It was too dark, I grabbed the clothes that her mother stuffed into me, and jumped into the boat to go home without looking, and when I was about to dry the clothes, I found that the pants were missing, but there was an extra Zhang Fang's underwear.

I smiled bitterly, threw the clothes on the ground, and after thinking about it, I picked them up and stuffed them into the cabinet, but I didn't expect that this dress would become an important hub for the recovery of Zhang Fang's relationship between me and Zhang Fang in the future.

The next morning, I went to the shop and found 500 yuan for Fangzi's father, and asked him to find someone to renovate the dwarf's house.

When I arrived outside the village, when I passed by the latrine, I saw Zhang Fang covering her nose and scooping stones, and her mother was supervising beside her, so I nodded with her mother and entered the village without saying anything.

At this time, the dwarf who had not been seen all night suddenly ran to the village noisily and asked me why I asked Zhang Fang to make a dung pit, I told yesterday's events, he laughed, but still did not let me let Zhang Fang go, Xi thought about it, and asked the dwarf.

"You're fucking here for her, but she doesn't look down on you, this is your last chance to perform, don't help her, don't mess around with me!"

The dwarf man's IQ is never enough, and he thought about it for a long time before he came back to his senses, ran to Zhang Fang's side, grabbed the dung basket in Zhang Fang's hand and said.

"Damn, this Shanzi brother is now a cadre, majestic, I can't plead, so, you two go back to rest, I'll do it!"

After speaking, he was not afraid of getting dirty, he grabbed his trousers and jumped into the dung pit, stretched out his hand and touched it inside, I secretly looked at it from the side, Zhang Fang's girl actually cried, and said with tears in her eyes: "Brother Shorty, it's still hello, I'll marry you!" ”

I saw that it had happened, found a village cadre, and found out 10,000 yuan for him, and then he immediately went to the county to buy things, and thought about the short man who had always wanted a motorcycle, so he gave him 10,000 yuan and said: "The motorcycle also brings one back, and I want five sheep Honda two five!" ”

The man seemed to have never seen so much money, and beckoned several village cadres to go straight to the county seat, and I saw that I had nothing to do, so I got up and went to the small shop, ready to buy a box of cigarettes to smoke, at this time, the township head, that is, the eldest head of his father, beckoned to me.

I hurriedly got an extra box of cigarettes, ran over and stuffed it into him and said, "Township Chief, what are you looking for me!" ”

He asked about recruiting young people and fish fry, and after hearing me say that someone had invested, he gave me a thumbs up and said: "You are a good thing, I heard that the dwarf is getting married tomorrow, and I can't come back from my township, and the big head will be home tomorrow, let me wrap a red envelope for me!" ”

I was taken aback, didn't the big head have another year to be demobilized, why would he come back tomorrow, and when I asked, I found out that he was injured, and went home early, I was very happy, and stuffed two packs of cigarettes to the township chief, and only after watching him leave did he go to the shop to chat with Widow Zhang.

A day passed, and the next day I got up early in the morning with the dwarf, and came to the dwarf's house to hang lanterns and paste the joy couplet.

The brand-new sewing machine attracted the attention of the women of the village, but the gentlemen were very interested in the TV set showing snowflakes, and there was a Honda motorcycle wrapped in big red flowers at the door, and the elderly people were pointing around, saying that this was the biggest wedding banquet in the village.

The dwarf was very nervous as the groom's officer, he wore a brand new dress today, and looked very energetic, I pulled him aside and whispered to him that the big head would come back today, and the wedding would not start until he arrived.

The dwarf immediately jumped up with joy, laughed and sprayed my face, and said excitedly: "Brother Shanzi, this relationship is good, the big head is back, the matter of Nanmen Mountain, let's start to do it!" ”

I was afraid that others would hear it, so I shushed, and when I saw that there was no one around, I smiled and nodded to him and said:

"Yes, you and Fangzi will be happy for a few days, I will discuss it with the big head first, today you are the protagonist, don't embarrass me, I gave you a motorcycle, and the money was given 10,000, but you have to be more mindful, don't let Fangzi catch it in your hands!"

"It's done, don't be verbose today, and then our brother and his mother can pour a few more sips of wine!"

The dwarf said, busy to greet the villagers, thinking that I may be the village head, basically every household in the village has someone to come, the house and the outside are crowded, I look at the sky is not early, thinking that the big head should also arrive, at this time, the outside suddenly rumbled, the big head rode a white Honda motorcycle roaring.

Looking at the crooked motorcycle, I knew that he was not very skilled, and when he stopped, the dwarf and I hurried over, and one of us gave him a punch, hanging on his chest, and said in unison.

"It's back!"

The big head grinned, stretched out his hand and put it on our shoulders, he looked much more handsome than before, although his head was not small, but the size was no longer comparable to me and the short man, he took out a handful of loose money and stuffed it into the short man's hand, and he began to grin.

"Shorty, our brother is a lifelong friendship, you kid is so blessed, Fangzi thief is fucking beautiful, you are a blessing from the previous life!"

