Snow River really regrets dying now! She is the second generation of immortals in the Nine Heavens, her father and mother are serious immortals, and she just wanted to go down to the mortal world to play, how could she think of the bad idea of looking for Shu Hai to borrow people's skins?

There is a heavenly rule in heaven, and you cannot go to the lower realm without a holy decree. Now that I think about it, even if I go to the emperor's uncle to ask for the holy decree, even if I play too much, it is better than now!

A wisp of fairy soul walks in the red dust of the world in a personal skin - I must have had a broken brain to agree!

Shu Hai suddenly asked, "Huh? What's the matter with you coming to me all the time? ”

Well, I almost forgot to get down to business.

Xue He squatted on the table of the Eight Immortals like a frog and said with a serious face, "Master, I have something to ask you. ”

"Say it."

Shu Hai took the opportunity to smear the things in the palm of his hand on her cheeks, and blurred it away with his palm little by little.

His palm was warm, and the strange potion didn't seem to be as scary as he thought.

Xuehe told the story of infiltrating the villagers as a dancing girl three months ago, being presented to King Ning as a gift by horse bandits, and later being accepted as a concubine.

"Ning Wang Zhao Zheng?"

Shu Hai listened, stopped what he was doing, and pinched his fingers: "That lascivious old man in his thirties? Are you married to him? ”

Nod.

"It's a lot of flavor."

"Hmmm......"

She blinked her beautiful eyes and said seriously: "The little fairy in the sky said that men must be experienced, and older ones can enjoy the pleasure of the boudoir." ”

"Which one said that? I promise not to kill her. ”

"That's not the point!"

Xue He waved his hand: "Master, what is the joy of the boudoir?" You're happy to show me. ”

The corners of Shu Hai's mouth twitched: "No, it's not very convenient." ”

"Our master and apprentice have been here for so many years, everyone knows each other so well, and you are embarrassed?"

She poked him with her elbow, a smirk of ointment.

"It's because it's cooked, it's not possible."

Stiffly withdrew his hand and subconsciously pulled at the collar.

"What are you afraid of?" Pouted dissatisfiedly.

"Nonsense!"

Shu Hai said angrily: "I'll you?!" Even if your father can let me go, your mother can't! Even if your mother knows that it was you who made the first move, your uncle who was the emperor of the day would not be able to spare me! …… Even if the Emperor of Heaven doesn't care about me, which of your eight brothers and sisters is a fuel-efficient lamp?! …… No, no, no. ”

No appointment, no appointment, no appointment.

"Cowardice, goods."

Xue He glanced at him, and sat down on the table with a crooked body, his snow-white calves drooping down, and he swayed dissatisfiedly.

"I encourage me to be proud, and I don't want to go to the Qingming Festival early."

Shu Hai didn't think so, and slowly put away the vial and can, but inadvertently saw a bruise on her calf, and reached out and grabbed it to take a closer look:

"Huh? …… How can there be corpse spots? ”

She was unexpectedly flipped on her back and fell on the table with an "oops".

"Does it hurt?" Finger poked.

"It's so itchy~ You let it go."

Xue He twisted his body to break free of his hand, and kicked in vain for a long time, the rouge gauze skirt was faded to the waist, and even the obscene pants were completely exposed.

"Tsk, it shouldn't be. The climate in Mobei is cold, and it is said that there should not be corpse spots so soon. ”

Shu Hai frowned, completely immersed in academic thinking.

Xue He, who couldn't even communicate with people, felt embarrassed by the scene of his legs wide open and being looked at by a man under his skirt.

Shu Hai suddenly threw away his hand at this time: "Take off your clothes." ”

Xue He obediently jumped off the table, and took off his essence with three strokes and five divisions.

Shu Hai picked her up, entered the inner room, and gently put her on the bed.

"Hey, is Master going to do something shameful with me?"

Xue He covered his hands in front of his chest, and his cheeks were red.

"Shame on your sister, take your hands away."

Shu Hai said impatiently, holding four or five small bottles with strange shapes between his slender fingers.

Rub, is this going to use old capital as an experiment?

When the strange oil dripped from the palm of his hand onto his skin, it felt cool at first, and then it felt hot, as if it was about to burn. His palms skillfully pushed the oil away, kneading it evenly in circular motions. The oil had an eerie scent, slowly moistening from his gentle fingertips into her porcelain-white skin.

His fingertips gently rubbed her up and down, although the picture was extremely ambiguous, but his expression was focused, as if he was carefully maintaining an extremely valuable porcelain doll.

Xue He was a little depressed and thought: Is this person a man?

He was very serious when he was focused, not at all as easy-going as usual, he always didn't say a word, and even the atmosphere became solemn. Although it wasn't her body, the feeling of being up close to him was very real.

"Does it hurt?"

He asked with a sudden pause.

She shook her head, but her heart was beating wildly.

His snow-white skin flushed with a flush, but he threw off his coat in confusion, rolled up his sleeves high, and continued to focus on the purely academic question of "why there are corpse spots".

All he had left was a light snow-blue robe, a crow-blue sweat towel tied around his waist, and a delicate small drum hanging from his waist. It was his beloved object, and it is said that he had the love of his life before he attained the right fruit, and later made this drum from her human skin, which he has been carrying with him for thousands of years.

