Chapter 44 Bathing Frequently and Loving Hygiene

Just like the matter of personal hygiene, Meng Nan found that in the aesthetic aspect of some things, there was still a barrier between himself and the orcs that was difficult to cross.

Luckily, the pump is finally up and running.

From now on, the problem of poor draft water for the people in the mountainous areas has been properly solved, and with tap water, the Ou Krypton no longer need to go down the mountain every day to fetch water, and they don't have to worry about water when planting crops, all thanks to the cunning wisdom and wise command of the macho boss, Waaaaagh!

Belch...... In fact, the problem of water intake in the past had nothing to do with those old and rough Okr, and they were not responsible for the work on the recruit plantation, but no matter how you look at it, this is a good thing, I believe that the fart and snot spirits will be happy for the increase in the workload of the plantation.

The orc boys cheered and gathered around the spout, trying to see if the water coming out of the tube had become saltier, and it was inevitable that you would push me, and then there was no surprise that they fought......

The lame beat the blind, the blind beat the deaf, everyone WaaaghWaaagh screamed and played.

The lame man can't stand steadily, the blind can't catch it, and the deaf can't prevent a sneak attack on the back, although they can't win a hundred battles because of their own shortcomings, but the picture is an atmosphere, and the evil sun clan hasn't been so lively for a long time!

Meng Nan looked at this lively scene, thinking in his heart that he would still have to cure these guys in the future, although these guys who don't like to use their brains don't talk about it, but it can be seen that they are not happy. It's like a kitten without a beard, a puppy without teeth, a teenager without a book, what's the fun in life.

The Waaagh who can't be happy with orcs can easily become depressed......

It was getting late, and Meng Nan arranged for a few fart spirits to replace them with the dentist, and from now on, the vacuum pump would be the sole responsibility of the fart spirits and snot spirits who managed the plantation.

After drinking some mushroom soup, Meng Nan planned to get in the car and rest early, but was blocked at the door by the lack of heart.

Well, Meng Nan couldn't be clearer about the purpose of this little guy, and hurriedly threw out the remaining wreckage of the Racing Motorcycle in the car: "You move these things farther away to build your bouncing car, do you hear it, if you disturb my rest, all these things will be confiscated." ”

Missing Heart Eye finally knew to say thank you boss this time, and then happily pulled a few other artillery farts to move things.

But two of the farts didn't follow. One is a dentist, this little guy doesn't agree with the lack of heart, and it is easy to fight when they meet, and it just wants to happily guard the cash box in the car and count the money. The other is the rotten nose, which has strengthened its belief not to be the first fart to be eaten, so it has to follow the boss at all times and bring tea and water to the boss to win the boss's favor.

Meng Nan didn't have much to say, just patted them on the head with relief, and then went to sleep, as long as they didn't make a big noise in the car.

When I woke up the next day, the wind was mild, and the blue sea was rolling white spray.

Meng Nan took a rag and walked directly towards the pump, he didn't drive the car away last night, anyway, there is no house now, where the car goes, it is home. He took a shower happily, then smacked his mouth so-so, and happily brought the mushroom soup to the boss.

"Hey, macho boss, drink soup. ”

"Oh, thanks. Meng Nan habitually thanked him, and then drank the soup in one gulp, it would be good to be able to drink soup in a world with scarce materials.

Rotten Nose took the empty bowl, and then asked, "Boss, are you thirsty when you wake up every day?"

"Huh, why do you ask?"

"I see that the girl has been wiping her body with water for two days in a row, why is this?"

Meng Nan suddenly explained: "This is a bath, understand?"

The rotten nose looked dazed, and the dentist who poked his head out of the car also had a stunned expression.

Meng Nan patted his forehead and said, "I forgot that you don't take a bath, taking a bath is to wash off the dirt on your body with water, so you won't get sick easily." ”

"Boss, we've never been sick...... dentist picked up.

"Well, taking a bath can also remove the smell on the body, such as the unpleasant smell of the armpits if you don't wash them for a long time. ”

The dentist sniffed his armpits, raised his rotten nose arm and sniffed it, and said ignorantly: "I think this smells very good......

"Count, what are I talking to you about? Meng Nan closed his mouth in despair, in fact, it may be because of the physiological structure, Meng Nan really doesn't dislike the body odor of orcs or fart spirits, but he still wants to keep some of the past habits to remind him who he is.

Most importantly, he didn't want to attract Daddy Nurgle, one of the four evil gods of subspace, because of his personal hygiene.

Nurgle, an evil god with a horned head, a bloated body, and pus-covered body. It is the god of rebirth, survival, and perseverance, and its power comes from the fear of death and the desire to survive. Human beings are the most suitable for its needs, because when facing death, human beings have the strongest fear and the strongest instinct to survive.

Many humans who yearn for eternal life have chosen to believe in Nurgle, and as a god worshiped by these humans, Nurgle has not hesitated to bless them, that is, to turn them into living corpses covered in abscesses.

This corresponds to the textbook article that Meng Nan studied in the past, which says: Some people are alive, they are dead, and some people are dead, but they are still alive.

The living dead are eternal life between life and death.

Nurgle is the most generous of the four evil gods, and he blesses all those who believe in it. He will call the believers my son, and the believers will call him a loving father, and Nurgle will treat every child equally, and he will be so generous that he will simply respond to his needs.

In such a family environment, these children also love each other and are very united. They use viruses and bacteria as ammunition, and rot and plague as chariots, expanding their territory for their loving fathers all over the galaxy, and fighting for territory with other demons in subspace.

To sum up, this is the reason why Meng Nan has to maintain personal hygiene, the emperor said that the four evil god bosses have already targeted him, and he doesn't want to provide them with an opportunity.

In fact, Meng Nan has a solution once and for all, that is, to wholeheartedly believe in Mao, because compared with humans and space elves, the orcs who believe in Mao are the least likely to be polluted by the four evil gods among the three races.

But if we dig deeper, are there any orcs who have been polluted by the four evil gods? Yes, but the number is extremely small.

But Meng Nan doesn't want to believe in Mao wholeheartedly, he has already found that when he is emotional, he will become a bit orc-like, and the mouth full of "I, Ya, Waaagh" is evidence, it is difficult to say if he believes in Mao wholeheartedly, whether Meng Nan as a human soul will still exist.

Shaking his mind and emptying his mind, Meng Nan said to the dentist, "Go and get me Bass, I have something to hand over to him." ”