner had I finished than I heard the sound of a cow panting, and then I heard the crunch of the bed, and then fell silent.

After about three or two minutes, the sound of slippers clattering kept coming, I hurriedly pulled the short man, hid behind the house, and after a while, a girl twisted her ass very angrily, and disappeared on the ridge while the moonlight was missing.

"Let's go, it's time for us to go!"

I pulled the dwarf, but he looked at the direction where the girl disappeared and grunted a few times, so angry that I kicked him several times, took out the red scarf from the time I went to school, looked at the face cover, picked up the firewood knife and came to the front of the house.

When I raised my hand to knock on the door, I touched the door, but the door creaked open, and I glanced at the dwarf, and then dodged in.

To tell the truth, Village Chief Kang's house is very corrupt, even a rare black and white TV is there, and it is placed in the hall, with a yellow cowhide sofa against the wall, the dwarf smiled, walked up, picked up the firewood knife, and smashed the screen with a bang.

The screen of the TV was vacuum, and the moment it was broken, it exploded very loudly, like a cannon, and the village chief Kang in the inner room was probably frightened, and ran out wearing black pants that couldn't hold him at all, looking at me and the dwarf with a frightened face.

"Two good men, what do you mean by this, seeking wealth or killing people?"

I ignored him, stretched out my hand and pointed to the door, the dwarf snorted coldly, took a few steps, squeaked the door shut, turned around and walked back, felt the foreign fire, scratched one and threw it on the sofa, and then said ferociously.

"Just your little thing, grandpa can't look down on it, I heard that you are very arrogant, playing with other people's mother-in-law, and what kind of township chief are you going to be!"

I glanced at the fire on the sofa that was gradually extinguishing, and thought to myself that this was genuine leather, fireproof, and worth a lot of money, and the salary of the village chief Kang was thirty-six yuan and eight cents, and he had to work for more than ten years to afford it without eating or drinking, and it seemed that he, the village chief, was greedy for a lot of tickets.

"Two heroes, I ask myself to be smooth and decent, I haven't offended anyone in black and white, if you are tight, I have two hundred yuan, you can take it!"

As he spoke, Village Chief Kang took out two hundred yuan, and the dwarf put the firewood knife on the sofa, walked up with a frown, stretched out his hand to take the two hundred yuan, and took out the match and burned it on the spot, and pulled it in his mouth.

"You have this money, do you want to ask for food, come today, I want to ask for something from you!"

After that, the dwarf turned around and walked back, picked up the firewood knife on the sofa, and stared at Village Chief Kang with a fierce look, I knew that he had murderous intentions, so I took the first step, stopped in front of him, and looked at the pork belly on Village Chief Kang's body and said.

"Don't blame me, if you want to blame, you can only blame your bad life, castrate him!"

My words were like a talisman, and Village Chief Kang immediately turned pale with fright, knelt down with a body of pork belly, kowtowed to me, and begged for mercy.

"Two of you, we have something to say, we have something to say, they are all masters, castrating me is not the same as slaughtering me, uncle is merciful, his subordinates are merciful!"

I smiled coldly, glanced at the sofa, turned around and sat down, crossed Erlang's legs and looked at Village Chief Kang and said: "If you kill you, Lao Tzu may be shot, and if you are castrated, Lao Tzu will lose some money at most, third brother, don't do it yet!" ”

I have already modified the voice, calling the third brother of the dwarf is also a disguise, and at the same time reminding not to make a human life, the dwarf has a bad brain, but he is not a fool, after being stunned for a few seconds, he actually stepped on a sonorous step, first Lang Lang muttered a few words earnestly, and then pounced on the village chief Kang.

"It's not good, you fucking call your ancestors it's not good, grandma!"

Although the short man's legs and feet are not good, I am not worried that he will suffer, but the dog jumps off the wall in a hurry, and the rabbit will bite when he is in a hurry.

After all, the dwarf killed many people, and he was very bold, seeing that he opened his arms instead of retreating, he smiled heartily, carrying a firewood knife, his body was crooked, and with the advantage of being short, he was stunned and drilled through the crotch of the crotch of the village chief Kang, and the firewood knife cut upwards at the same time.

I didn't hear the sound of broken eggs because of the fat of the village chief, but it was only after the blood rushed to his two thick thighs that he fell to the ground, clutched his crotch and wailed.

The strength of the dwarf's hand is very great, this knife goes down, Secretary Kang can't get out of bed for ten days and half a month, and then I see my mother-in-law and I have a weak heart, I saw that the goal was achieved, and I made a few glances at the dwarf, he got up from the ground and fled with me in a hurry.

When I got to the ridge, I heard Secretary Kang's howl like killing a pig, thinking that in someone else's territory, if he was caught, he would definitely be beaten to death with a stick, so he pulled the dwarf and ran forward desperately.

"Brother Shanzi, you fucking slow down, Lao Tzu's shoes are off, slow down!"

"Don't worry about your shoes, let's go, we're caught, we're done, what's the, let's go back and talk about it!"

I sprinted as I spoke, and when I got to Dog Dan and Edamame, they started their motorcycles, and when they got on, I breathed a sigh of relief, spit on the ground, and muttered loudly.

"It's a fucking pleasure!"

The dwarf lay on the back of Edamame, looked at me, grinned and laughed: "Don't say it, I'm in a good mood now, I'm always coming back tomorrow, damn it!" ”

(End of chapter)