"What's the problem?"

Leaning on the little beauty by the window of the embroidered lattice building, she held her cheeks with one hand, and took a picture with a diamond mirror in the other, a delicate little face of thin powder, her skin was snow-white and lush, her eyes were shining, her eyes were like silk, her teeth were white and her lips were red, and she looked forward to her life - no matter how you look at it, I think it is a beautiful face in the prosperous world, no problem?

Not big enough? Not thin enough? Butt not warped? Legs aren't long enough?

No, you can't!

Xue He snapped the mirror upside down on the table, and grabbed it with both hands on his chest: warm and full, elastic, and ready to come out under the hazy gauze skirt of lotus lotus, he was very satisfied-for a twenty-eight girl, it was definitely the best product, right? I picked this human skin at the beginning, and it was precisely because I saw this pair of eye-catching snow balls at a glance!

So, what's wrong?

"Ahem."

She was pinching her chest and contemplative, when she suddenly heard two dry coughs behind her, and the maid rabbit rolled over the dead fish eyes and carried the tea tray into the house.

"Bunny!"

She picked up her skirt and suddenly ran to the expressionless maid, and asked with a serious face, "Am I not good-looking?" ”

"The master's beauty is unparalleled in the world, sinking fish and geese, and closing the moon and shy flowers."

said the daily lines like an endorsement, and at the end, he added another sentence without love:

“…… Ask again about suicide. ”

I didn't expect that a mere piece of paper person would completely inherit the complaining attribute of the spellcaster, sad.

Xue He opened his mouth, considering that this little hoof would be more boring if he died? had to flatten his mouth: "Tell me, it's been more than three months since I got married, why does he never want to touch me?" ”

The world said that Zhao Zheng, the king of Ning stationed in Mobei in the Great Zhou Dynasty, was a womanizer, and this matter was not only known to his nephew who became the emperor, but also to the ministers of the Manchu Dynasty, the defenders of Yancheng, and the Tartar soldiers and horse bandits north of the Great Wall.

A middle-aged uncle in his early thirties, half his life, is a good hand at fighting and suppressing bandits, not greedy for money and not good for wine, his body is great, not greasy at all, and his only hobby in this life is to collect beautiful young ladies! Therefore, in addition to the three princesses on both sides of the Ning Palace, there are countless concubines of all kinds of beauties, and I heard that there are even crooked nuts!

Why did she come here, and she couldn't even enter the gate of the palace, so she only disposed of a house on the outskirts of the city in a secluded house? It's okay to raise it quietly, and I've shown up twice in the three months since I got married, what kind of ghost is this?!

Xuehe seemed to have suddenly made up his mind, and pulled the rabbit who was concentrating on pouring tea:

"No, it's not just an insult to my beauty, it's an insult to my intelligence!"

"Huh?"

Xiaotu looked incredulous, and said in disbelief: "I heard that there is a war ahead, isn't it normal for the prince to lead the troops away for a few months?" ”

Xue He shook his head, insisted on grabbing her wrist and walked out: "King Zhou You can play the princes with a smile for the beauty, he is just an idle prince on the sidelines, and he is busy with wool!" ”

"No, do you dare to go to the country and the people......

"Less nonsense! Change! The old paper wants to ask the master! ”

As he spoke, he saw the little rabbit figure disperse, and then turned into green smoke on the first floor, wrapped in the snow river and went towards the Wushan Spirit Valley in the southwest.

Different from the barren sand in Mobei, the Wushan region is green and lush.

Zhu Shi Xing Palace is located on the edge of the Lingxi on the shady side of Wuzhu Mountain, and it is usually hidden in the Nine Palaces Star Array, even if mortals can find it, it is difficult to get close.

What lives in this star palace is not an ordinary immortal who is worshiped by incense, but Shu Hai, one of the witch Gu ancestors. For thousands of years, he has been refining corpses and raising Gu in Wuzhu Mountain, and it is rumored that he is an unusually handsome young man, with a strange fragrance on his body, but also highly poisonous; He can ask for people's lives when he talks and laughs, so he is lonely by nature and doesn't like to deal with people, and he is a well-known monster in the fairy circle.

Shu Hai has only accepted one disciple in his life, and that is Xuehe-

"Boiled Immortal Venerable!"

As soon as Xuehe landed, he twisted his eyebrows and covered his nose, kicked open the door and said angrily: "The sky is blue, are you secretly cooking at home again?" ”

There was a purple gold tripod in the room, and the fire was booming, and I saw a thin white-clothed young man next to the ding, holding a huge horse spoon in one hand, constantly stirring the viscous black unknown object. Although the back looks full of fairy spirit and the posture is extremely elegant, the foul smell emitted by the ding is really difficult to compliment.

"Rebel! Hugh is going to talk nonsense! ”

The young man's posture is upright, with a long red silk tied on his long ink-colored hair, and his back looks like a red plum and a lotus flower. A handsome face is like a snow lotus, with picturesque eyebrows and charming eyes; The jade-like cheeks are like Shi Fandai, and the red lips and teeth are full of grace - the beautiful face is beautiful, not only very beautiful, but also quite bewitching.

He is the Witch Gu Patriarch Shu Hai.

Seeing that it was her, Shu Hai angrily snorted: "You go to the hall and wait for me first, and then have a pillar of incense." ”

"You'd better wash yourself up and see me again!"

