"The sky is blue and the sky is white, is it possible that there are ghosts?"

I was taken aback, and hurried to the gate, but just as I was next to the threshold stone, a crumpled hand suddenly came to the door panel on the left, which frightened me to stop my steps and take a few steps back.

"Squeak......

Before I could stand firmly, the door on the left was completely opened, and on the edge of the door stood an elderly man who had probably fallen while opening the door, and was wearing a hat patting the dirt on his body.

"Uncle, why did you fall down here, it doesn't matter!"

As I spoke, I took two steps forward to support him, and when he raised his head, I almost didn't turn around and run away, and that day he cursed Secretary Kang at the door of the village committee.

"Little Daoist, you have a really good heart, eh, how do I look like I've seen you somewhere?"

I haven't seen him for a few days, and the old man looks a lot more energetic, looking at me with doubts in his eyes, and his wrinkled face is very long, like a donkey.

"Uncle, you recognize the wrong person, I have been walking all over the world for many years, and this is the first time I have been to this village!"

I am very eloquent and good at lying, and when the old man enters my vow, he turns his head and walks in.

To be honest, I was very nervous at the time, for fear that I would be recognized by him, and if I didn't get it right, I would have to kill him, and after following him in, my heart was relieved.

"Xiaodao Chief, I am the head of this village, I just said that someone came to the temple in the township chief, and told me not to starve you, I still don't believe it, it turned out to be true, don't run around at night, there are spirits eating people behind this!"

Spirits eat people, is he scaring me?

glanced at the portrait, and then looked at the old man, he didn't look like a person who could lie, could it be that there were really spirits in the back mountain?

"Uncle, I'm a Taoist priest, I specialize in collecting these cannibalistic demons, relax, I'll send someone to send some food later, this is twenty yuan, you take it!"

I'm just a fake Taoist priest and I don't know how to turn into a relationship, but I know that money is a good thing.

Although the old man was old, he could see the money, his eyes were still shining, and he took it with a smile, put it in his pocket, took out his pipe, twisted some tobacco into it, and asked me to borrow a fire, and took a few sips and continued.

"I'm not scaring you, our village is the most honest, if it weren't for being honest, I wouldn't have been kicked out of the mountain......"

Speaking of this, he suddenly stopped, waved his hand and walked to the door, looked back at me and said: "Don't run around, I'll let someone send some corn on the cob later, you can make do with it, our village has good feng shui, and every household has surplus grain!" Then he lifted his leg and left.

Self-proclaimed Lao Yu, this surname is very rare, and it can't be found in the hundred family names, plus he wants to talk and stop, I suspected that the treasure of Zhongshan Country was in the back mountain, and I thought I would go at night.

Yuan Xing and Zhou Leader's mother-in-law were very sensible, and they didn't come out to disturb from beginning to end, nor did they make any noise, but when I walked into the side room, I was almost angry with them, and these two mothers-in-law didn't know what to smoke, so they actually turned out their robes and put them on, and coiled up their hair, and plugged them into the chopsticks.

"Brother, look who is more beautiful between me and my sister!"

Yuan Xing smiled, standing behind Zhou Leader Zhou's mother-in-law to help her make her hair, they were already jasper-like people, and they still lost their aura when they wore gray robes, but Yuan Xing was young, with more collagen, and looked a little better than Zhou Leader's mother-in-law.

Women are very strange animals, I don t dare to say in front of them who is beautiful and who is not good-looking, they are all tigresses, looking at the bulging breasts of Zhou Leader and mother-in-law, I swallowed my saliva and said.

"What are you two doing, I'm here to die to exorcise ghosts for you, don't take off your clothes, don't blaspheme the gods and let the evil ghosts torture you two!"

Leader Zhou's mother-in-law sat on a creaky chair, her sleeve-length right hand tapping not far from her crotch, as if she was giving me a hint.

"Why are you taking it off, aren't you going to be a Taoist, let's be in this Taoist temple, the lonely lamp is withered, and the second half of our lives are spent in the evening drum and morning bell!"

"Nonsense, if we don't find the wizard who cast the spell to make the bone waist card, you two will die at any time, take off your clothes!"

I scolded, walked two steps over, and was about to pull the robe on the mother-in-law of Leader Zhou, but after thinking about it, I felt that it was inappropriate, so she came over shamelessly and said with a hippie smile.

"What's the matter, if you have the ability, you have the ability to talk about it, I can tell you, we are also a well-known star of the pear orchard in the whole county, I have limited patience, if you don't look down on it, your brother, call me a dwarf, right, look at me and drool ......"

Speaking of me, she suddenly slipped under the group, and fell sideways in the countryside, so frightened that I hurriedly reached out to support her soft waist, but she smiled, the whole person bowed down like an arched bridge, and finally raised a leg above my head.

Lower waist and raise legs, this action instantly reminded me of the posture of half of the roasted goose legs, and I can't wait to let go of her and go around to the front to see, if I am lucky, I may also see something that makes people's blood swell.

"Am I soft?"

Maybe it was felt by my big and powerful hand, and her face turned red when she asked me, and I said like a wooden chicken.

"In the whole world, you are the softest woman!"

"Brother, are you two air to me, it's really shameless, hum!"

Yuan Xing was angry, stepped forward, stepped on me hard, and I jumped up in pain, and let go of the mother-in-law of the leader of Zhou for a long time, who expected that the mother-in-law of the leader of the week seemed to be frozen, still lower down and raised her head, and stood firm.

"In the past, when I didn't even have basic skills, I couldn't move for hours at every turn, but now I'm old!"

She got up with a swipe, patted the dust on her hands and said, I glared at Yuan Xing, ready to teach her a few words, I didn't want to hear the old man shouting outside.

"Xiaodao Chief, I have left all the food at the door, you come out and get it, don't call the dog to go!"

"I'll teach you a lesson later," I whispered, but Yuan Xing stuck out his tongue at me and grimaced, making me laugh and roll back and forth.

I was very happy to bring not only corn on the cob, but also a lot of rice and noodles, and shook his hand to express my gratitude, but he frowned and told me.

"You place an order here, I welcome it, but there will always be a few thorns in the village, if they come to find trouble, don't take it to heart, when you are free, help my grandson do a magic service!"

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say!" I nodded and agreed to him, and waited until the night, when I found the treasure, I was fucking flashed, doing things, doing a chicken ritual.

The ideal is always so beautiful, but the reality is very cruel, and not only did I not find a place that night, but I almost didn't have a "spirit" to eat......

Two shifts today, four shifts tomorrow, too tired!

(End of chapter)