Actually, I'm not a money-hungry womanizer, but there are some roads that you can never turn back on, and the big head may also understand this mood, calm his head, and sit in the cramped tricycle in front of me and think for a long time before answering me.

"It's not impossible to really go, I heard that there is a mountain temple over there that has been abandoned for a long time, if you are brave enough, then cut your hair and pretend to be a monk to live in!"

I don't look ugly, if I shave the hair on my brain, it will definitely be ugly, I hesitated a little when I heard the big head say this, and he frowned and added.

"We are brothers, don't you don't believe me, I can tell you, this is the only way, and I will tell you a piece of gossip, the gun ban will be implemented in three days, and we may have to fight with the axe of the chai knife family in the future!"

I didn't really care about the gun ban, I glanced left and right, and looked at the two mothers-in-law who were unconscious, I felt that it was not good to be a monk, so I looked at the big head and said.

"Cheng, just say what you said, if Sun Ningning comes back, remember to find someone to inform me!"

The big head nodded, pulled the car door and said, "You wait a while, I'll go get the scraper!" With that, he ran to the office building.

Scraper?

I was a little surprised, he didn't have balls, he didn't grow a beard, what did he need a scraper for, his leg hair was still squeaky, or was it used in the crotch of his pants?

When he brought the spatula to my skull, I was choked with a strong commotion, and needless to say, he must have used it to shave chicken feathers.

Sao was a little sassy, but fortunately his hair cutting skills were not bad, and after a while my head was smooth enough to show a human figure, and after a few touches, I urged him to drive me to the village on a tricycle.

It may be the busy season of farming, the pedestrians on the road are very scarce, until close to the mountain temple to meet a few little girls herding cattle, it may be that the feng shui of the village is good, these girls are all top of the water spirit, I smiled and said to the big head.

"We are all monks now, if there are nuns in the temple, we will not be lonely at night, you look at this mountain, every ghost is there!"

"What are you anxious about, you just stay in the room, within three days, someone will make incense offerings, the nuns don't, there are many little widows in this village, and there are also sisters-in-law and young wives, I'm afraid you won't be able to cope with it when the time comes!"

The mountain temple is not very big, the house of the four companies, as a whole, looks very simple and ancient, especially the lifelike dragon under the eaves, as if to spread its wings and soar like raising its neck, the big head glanced at it, while answering me, while reaching out to push the door open.

"It's also your luck, this temple is often cleaned by people, the room is ready-made, and the clothes and shoes left by the old monks in the past are also there, you are familiar with it, I have to go back to work!"

The big head smiled and said, I forgot to glance at the mud statue enshrined in the hall, and suddenly felt strange, this worship is the Sanqing Master, belonging to Taoism, why did the big head let me be a monk?

"Big Head ......"

When I turned around and was about to scold a few times, the big head had already retreated out of the door, so angry that I blew my beard and glared at my eyes, and it took a long time for the shuffling to subside, and I began to chatter when I looked at the statues.

"What are you guys looking at, I'm not here to serve you, hum!"

Angry, I shook my head and carried Yuan Xing and Zhou Leader's mother-in-law into the side hall, only to rest assured that they were about to find some water to drink, but unexpectedly I smelled a strange sandalwood fragrance in my nostrils, and Yuan Xing actually babbled twice and woke up.

Incredible, I couldn't believe my eyes, I picked her up and was about to ask a few words, who expected that the mother-in-law of the leader of Zhou also suddenly turned over and sat up, staring at me with Shui Ling's eyes, I was almost scared out of a cold sweat, glanced at the two mothers-in-law left and right, and then asked.

"Why did you two wake up?"

"Brother, what are you talking about, aren't we at home, where is this...... You...... You...... What have you done to me? ”

Leader Zhou's mother-in-law looked around, and Yuan Xing may have noticed that the buttons of her underwear were open, so she asked me with a red face.

"What are you doing, what are you doing, it's just touching it for a while, if you feel at a loss, let you touch it back!"

I was thick-skinned, and I didn't think to deny it, this girl was the person in my arms sooner or later, and when she saw me say this, she raised her hand angrily and was about to hit me, but she let go of her thoughts again.

"Shameless, take advantage of people's danger, I don't want to stay with hooligans, hum!"

She turned around and was about to leave, but the mother-in-law of Leader Zhou pulled her along, looked at me, looked at me with a different smile, and said disdainfully.

"You're really not as good as a beast, we're both like this, you just touch it, and what about your hair, it's okay to pretend to be a master, you think you're a bald monk!"

I didn't talk to them, I told them about the evil spirit, and scared them that only the gods in this temple could suppress the evil spirits, but guess what, they actually got straight into my arms, opening their mouths and shouting for fear.

Although I am a man, my mind is limited after all, and I was not happy to be drilled by them, and I was made to fall to the ground by them.

"Okay, you two, this is someone else's territory, my current identity is a monk, don't get so close, it's easy to be misunderstood, and don't come out if I didn't tell you two!"

Getting up, patting the dust on my body, I glared at them a few times, yelled fiercely, and then got up and pried open all the cabinets in the room, and then I got together a set of Taoist clothes to change into.

Throughout the ages, the days of living in the temple will not be too hard, I found several sandalwood combs in a vermilion box, just as I was thinking about whether the previous Taoist raised a mother-in-law, this comb is to comb her hair? Yuan Xing suddenly came up and snatched the comb away.

"If you like it, I'll give it to you if you like it, but don't blame me if something happens, this comb is used by the Taoist priest to deceive the mother-in-law, and it is very angry!"

Seeing me say this, Yuan Xing's face changed, and he threw the comb at me like an electric shock, and said with a dark face: "Stingy ghost, keep you to cheat on women, so as not to keep saying that I disturb your good deeds!" ”

I'm just thinking about it, how does she know?

I was a little surprised, touched the back of my head and went to the hall outside, raised my head and looked at the statue of Sanqing a few times, touched my chin and thought: "If you bless me and I'm done, Lao Tzu will go back and repair a bronze body for you, and ask a bunch of cow noses to take care of you."

"Is anyone there?"

I didn't know who shouted outside the door, so I hurriedly hooked my head and replied in a muffled voice.

"Someone, fellow countryman is going to come to incense or offering, the little Taoist priest is home all over the world, and he is here today!"

There was a creak, the vermilion door was pushed open, I squinted, and it was clear outside, and there was no one to ......

(End of chapter)