Chapter 30: Knightly Duel
Meng Nan blew up the other party's motorcycle, and he was happy in his heart, but he didn't expect a pain in his feet, as if he had been smashed with a hammer.
It was a heart-wrenching pain when his toes were smashed, and he thought that he knew that the fart spirit accidentally smashed the bomb on his foot, retracted into the car and was about to open his mouth to scold, but the fart at his feet immediately reached out in panic and pointed to the missing heart eye who was still scolding: "Boss, I didn't do it, it was the missing heart eye that smashed it with a wrench!"
The fart spirit dares to do it to his boss, that is really eating the bear's heart and leopard gall, and the fart spirits don't want to be implicated and eaten alive by the boss.
"Aha, that guy who lacks heart eyes dares to beat me?" This made Meng Nan angry, he didn't say it, clean it up, he must clean it up well, otherwise he will not rebel in the future.
walked to the driver's seat in three or two steps, and stretched out his hand to lift the missing eye. It doesn't look at anyone at all, it wants to bite someone.
Meng Nan slapped two big slaps and slapped over, and the missing eyes were beaten dizzy, and then Meng Nan pointed to the fart who was carrying the ammunition just now and ordered: "Come and drive!"
gave the order, he casually ripped off a hemp rope and tied the missing eye tightly, and the binding was not finished, he personally found a long iron rod from the back of the warehouse to tie the missing eye.
"Let go of me, I'm going to drag race!"
"I'll make it cool. Meng Nan held a long iron rod and drilled out of the car, found a hole and inserted it, looking at the heartless eyes hanging in the air and still scolding without words, Meng Nan was even more angry. "Waaagh, let me show you what drag racing is!"
returned to the car and dragged away the fart who had just touched the steering wheel for a few seconds, and Meng Nan sat on it himself.
This seat is quite awkward, because in order to use the fart, this seat and the throttle have been modified, Meng Nan is now more than two meters tall, and it is uncomfortable to sit in it, he controls the steering wheel while breaking off all the things that are in the way.
In the end, I let the fart move an ammo box over as a seat, which made me feel much more comfortable.
At this time, it was getting dark, Meng Nan looked in the rearview mirror, the battle off-road vehicle of the Evil Sun Clan was chasing after it with its headlights on, and he didn't know what kind of transformation the light had undergone, it was really bright and scary, even if a few pillars of light could be seen penetrating through the thick smoke.
As for the surviving motorcycle, I don't know where it was dumped.
"Macho, turn around and them!Waaaaaagh!"
Since the cannon was welded to the roof of the car, the corners were very limited, and the bone man could no longer use it to shoot the enemies behind him, so he slapped the roof of the car hard and asked the macho to turn around. As he wished, Meng Nan also wanted to kill the other party's annoying rotten cars, he slammed the steering wheel, and the huge body floated out of a semicircle in the sand by inertia, and then continued to spew black smoke and move forward.
Dozens of large craters were blown up along the same path from which the bombs came, and suddenly they were silent.
"Bonehusband, what's going on?" Meng Nan asked in a loud voice.
The other party kicked away the empty-handed fart, retracted into the car and scolded: "It's really Brother Mao's teeth, there is no ammunition!"
"What, it's all over in a while?" Meng Nan was stunned for a moment, and said with a slap on the bridge. "Use this!"
"Haha, I'm thinking about it too!"
The bone man sat in the co-pilot's seat, grabbed a thing similar to the one used to control the launch button on the plane, and the remote-controlled telescopic arm installed outside the combat tractor immediately moved, and the rotation of the chainsaw made a loud noise, which was shocking.
"Are you going to drive over it?" asked the boneman, licking his fangs.
"yes, crash into it. Are you scared?" Meng Nan grinned with a hideous smile.
"Crash over! Crash over! Waaaaaaagh!"
“Waaaaaaaaagh!”
Under the control of Meng Nan and the bonesman, the battle tractor turned into a steel man wielding a giant sword, and rushed straight towards his opponent with the momentum of thunder that died together.
Maux was very Waaagh, because the other party turned around again, and the two clattering cannons were silent, which made him ecstatic, and he stepped on the accelerator to the end, and the big clatter gun in his hand shot indiscriminately in front of him.
He's fast, and the other seems to be faster. His big gun and the "Runaway Apostle" are noisy, and the noise made by the other party seems to be even more noisy.
"It's mine!" "It's mine!" At the moment of impact, Maux jumped up and threw himself straight to the roof of the opposite car.
The cold light flashed, and he only felt that his eyes were flowering, and his body seemed to be lighter......
He saw his "Rampage Apostle" smashed into a lump by the thick armor of the other party and flew high, he saw several boys in the car also fly, he also saw whose lower body was spilled blood all over the sky, and he finally saw a small, ugly ass face dangling in front of his eyes.
Boom, Maux's head slammed into the roof of the car and turned into a mess of mud.
The two orc boys on the motorbike saw everything, and the loud saw cut Maux in half, and it seemed that it was all over......
The Motorbike stopped, staring at the still frantically spinning chainsaw in fear, what a waaagh thing it was.
The combat tractor also stopped, Meng Nan opened the door and got out of the car, the bone man followed closely with the rod protrusion gun, and then a group of fart spirits also jumped out with a variety of weapons.
"Hey, boy, I'll be the boss of the girls from now on!" Meng Nan was still very excited after the car accident, and he pointed a gun at the two orc boys opposite.
It seemed like a matter of course, especially after the orc boys of the Evil Sun Clan saw Meng Nan's strong and tall figure, and they immediately decided to follow him. As for the bone man, although he is also very big, he didn't dare to say a word when he saw the boss speak.
"Waaaaaaagh!
Only mushrooms can be eaten by following the powerful boss, this is the innate concept of orcs, so Meng Nan will not have any resistance to forcibly co-opting them, especially when they can clearly understand the gap between the two sides.
The world of orcs is so simple many times, since those two boys admit that they are the bosses, Meng Nan no longer needs to show any Wang Ba's spirit of killing gods when encountering gods and killing Buddhas when encountering Buddhas. As for the future, as long as you can continue to deter these boys, you are not afraid that they will rebel.
He walked up to Maux, who had been cut in half, and asked the two orcs, "Is this the boss of the girls?"
"Maux used to be our boss. ”
Maux's head had been smashed into mush, and his facial features were completely indistinguishable, but he was not completely dead yet, and his muscles were still twitching. Meng Nan glanced at the arm of the corpse, then at the bone man, and asked, "Do you want to use the waste and put his arm on it?"
The bone man said with a disdainful face: "I don't want waste objects, I will buy a bigger and more powerful power pliers for my arm in the future." When the time comes, I'll fight with you again!"