Chapter 60 The little milk dog runs all over the ground
Qin Bai sighed, and said: "Even I don't know how many people inside and outside the palace are under her orders - on and under the table, it is impossible to purge it, anyway, even the first emperor can only choose to compromise in the end and restore the reputation of the Li family." Thankfully, she's on our side now, otherwise it would have been terrible. ”
"Hmm."
Jun Yi touched his chin and wrinkled his brows, thoughtful.
"Do you have any great ideas?"
"Not yet."
Jun Qi shrugged, looked at him and nodded, and smiled: "I found that you have really done your homework!" ”
Hearing a compliment unexpectedly, Qin Bai raised his eyebrows a little unnaturally, and said modestly: "I have memorized the background materials for a long time, these are all stupid kung fu, and they are not worth anything." ”
"I've got a problem."
"Huh?"
"She always likes to come to you in the middle of the night to talk to you."
“……”
The corners of Qin Bai's mouth twitched: "Don't make such jokes." ”
Jun Yi smiled: "I think it's a good thing that Xuehe is gone at this time. Do you think, if these two powerful women fight, and you are caught in the middle, then there will be no bones left? ”
These two women fight so scarily when they think about it! I'm afraid there won't even be any bones left, right?
"Don't worry, Sister Xue is not an unreasonable person."
Jun Yi comforted: "Anyway, I wrote the guarantee, and when I get over this section, I will definitely go and get her back for you!" ”
——
The top of the cloud peak, the view of the purple ruins.
Originally, Xue He thought that a mortal who cultivated immortals, no matter how awesome he was, at best, he was a Taoist temple with more disciples and pilgrims, what else could he do? I can't go to heaven again.
But when I really arrived at the place, I was really shocked by these mortal Taoist priests.
The purple ruin view starts from the mountain gate at the foot of the mountain, a wide stone step winds up, and there is an archway made of white jade not far away, and the layers are stacked as if you want to enter the heavenly palace every step of the way. From this step up, there are seven palace buildings such as the Spirit Palace, the Jade Emperor Palace, the Sanqing Palace, and the Seven True Halls, which are distributed in the Yunfeng Mountains in the shape of the Big Dipper; The Taiji Palace at the highest point is located at the top of the cloud peak, and it is even more magnificent and powerful, and it has a feeling of looking down on the world.
Even if it was Xue He, who was born in the Nine Heavens and grew up in the Heavenly Palace, he was shocked by these mortals who cultivated immortals.
Standing in the square in front of the Taiji Hall and looking down on the whole view, the layout of the whole Taoist temple is a huge nine-palace gossip array, there are both trunk roads and Kun roads, which are both distinct and blended with each other; Male and female disciples wear gray and white robes, neatly lined up on the stone platform surrounded by fairy energy, or meditate or practice swords, the sound of bell chime is endless, and occasionally the crane falls in the blue water lotus pond like Yaotai, and it is like a fairyland in a trance.
Xue He secretly admired all the way: This mortal is a bit powerful.
The name on the poster was unexpected, but the Taoist priest who welcomed the guests actually led them directly to the reception room of the Taiji Palace for hospitality, which was probably the highest courtesy.
A flat-headed and upright little Taoist boy came up to offer fragrant tea, and he was also very humble and polite, saying that he had already given the ancestor to the Ming Patriarch, and invited the distinguished guests to sit for a while, and the Zixu real person would arrive later.
"I didn't expect that these Taoist priests are really capable."
Xue He turned around on the majestic and solemn Taiji Hall, and said in his mouth: "Make such a big show!" If you only look at feng shui fortune-telling and undertake all kinds of white things, it is impossible to mix it up like this. ”
"You damn girl! Say this kind of cool thing in other people's territory, beware of that old way and throw you out when he is annoyed! ”
Shu Hai was still wearing the human skin of the little old man, dressed in a black robe, moving slowly, and laughing in a weird manner: "You don't want to look down on people!" This Zixu Taoist was also instructed by your mother back then, and now he is dedicated to goodness and has been working hard for hundreds of years to get to the point where he is today. ”
"'Ordered by my mother'? …… Does that mean that you have been beaten by my aunt? That's really edifying! ”
Xue He held his hands behind his back and stood on the edge of the white jade railing outside the hall and looked down the mountain: "It's just, I didn't expect you to have friends as an old monster?" What a rarity! ”
"That's it."
Shu Hai smiled when he heard this, and said: "Coincidentally, when he was still a little Taoist priest in his twenties, he traveled to my Wushan realm, and accidentally hit the miasma in the mountains, and I picked him up and went home. ”
"Ha, there is indeed creation!"
Xue He clapped his hands and laughed: "Didn't you pick up the skin and hang it in the closet?" I wonder if it was because of his ugly appearance, or because you did something bad that day that made you kind? ”
"Eh, is that kind of person for the teacher?"
"Yes."
Shu Hai ignored her troubles, and continued: "I see that he is talented and intelligent, and he has some wisdom, so it's a pity to die like this, so I helped him detoxify and stayed in the palace to recuperate."
