Chapter 31: Beware of Car Thieves

After cleaning up the battlefield, under the guidance of the Hurricane Motorcycle, Meng Nan and his party finally arrived at the base camp of the Evil Sun Clan.

This time he was really well received. Under the influence of the orc boy on the motorcycle, the old, weak, sick and disabled in the camp did not resist at all, but surrounded the battle tractor and shouted Waaaagh!

Meng Nan's already calm mood stirred again, this will be the capital of his own fortune, although he used to play orcs when he played board games, but now he has a real orc clan, which is something that he couldn't think of in the past, so he can't help but want to find someone to express his feelings at this time.

"Hahaha, Gufu, I'll be the real boss in the future!"

The bone man's face was full of disdain, and he opened his mouth to make Meng Nanyi lose all interest: "Idiot, you think they are cheering for you? They are cheering for this combat tractor, what a group of hillbillies!"

As he said, where have the Evil Sun Clan boys living in this barren land ever seen such a Waaaaaaagh vehicle, those technician boys don't have the time to research and manufacture such a large combat platform except for fighting for food, and there are not enough materials in the clan for them to do research and development.

Poverty limits their imagination.

Looking at those orc boys again, Meng Nan found that it seemed to be really as the bone man said, they didn't care about themselves sitting on the roof of the car at all, just stared intently at the slowly moving combat tractor, and from time to time came up to touch the thick body armor, and after touching it, his whole body trembled like an electric shock, and then turned happily and shouted at those orc boys who couldn't squeeze in.

Seeing Meng Nan's stunned expression, the bone man grinned and said with an evil smile: "Stupid macho boy, let me remind you to be good, you better not let this car stay out of Ya's sight, otherwise...... Hey. ”

What he didn't finish speaking is self-evident, judging from the performance of these orc boys of the Evil Sun Clan, if Meng Nan doesn't watch his car, then they are likely to turn into car thieves, either stealing the car and running away, or they will turn back after controlling the car.

Of course, there is a third possibility, they will disassemble the complete combat tractor into parts in a matter of minutes, and then hide their share like a treasure.

No matter how you look at it, it won't be something that will make Meng Nan happy.

Meng Nan had a headache now, there were rumors that some orc bosses would live in their beloved cars for the rest of their lives, and they would not leave eating, drinking, and Lazar, which was really like glue and deep love. However, Meng Nan extremely didn't want to "fall in love" with cold steel like those bosses, so this matter had to be resolved.

"Hey, bone, how about you help me look at the car? I can give you teeth. ”

The bone's face turned cold and he stopped talking. Just kidding, I'm a former boss boss, Ya actually wants me to show Ya the car? Ya is really stupid!

Meng Nan was a little embarrassed when he touched the nail, his way of thinking was still stuck in the past, if it was a real orc, he would have spoken with his fists. If you don't want to force your bones, then you have to think of some other way, Meng Nan dialed the half-vacant heart eye and asked: "Lack of heart eye, do you have any way to make those guys can't steal our car?"

Hanging the roof of the car and blowing a night of wind, feeding a stomach full of yellow sand, the lack of heart and eyes had no energy, but when he heard Meng Nan's words, he immediately became energetic, and he bared his teeth viciously and shouted: "Break the bones of the girls, whoever dares to steal my 'procrastination plane' will make him look good!"

Staring at the heartless eyes screaming in mid-air, Meng Nan touched his chin thoughtfully, there seemed to be a ready-made burglar alarm in his hand......

Patting the roof of the car, he lowered his head and shouted into the car: "Dentist, rotten nose, you two come and go." ”

The two little farts immediately ran over, looking up at their boss, with a flattering look on their faces.

"Macho boss, what do you have to order?"

Meng Nan said: "How about you say that we will hang the lack of heart on this? I think if someone comes to steal the car, the lack of heart can immediately remind us." ”

The two of them immediately nodded their heads vigorously, as long as they didn't hang themselves on and eat ashes anyway.

"I thought it could be done. It's Waaagh!"

"I'm thinking about it too, it's very Waaagh!"

Meng Nan clapped his hands and settled the matter: "When we get to the place where we live, which of you will feed it some food and drink, we can't starve to death with the burglar alarm." ”

"Macho boss, let the dentist do it, he is more familiar with the lack of heart. Rotten Nose said precipitously, it didn't want to scout the fart spirit, it wouldn't do any good.

The dentist stopped doing it, and he retorted, "Isn't Ya a cannon fart, Ya Cai is familiar with the lack of heart! I have to protect the boss! Waaaagh!"

"The girls fight every day, and there are still missing teeth in the girls' pockets!Waaaagh!"

There is no one else in this logic, so I am familiar with fighting every day, so I have a good relationship? Meng Nan rolled his eyes, and he was really helpless about these lazy farts spirits, so he could only say: "Shut up." You change shifts twice, each fart is responsible for feeding the missing heart eye for one day, and today the rotten nose is in charge. Remember, the punishment for the missing eye is not over yet, so you are not allowed to put it down without my order. ”

Not only can he continue to punish the transgression behavior before the lack of heart, but also solve the anti-theft problem by the way, Meng Nan really wanted to praise himself as a genius, he asked the bone man proudly: "Hey, how about my method?"

"Hmph, this is asking the guy who is most likely to become a car thief to help you look at the car. The bone man listened to all the conversations, and although he was not happy that Meng Nan had come up with a solution so quickly, he also thought that this was indeed a great way to do it.

The bone man didn't want to see Meng Nan proud in front of him, so he said: "I always have a time to fall asleep with this fart spirit." ”

"It's simple, you see. ”

The corners of Meng Nan's mouth cracked, and he turned his head and used his hand to play with his sleepy eyes.

"Wake up, wake up, someone is coming to steal the car!"

"Who, who dares to steal my 'procrastination'!

Seeing that he woke up alive again, Meng Nan held on to the rotating rope, stretched out his hand and pointed to the orc boys around the car, and said, "See, they all want to steal our car......"

"It's my car! It's my 'procrastinator'!"

Meng Nan was not angry when he was interrupted, but continued with his lack of heart: "Okay, okay, it's your 'Dragger Death', but you remember, if you close your eyes, they will steal the 'Dragger', then you will never be able to drive such a Waaaagh combat tractor again." ”

"What? no, no, no, I won't let them steal the 'Draggarf Crash', no one!"