Is there really anyone who likes this pervert? But the ending seems to be quite tragic.

She suddenly had a bold idea—

In fact, she reached out and did it as soon as she had an idea: she ripped off his belt.

There is nothing below, empty!

Not to mention peaches, even the roots are woody.

"Wow, wow, wow!"

Xue He shouted first, still holding a sweat towel and waist drum in his hand, but pointed to the place where there should be something and asked, "Why is it different from Xiao Qi!" ”

"What, Xiao Qi was also stripped of his pants by you?"

Xiao Qi is her seventh brother, Jianxi, who is famous for his careful-eyed fried monsters, which is quite difficult to mess with.

"Ugh. Curious. ”

Oh my God, what have all the gods in heaven experienced......

Shu Hai lifted his pants expressionlessly, calmly snatched the belt from her hand, lifted his pants and tied them again, and turned her over quietly: "If you move again, I will tie you up." ”

She had no choice but to lie on the bed honestly and stick out her tongue: "...... It's nothing, it's boring. ”

He sneered: "Otherwise, do you think your father and mother will send the pearl in the palm to my old mansion in the deep mountains with peace of mind?" …… The human heart is unreliable, and the most reliable is the desireless and desireless. ”

"Tsk, you old man, you're really cruel to yourself."

"You know the."

He slapped the white, tender and plump little buttocks: "If I hadn't given you this skin, the teacher would have been willing to let you go down to earth to spoil the turbidity of the world's eyebrows?" It's all men, and I know exactly what they're thinking. ”

"Phew, dead eunuch."

"I knew you were going to mess around, so I hid it a long time ago."

"Huh?! Do you still have this kind of functionality? ”

When she reacted and wanted to make a mistake again, she saw that Shu Hai had already said while turning around and cleaning her hands in the basin, and said with a smile:

"You girl is still young, she just knows how to mess around with her temperament, where you know what love is. Love is 'robbery', and the love between men and women is far from being as simple as you think. …… All I know is 'lustful temptation', phew! Shallow. ”

Xue He "snorted" dissatisfiedly, pouted and got up from the bed.

Shu Hai took out a clean green gauze skirt from the cabinet and dressed her like a rag doll: "You use this body to walk in the world, and it is a good thing to taste the flavors of the world." When you have endured all the hardships and are tired of playing, you will abandon this skin and go back to heaven, like waking up from a big dream, and then continue to be your little princess. ”

There was a hint of desolation when he said this, Xue He raised a pair of simple bright eyes and looked up at him, only to feel that behind the seemingly young face in front of him, he didn't know how to hide a soul that had gone through vicissitudes.

A hint of worry appeared in his eyes: "The world is difficult, can you light the scourge?" ”

When Xue He heard this, he sighed in his appearance: "The world is difficult, and I have worked very hard to cause harm, but I will destroy someone to ignore me, Master." ”

His expression was very surprised: "With this skin now, that old man really didn't touch you?" ”

Nodding sadly.

"! Even if it's a woman, you won't be completely unresponsive when she sees it! …… Then he's either a eunuch or a! ”

Crazy nodding!

So which one are you, Master?

"No, it's about the honor of the Witch Master! …… You wait! ”

Xue He watched him rush into the inner room with joy, thinking that he was going to change his skin and go down the mountain with him, but he saw that he actually held a bunch of small bottles and put them in front of her:

"This is Wushan Divine Oil! The affection is scattered, blowing erotic powder, and the spring heart ointment ......"

There are even aphrodisiacs!

"Master! Is this the honor of the Wizard? ”

Xue He couldn't help but be angry, and couldn't help but interrupt: "I want him to love me, not let him sleep with me!" ”

Shu Hai was stunned, blinked, and seemed to want to say for a long time:

“…… What's the difference? ”

"Forget it, why should I trust a-cooker."

Xue He gave up and shook his hand, called the little rabbit, and went home!

"Huh? What did you say, what's wrong with the? …… No, who cooked the?! Hey, don't go! Bunny, make it clear to me! ”

However, where did Xue He pay attention to him, and disappeared into the air as soon as he slipped through the smoke.

Hmph, the cooking really didn't score!

I didn't solve any problems, not to mention, and I was inexplicably pasted with strange oil!

As soon as Xuehe arrived home, he jumped into the bathtub angrily, soaked in the hot water and rubbed vigorously.

However, the things applied to the body seem to be really godly, the small patches on the calves, as well as the strange red spots on the body, have really disappeared, and the whole body is like a flawless jade, spotless, crystal clear.

Hawkers, Zhu Shi Xianzun's magic medicine is still a little useful after all. Obviously it's just a human skin that doesn't know how long he has been dead, but under his maintenance, it's like a fresh one, smooth as clotted fat, and it can be broken by blowing, and it really blows up! - But wait, that maintenance oil can't be made by him boiling?!

As soon as this thought came to her, she immediately felt bad! The stomach turned over for a while, and a feeling of nausea and nausea arose from the inside out! She carefully leaned over her arm and sniffed it, only the smell of flower petals in the bathtub was nothing special. What kind of black technology is this? There won't be any side effects......

Forget it, whatever.