As he was talking, there was a crackling sound of firecrackers outside, and when I turned my head, Zhang Fang was covered with a red hijab, led by two little girls, and I said happily to the dwarf.

"Hurry up, your wife is here, ready to worship!"

I got married in the village, my mother's family couldn't come, the short man Gao Tang was not there, and I was so anxious that I didn't know who said a word, so I sat on the high hall with my head and accepted the bow of the bride and groom.

My parents are not there, my brother is the elder, this is also reasonable, I and the big head are indispensable, when worshipping heaven and earth, Zhang Fang may still be angry with me, deliberately spilling a cup of tea on my clothes, I didn't expect that the master of ceremonies is also powerful, and actually shouted a sentence to the ground.

I was very happy for the short man, helped him up, raised his finger and said: "You fucking have achieved your ideals, these ten miles and eight towns, Zhang Fang can be regarded as the best-looking girl, don't bully him in the future, live a good life, and give birth to two nephews next year!" ”

After speaking, my brothers laughed more than once, especially the short man, laughed so much that he almost broke out, I was about to enter the cave room, helped Zhang Fang, gently patted the back of her hand, ready to bless a few words, but I didn't expect to be scratched by her, and my hand was bleeding instantly, I was afraid that others would see it, so I hurriedly put my hand into my trouser pocket, and after a few words of greeting, I got out of the crowd with the big head and found a clean place to chat.

To be honest, my hand was scratched by Zhang Fang like this, and I regretted giving her to the dwarf, and I felt an indescribable sourness in my heart, and I looked at the big head and said.

"Big head, in our village, people can only live to be sixty years old, this matter can't always be like this, we have to find a way to solve it!"

Datou glanced back at the lively wedding, took out a red tower and handed it to me, glared at me and said; "How to solve it, we are not the Great Luo Immortal Yama King, I have bad kidneys, and the troops are persuaded to retreat, I have no way to do this!"

I gathered up to the fire he lit, lit the cigarette, took several puffs, and only said to him: "I heard that there is a problem with the water source in our village, and the culprit is in the Nanmen Mountain. ”

Datou has been following the government for more than a year, and I am very cautious, I didn't dare to directly say that it was to dig out the treasure, but I just went around the bush to probe his tone.

Before we could say a few words, Widow Zhang came and ran over, squatted behind us and said, "You two little bastards, you are discussing what the hell is going on, and you don't go to drink yet, you are all at the table!" ”

There were outsiders, and I couldn't say any more, so I had to follow in, and the big head hurriedly finished the cigarette in his hand, followed me, and after sitting down, he boasted to everyone about the courage of the troops.

I didn't know whether I was happy or depressed that night, I drank a lot of wine, I don't know how to get home, and when I woke up, my big head sat next to me, pointed at my nose, laughed and scolded me for being a coward.

I touched the back of my head in embarrassment, thinking about yesterday's banquet, for fear that I would say something wrong when I was drunk, so I hurriedly asked the big head and said, "I didn't do anything stupid yesterday, let's say crazy things!" ”

The big head poured me a bowl of water, touched his chin, looked at my face, smiled deeply and said: "Yesterday, you got drunk and threw Chen Hui on the ground, kissing and gnawing, and several people couldn't pull it away!" ”

I was taken aback, thinking that Chen Hui must have hated me to death, so I hurriedly got up and was about to go to her house to apologize, but the big head said something again.

"I don't know if Chen Hui is also drunk, holding you and not letting go, saying that I like to be pressed by you, I haven't been here for more than a year, you see that you have all become hooligans, haha......"

I wore half of my shoes, and I was relieved to hear him say this, and after getting dressed, we went straight to the shop, Fangzi and her mother looked at us and couldn't close their mouths, and one of them shoveled a bowl of melon seeds, and grabbed a few pieces of candy, I couldn't resist her, so I had to do it.

At this time, the village secretary also came to the shop, he was sixty years old, and he would see the king of Hades at any time, looked at the big head, and said excitedly.

"Village chief, I'm old, since Liu Dong is back, our secretary will give it to him, I'd better go home and wait for death, the appointment from above has already come down, I see that I finally look forward to coming back!"

After speaking, he touched a handful of muddy tears, and directly asked Fangzi and her mother to take a red tower mountain for me and the big head, I looked at his distant back, looked at the big head and said.

"See, it's gone at the age of sixty, children and grandchildren, you don't go to this matter, I'll go with the dwarf, tomorrow you sit in the village, and the dwarf and I will go up the mountain to take a look!"

The big head didn't say anything, laughed, and threw a red tower mountain to Fangzi and her mother said.

"Who said I wouldn't go, damn it, our brothers want to coax together, we want to wave together, boss, I don't want this cigarette, leave it to your son-in-law to smoke, I have a lot of family!"

With the words of the big head, I rubbed my hands with joy, threw away the cigarette, and the two of them returned to the village, and after a few words of explanation to a few cadres, I took the big head back to the house, and dug out the gold bars and hundred-yuan bills, and the big head's eyes were about to fall......