Chapter 59: Master, I Want to Go to Prostitution

"Look, you know it's pooping, don't you still have a good time?"

Shu Hai smiled and pushed his own in front of her.

"If you've ever had a bowl of, you don't have to think about it and throw it away! But fat intestines are different in nature. ”

"It's not because the nature is different, it's because the value is different."

Shu Hai corrected seriously: "The bowl itself is not valuable, and it will not feel distressed if you throw it away; But fat sausage is delicious, and that's what it's worth. Even if you know that it has been filled with feces and will be washed and served on the table, you are still willing to eat it. ”

Xue He didn't have much heart to listen to him at this time, his mouth was so spicy that he took a big sip of clear soup, and praised:

"Delicious!"

Shu Hai saw that she was in a good mood, and continued to follow the temptation:

"So the point of the question is not whether it's, but whether it's valuable."

Xue He blinked: "What exactly do you want to say?" ”

"Heavenly Court generally does not interfere in small matters in the mortal world, except for major events such as dynasty changes."

Shu Hai didn't answer her directly: "Jin Jiawei's actions have always represented the will of the Emperor of Heaven. Coincidentally, the person you fancy is also chosen by the Emperor of Heaven - if you pick someone, you may look away, and it is also possible for you to look away, but it is unlikely that the two of you will look away at the same time. ”

Going around and around, I still have to say Qin Bai.

Xue He sighed, didn't want to pay attention to him, just buried his head in eating his own.

"So the teacher is also very curious!"

Shu Hai finally showed his true colors, and the nature of the melon-eating masses was undoubtedly exposed: "What is sacred that can make my baby apprentice fall out of love twice in a row?" It must be extraordinary, and I need to see it! ”

"Hmph."

Xue He finished the last bite, put down his chopsticks elegantly, and wiped his mouth: "Although I haven't hated him to the point of wanting to kill him, this evil breath still has to come out." ”

"Well, there's nothing wrong with that, we never deserve to be angry."

"Master," Xue He said solemnly, "I want to go to prostitution." ”

"Huh?"

This topic changed a little steeply, and Shu Hai couldn't help but be stunned.

Xue He smiled evilly: "Where is the most beautiful little brother in the mortal world?" Take me there! ”

Shu Hai narrowed his eyes, originally with a smile, but his actual expression looked particularly sinister and vicious:

"Done!"

Why can a mortal man have three wives and four concubines? Why are there so many beautiful women in the palace? Why will he be the emperor in the future and have 3,000 beauties in the harem? …… You mortal women have endured and confessed, but I can't bear it!

"I really know a gathering place for beautiful war-fed little tender men!"

Shu Hai smiled and said: "Yunfeng is at the top of the Purple Ruins, the real people of the Purple Ruins are my old friends, there are many disciples under his seat, I heard that the disciples and grandchildren are all soft and cute little milk dogs - little Taoists, do you like it or not?" ”

"Don't just talk about not practicing, let's go!"

"Oh, apprentice, you really remember a play!"

Shu Hai laughed, stood up and shook the black robe to cover her in the robe, and instantly turned into a black wind and flew into the night sky:

"Let's go!"

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As the night deepened, the lights on the Yongle Hall were bright, and Qin Bai neatly placed the jade fragments in front of him, with a small bowl of gelatin in his hand, and was concentrating on putting the delicate jade back to its original state. But although the thing is only the size of a walnut, there are three layers of jade rings interlocking, the design is very exquisite, each jade ring is almost broken into three or four sections, and it is quite difficult to repair.

Finally spliced the damaged parts of the two jade rings, and suddenly there was a "report!" outside the door! Qin Bai's hand shook, and the freshly glued jade ring broke off again and fell onto the table.

Qin Bai raised his head expressionlessly, and saw Jun Qi striding up to the hall with a parchment roll in his hand, and came to the front.

When it comes to annoying work, Junqi is simply unsurpassable.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Jun Qi looked at the fragments on his desk for some reason, realized that he might have caused trouble again, and whispered with some humility:

"Lord Wang, the border is urgent."

Qin Bai temporarily put down the things in his hand, stretched out his hand to take the parchment scroll, and took a look: this time it was not the horse bandits who were making trouble, but the Tatar army in Saibei, which was currently gathering in secret, and its movements were unknown.

It seems that he is right, and there will probably be a real war at the beginning of spring. The Tartar fiery horse scimitar is very powerful and should not be underestimated.

"You're right."

Qin Bai re-rolled up the military newspaper and handed it back to him: "Submit this to the imperial court, and the imperial court will definitely send someone to bring a military talisman to defend against the enemy soon." ”

Jun Qi took it with both hands and smiled a little mischievously: "We are immortals." ”

Qin Bai sneered and pointed to the fragment in front of him: "Then, can you ask the gods to do me a favor?" ”

"You,...... Let's buy another one. ”

Qin Bai glanced at him, lowered his head and began to stitch together the pieces seriously: "If things are broken, they can still be repaired, but if people's hearts are broken, they can't be put together." ”

Jun Yi guessed that this was probably a token of the love between the two, so he persuaded: "The heart is broken, and it can be healed in time." ”

Qin Bai looked at the scattered fragments on the table, and suddenly felt discouraged: "If the heart is broken, the person will die, and no matter how long it is, it will be useless." ”

"Well, though, I think ......"

