Chapter 45: Fishing Failure
Farming is not an easy task, it takes time, energy and physical strength.
Meng Nan didn't have to think about physical strength, because the fart and snot would take care of the plantation. All he needed to do was sit on the roof of the car every day and spend his energy and time, waiting for the mushrooms to grow day by day, and then waiting for the orc rookie to crawl out from under the mushrooms.
Boredom waiting is the most tiring.
A few days ago, the technician boy Buzz had already installed the second vacuum pump, and he made a little modification to the DuangDuang vacuum pump type two, the most obvious is the design of the foot pedal, the big gear used by the one-eyed dragon, Buzz changed it into a drum, so every day you will see the fart or snot running hard in the drum.
Whenever Meng Nan saw the pump, he had a sense of watching the hamster run.
Bored staring at the green-skinned "hamster" for two days, he was about to vomit, Meng Nan finally decided to give up guarding the edge of the recruit plantation, anyway, the rookie will come sooner or later, it is more important to do something happy.
Meng Nan wasn't keen on fighting, so he decided to go fishing.
Grabbed a newborn aggressive Scroog from the plantation and tied it with an iron chain that looked sturdy and long enough to be thrown from the top of a cliff into the sea. Meng Nan stood on the edge of the cliff and waved his chain, and Scrooge spun in a large circle in the air, and then fell into the sea with a thud.
"Haha, my arms are really strong enough!" Meng Nan looked at Sgurge's two fat legs fluttering in the sea, and his heart was very satisfied.
Soon, he spotted the Scroog shark on the surface of the sea, and the dorsal fin was tall and wide, definitely a big one. His guess was not wrong, when the Scrooge shark suddenly grew its mouth and came out of the sea, Meng Nan and the two fart spirits beside him were surprised to grow their mouths: "Waaaaaagh!"
The aggressive Scroog was nothing short of a scrook shark, probably the size of a tooth in the mouth of the Scroog shark.
The Scrooge shark swallowed the bait in one bite.
"Dinner tonight!" Meng Nan slapped his thigh, ready to pull the chain and compete with the Sgouge shark.
As a result, when I turned around, I found that the chains were running out, and in the blink of an eye, they all fell off the cliff. Everything happened so fast that Meng Nan couldn't react.
Looking at the surface of the sea again, I saw that the Scrooge shark dragged a long iron chain from the side of its mouth and crossed the sea, and then fell into the sea and splashed a large splash, as if it was silently mocking.
"Dentist, didn't I tell you to tie the chains to the combat tractor?"
The dentist replied with a crying expression, "Old ...... Boss, I forgot. ”
Meng Nan's mouth couldn't be closed for a long time, and he could forget what he had just explained, what kind of god was this guy doing!
"That's the only chain we have!"
The poor Evil Sun Clan can't even find much iron skin, let alone such a thing as an iron chain, which is still brought by Meng Nankai's combat tractor, and now it's a good thing, it was dragged into the sea by the Sgoog shark. The idea of asking the dentist to go to the sea to retrieve the chains passed by in a flash, but unfortunately he immediately realized that this idea was not realistic, and the dentist would definitely end up in the same fate as that Scrooge when he went to the sea.
The "fishing line" is gone, Meng Nan's leisure and entertainment projects are in the soup, if you want to say that you are not angry, it is fart, but what else can you do......
Rotten Nose spoke at this time: "Boss, I think I have a way to catch the Sgoog shark." ”
"Oh, let's hear it. Meng Nan was slightly surprised.
"I think the boss can't fish, but he can blow up fish! We can find a few Scroogs, tie them with explosives and throw them into the sea, and the Scrooge sharks will explode when they bite them!" said Rotten Nose as he waved his arms to mimic the explosion.
Meng Nan was stunned by the brain hole of the rotten nose, if the brain hole of human beings can open a window, then the brain hole of these guys can blow up a wall.
Of course, there were, but after the state tightened the control of dangerous flammable and explosive materials, it almost disappeared, and as a young man, of course, he had never been exposed to such things, so he could never imagine that he could play like this.
"Fried fish...... It's a very Waaagh idea!"
If you have a very Waaagh idea, then there will be a very Waaagh action. The dentist was in charge of catching Scrooge, Rotten Nose was in charge of calling Bass, and of course Monnan continued to be his hands-off shopkeeper, and no, he was responsible for dismantling and popping out of the cannon.
It would take time to get Scroog back up, but Buzz was coming faster.
This guy has been walking in a non-orc posture since his back is plated with a steel plate, and he is always walking under his feet.
Meng Nan was very unhappy, and the idea of taking out the steel plate when Buzz was healed became stronger and stronger. Not now, though, he called Bas over for something else.
"Bass, what's wrong with the one-eyed dragon's car?" Meng Nan greeted as usual, knowing the current situation of his subordinates.
Bas replied: "He didn't think the car was noisy enough, so I removed two big screws from the engine, and now it's jumping and noisy!"
A car that is noisy enough is a good car, a typical orc concept. Meng Nan didn't bother to care, anyway, his combat tractor had been driving for more than ten days and there was no problem, so he tossed it by himself, he pointed to the explosive bomb under his feet and said: "Help me change the explosive bomb, I plan to use these things to blow up the Scroog shark later." ”
"I see!" Buzz slapped with a wicked smile on his face. "Boss, this method is so cunning, I'll change it!"
There is no trigger part at the tail end of the bomb, the so-called primer part, but the firing pin of the cannon can detonate the mushroom gunpowder and shoot the warhead. This design is a bit unreasonable, but Meng Nan has learned not to delve into the reason, what is it doing, it must have something to do with "I think it can be launched".
"Hey, you stay away, don't blow it up. ”
Seeing that Buzz directly picked up the hammer and the broken iron and was about to knock it, Meng Nan hurriedly opened his mouth to stop it, but after speaking, he felt that something was wrong, wasn't he just thinking about the possibility of exploding?
However, there was no, and Buzz said "It's okay, I can't blow up" and continued to jingle and knock.
"Huh?" Meng Nan wondered a little, could it be that his boss's "I Xunsi" was not as good as the technician boy Bass, or should he believe that the bomb would really be knocked out?
Probably two completely different attitudes from affirmation. Could it be that the secret of whether "I Search" can succeed is here?
He stood farther away and said in a deep voice, "I'm really going to blow up." ”
The explosive bomb in Bass's hand immediately smoked, and Buzz quickly knocked the bell a few times, grinning and said, "Boss, take a look, I just think it won't explode." ”
"I'm really going to blow up!"
"No, no, look, I'll just knock it out in a few clicks, it's really not fried. ”
"It's going to blow up!"
"No, it won't. ”
"Yes!"
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