After a long time, he also took some interest in my witchcraft, and sometimes helped me sort out the medicinal herbs, and I became familiar with them after coming and going. One day, I saw him looking at the Immortal King Gu Ding in my courtyard, so I joked: 'If you like it, take it, I just think it takes up space!' I didn't expect him to really have some ability, so he immediately thanked him and went down the mountain with the ding. ”
Xue He was dumbfounded for a while: "This kid is real!" ”
"Later, I also regretted it a little, after all, that Ding is an ancient ritual vessel, how to say that it is also an old object that has been refined by the Fuxi clan! And it's been a long time, and he has long been fed by Gu poison, and he is afraid that he will cause trouble when he goes to the Central Plains. ”
"So you know!" Xue He said loudly: "Which object in your house is not poisonous!" Such a big mouthful of strange tripods has been moved in, how many people have to be killed?! ”
Shu Hai waved his hand: "That's not it." This tripod is not a mundane thing, the mortal fire in the world is useless to it, and it will not be refined until the fire is not available. It has to be Samadhi True Fire or your mother's Red Lotus Karmic Fire to trigger toxicity, where does he have this ability? So I didn't take it seriously, I don't usually use it anyway, he just took it for him if he liked. ”
“……”
It's really worthy of being an old monster in Wushan, and he didn't slip away as always.
"Who knows, something really happened later. Although he could only use mortal fire, he actually used Na Ding to do the work of alchemy of killing immortals, and he actually became the devil of the scourge. But it happened that day just in time for your mother to fall out with the Emperor of Heaven, set fire to the Nantian Gate and traveled to the mortal world - it was also his bad luck, and his ruined apprentice sent your mother and your brother to the mountain by ghost, and made a gesture to refine them, you say it's not ridiculous! ”
"This is really a new level of death."
"The results can be imagined! Your mother not only leveled his mountain and dismissed the demons, but also destroyed the ding, and dispersed his mana, so that he could practice as a person again. So he set up another hill and established the business he is today. ”
Speaking of this source, Shu Hai smacked his lips and rolled his eyes:
"Why do I suddenly think that your mother could agree to hand you over to me as an apprentice, maybe just to compensate me for my Dingba?"
"Then you're thinking too much! When Nantianmen was burned like that, my uncle didn't dare to squeak, can you still think about compensating you when you look at my aunt? …… Shh ”
Xue He glanced at him, sat back on the stool lazily, and became listless and listless as he had been a few days ago.
Xue He has been sullen for a few days, and he has few words, Shu Hai wanted to make her happy so he pulled her out to play this lap, but he didn't expect that she was just fresh for a while, and soon changed back to her old self.
"Oh, don't look like this."
Shu Hai pointed to the Taoist priests practicing in the square and said:
"Get down to business! What kind of little milk dog does the apprentice like? Innocent, stupid, white sweet, or evil, crazy, and prodigal? This old Taoist has a strong background, with 3,000 disciples, all of whom are born white and clean, and the appearance of the Taoist bones is also handsome! Small buttocks and long legs grab a handful! Look, look, the little milk dog is running all over the ground, apprentice, you should take a look! …… Take your pick! I'll beg that old man for you! Bag you are satisfied! ”
I thought that Xue He would complain about his ugly face like Ma Ma Sang with righteous words, but I didn't expect Xue He to ignore him at all, and hold his cheeks, looking preoccupied.
"Hey, you're clamoring to come out for prostitution! As a result, everyone came, and they didn't speak, but it was as if I was going to prostitute! Shu Hai said dissatisfied.
"Then you'll prostitute."
"If I wanted to be a prostitute, I wouldn't be here!"
Shu Hai became angry: "Visiting the kiln and eating flowers and wine is much more interesting than running all the way to see the stinky Taoist!" ”
Xue He looked impatient: "Prostitution, prostitution!" What are you prostituting?! It's like you really have this feature! ”
Shu Hai knocked on the table seriously and said, "I have the human skin!" What do you want? Skin color, appearance, height, and even length can all be controlled by yourself! …… Meow, my name of 'Wushan Old Monster' is called for nothing?! ”
"Then you go, go slowly."
If it was before, Xue He's sharp mouth would have poured out a lot of sarcastic and sarcastic words at this time, but now she simply threw out such a sentence and unilaterally ended the chat.
It's so unlike her.
Xuehe is open-minded by nature, even if he is annoyed for a while when he fights with others, he turns his face and turns the page, and he has never been unable to let go for several days in a row like this time.
Shu Hai was faintly worried in his heart, and wanted to persuade him again, but at this time, a thin Taoist outside the door came quickly. The person who came had a ruddy complexion and a strong spirit, although his hair was white, he was walking like a fly:
"Sorry, sorry! Xianzun has been waiting for a long time! ”
The snow-white Buddha dust was shaken, and the man came to say "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable", and stepped forward to bow down and wave his hands.
"You're welcome! I haven't seen you for many years, but Zixu real people have always been good? ”
The two exchanged pleasantries for a while, but they seemed very familiar.
Xue He saw that he should be an elder, so he stood up respectfully and stood beside his master with his hands down.
Shu Hai smiled and grabbed her over and said, "This is my apprentice!" ”
Zixu Zhenren twisted his beard and smiled: "Sure enough, the flower looks like the moon, what a handsome girl!" Those who can enter the eyes of the Immortal Venerable must also be extraordinary, congratulations. ”
"You have also seen that my apprentice is in his youth, and he is naturally beautiful, there is a way that which girl does not have spring? I heard that you have many Taoist disciples, so I came here to choose a good person for her......"
"Master!!"
Xue He was annoyed and angry, thinking that if you don't stop this again, are you going to tell the prostitute about the little Taoist priest directly?! This old man can really say anything! Your apprentice doesn't want to lose face, huh?