Jun Yi said casually, but he didn't mean to raise the bar with him, but he met Qin Bai's cold gaze, and finally realized that the atmosphere was wrong, so he hurriedly changed his words:

"The subordinates retired."

"Come back."

Jun Qi reluctantly turned back with a miserable expression.

Qin Bai held his cheeks, looking at his bitter appearance, he didn't feel funny. Suddenly, I felt that he was actually strangely interesting: although he was a heavenly official of the Execution Division, he had no official authority; Integrity, kindness, strong sense of responsibility, and good temper - even if you are called by your brothers, even if you have some complaints, you can still do things seriously, which is quite rare.

"Let's talk."

Qin Bai really wanted to talk to someone at this time. The snow river is not there, this Yongle Hall seems big and empty, and it is so lonely that people are at a loss.

"Okay."

Qin Bai talked to him from above, and always felt that he had a sense of bullying, so he took the initiative to come out, picked up his clothes and sat down on the steps. Sensing his kindness, Junqi came over and sat down beside him.

"Your brothers are all Jinjiawei, why are you alone in the execution department?"

"Personal hobbies."

Jun Yi's expression was relaxed, and he said flatly: "When I was a child, my family lived in Penglai Wonderland. The brothers' skin is as black as charcoal, very ugly, but I am more handsome, and all the immortals in Penglai prefer me more when they see it. I have a good mouth, and I often make my father and mother happy, and my father and mother naturally love me more than other brothers - over time, they become jealous, and they always love to deliberately fix me, and now that I have grown up, I am used to it, hehe. ”

There was a smile in his eyes, all of which were half-joking, and there was no resentment, which showed the deep affection between their brothers.

Qin Bai couldn't help but think of his dead ghost brother again. Although Qin Song has always acted alone, he is cold-faced and hot-hearted, as long as he is in trouble, he will definitely be the first to come out to help.

"Oh, yes."

Jun Qi suddenly remembered something, took out a small object from his waist and handed it to him.

Qin Bai looked down and saw that it was an animal scale armor the size of his abdomen, which was fine and textured, gray-white, for some reason.

"This is a scarf, and when you are drunk, you can quickly dissipate the smell of alcohol when you put it in your mouth. Although it is not a treasure, it is also a rare thing in the mortal world. ”

Jun Qi said: "What Xiao Qi gave, you just have to receive his favor." ”

"Thank you."

Qin Bai took the thing, and felt guilty in his heart:

After he made such a fuss during the day, in the end, he still asked Jun Yi to make a note and promise to find Xuehe back. But calm down and think about it carefully, the disaster was caused by himself, and from beginning to end, Junqi was not at fault, even when he was executed in the heavens, he was very kind to others, but the result was that he had been looking for trouble with him.

Junyi doesn't seem to mind, but he still thinks about the overall situation everywhere, which shows that he is kind-hearted and indeed gentlemanly.

"Today's events are all because I am too impulsive, I hope my brother will not blame."

Qin Bai bowed to him and spoke earnestly.

Jun Yi was stunned for a moment, and was also a little embarrassed: "They are all brothers in the same boat, so there is no need to be so polite." ”

The two were polite for a while, but then they heard the voice of the old inner supervisor outside the door:

"Lord, the princess has arrived."

Qin Bai was startled, hurriedly stood up, and said "Please come in", only to see Yu Miaojin entering, but she was not as hugging as before, she was alone, and stepped forward and saluted "Lord Wang".

Jun Qi just wanted to retreat, but Qin Bai waved his hand, signaling him to stand and not leave in a hurry.

Yu Miaojin rarely wore only a regular dress and a red cloak; There is no hairpin ring jewelry on the head, and it looks very refreshing, as if it has taken off its makeup and is ready to rest. I saw her standing in place and slowly speaking:

"Visiting late at night and disturbing the prince's rest is really the crime of a concubine."

She said a few words politely, and seemed to glance at Junyi inadvertently.

Qin Bai understood and said: "Junqi is not an outsider, you can speak directly." ”

Yu Miaojin nodded slightly, and said: "I just got a secret report, the Warat tribe and the Tatars have joined forces, and the Wuliang Hawei has gathered nearly 200,000 troops, and most of them are elite cavalry, I hope the prince will know." ”

Obviously, the princess's information report is more detailed and accurate than the secret agent sent by the palace.

"The situation is urgent, and the concubine didn't dare to delay for a moment, so she came to report to the prince."

"Got it, you've worked hard."

The two exchanged a few more words, and Yu Miaojin didn't stay long, and hurriedly said goodbye and left.

Jun Qi looked at her back, and after a while, he said to Qin Bai: "Amazing, it's much more accurate than my tip-off." ”

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"That's it! Her father, Yasukuni Gong Li Liang, was all over the world, and even the Mongols north of the Great Wall bought her account. Li Liang is extremely smart, conspiring, and a first-class capable minister in the previous dynasty.

At that time, the first emperor ordered the destruction of the Li family, because he was worried that its power was too great to control. I heard that when the house was raided, a young son Li Ziyu was also omitted - it was her younger brother, and now he has been rehabilitated for many years and has never shown up! I can't find it in the book of life and death, I only know that she is still alive, and she has hidden it by her father's protΓ©gΓ©s; Including her father-in-law, Yu Xingzhou, is the eunuch in charge of the Jiaofang Division, and he is also Li Liang's old friend.

Alas, although the first emperor's purge action was huge, in my opinion, it was a loss. ”

Junqi glanced at him with some surprise.