Xue He covered his nose with a disgusted face and nodded, and did not forget to close the door when leaving, so as to save a room of fishy stench from spreading.

Speaking of this master-apprentice relationship, it is also a bad fate.

She didn't know anything about Gu arts, and she never planned to learn it, but one day when she was a child, she accidentally met Shu Hai while playing, and because of her special physique, she was not poisoned, so she was stalked by him and asked to be accepted as a disciple. The young and ignorant Xue He saw that he was handsome and not a bad person, so he agreed to come down.

- However, it is true that people are born handsome, and people are not bad.

The art of witchcraft has been called evil art since ancient times, and he is absolutely unique to be recognized by the heavenly court with the title of "Zhu Shi Immortal Venerable".

Ordinary Gu cultivators all have to use blood and flesh to raise Gu, and they must not harm people's lives; And Shu Hai found another way and developed a set of methods for refining corpses and boiling medicines, and Xue He named this spell: Cooking Dafa.

Sitting boredly on the Taishi chair in the middle of the hall, Xue He tilted his head and stared at the bottles and cans in the room. Said to be the living room, where will there be guests in this smoky Zhu Shixing Palace? It's just another storeroom.

After waiting for a long time, no one came.

Xue He was really boring, so he sneaked into the next room. There are still all kinds of bottles and cans in the cabinet, nothing special, but a large cabinet with exquisite workmanship attracts her attention.

The cabinet was about two people tall, and the petite Xue He had to stand on tiptoe to barely reach the brass doorknob.

"Babbling" The cabinet door opened, and a strange aroma wafted through, and her eyes lit up, and in front of her was a large row of human skins of different skin colors.

"Wow."

Xue He knew that Master had always had a lot of strange collections, and skinning people to make skins was one of his hobbies. It's just that I didn't expect that such a bloody thing in the legend would have a weird beauty when it looks like it is close.

The hanging human skins in front of me were intact, without any traces of seams. The skin is soft and elastic, as if there is still blood flowing in the faint veins, and the sleeping face is even ruddy, making people wonder if there is still a faint breath in the nostrils, as if the eyes will open at any time, as if they are alive.

She couldn't help but reach out and touch it, it was cold, and there was a healthy luster in the faint light in the room, the woman's skin felt smooth, and the man's was slightly rough, which made people wonder: Is it fun to change different human skins every day to go out?

"Don't touch it, too much yang energy is not conducive to daily maintenance."

A ghostly voice suddenly came from the back of his head, and Xue He was so frightened that he let out a "wow" and subconsciously swung it with a punch.

He calmly dodged, wrapped the pink fist in the palm of his hand, and sent it back softly, reaching out to close the cabinet door again.

Shu Hai's body exuded a familiar fragrance, cold and deadly, just like the person who was cooking with a spoon just now was not him at all.

"What's that?"

"Human skin."

He pulled her up disapprovingly and walked out: "Aren't you wearing yourself, and asked." ”

Oh yes.

"How? It's the same as live! Xue He said curiously.

"Well, it doesn't hurt to tell you."

Shu Hai said as he took out a pill from a strange small box and ordered, "Open your mouth!" ”

She opened her mouth subconsciously without thinking, and a cold object was stuffed in.

"Wow! Boiled! You haven't washed your hands! Don't feed me indiscriminately! …… Phew. ”

Xue He protested loudly, spit the thing into his palm in disgust, and wiped his mouth vigorously.

The mouth was full of fragrance, and the tip of her tongue was still refreshingly sweet, she looked down at the crystal clear balls, secretly entangled for a while, and silently stuffed it back into her mouth.

…… Actually, it's delicious.

Xue He decided not to ask what it was first, so as not to vomit all the overnight meals.

"Can Master still trick you? Really. ”

Shu Hai smiled and touched her little head, and carefully placed the pile of bottles in his hand on the table, and the porcelain bottles collided with each other with a pleasant jingling sound:

"When a man dies, he makes a slit in the back of his head and removes the cover; Boiling mercury is poured from the top of the head, and when it flows to the whole body, the whole human skin can be removed, and then immersed in corpse oil for several days, removed, dried in the shade, and repeated several times; Then pour the corpse Gu into it and fill it, and when new flesh buds slowly grow inside, you can hang it up for later use. ”

The tone of his speech sounded similar to "cut the meat into pieces, stir-fry the green onion and ginger in the pot after the oil is hot, and remove from the pot after changing color".

"Perverted, perverted."

It took Xue He half a day to squeeze out two words, and when he thought of the countless insects crawling in his skin, the cold hairs on his whole body suddenly stood upside down.

"Oh, you can't take care of this."

Shu Hai's attention was all on her human skin, frowning and pinching her chin: "There are fine lines at the corners of the eyes!" ”

As he spoke, he took one out of the pile of vials on the table, took a small white porcelain dish, poured in a little clear oil, and red powder, mixed it carefully, picked a little with a silver hairpin and put it in the palm of his hand, kneaded it, and was about to wipe it on her face—

"Wow! Don't touch me! ”

Xue He, who had just finished listening to the horror story, jumped on the chair and shouted like a fried beast, "Go away!" You perverted old monster! ”

"Don't make trouble, if you don't take good care of it, your little face won't be beautiful! …… Come down, come down. ”

Shu Hai held a small plate in his hand, smiling and coaxing her to look like a bad man who tricked a sick child into taking medicine.