The dwarf didn't go home with me that night, and I didn't pay any attention to him for two days, until I learned later that he had spent fifty yuan and lived happily at Widow Zhang's house for two days.

Two days later, at noon, I hurriedly finished my meal at the shop and hurried to greet the sister of the year, who did not miss the appointment, and came with a very Sven man.

I bought a lot of guns, and the whole village was filled with festive smoke, and the older sister wore high heels and red lips, and instead of being destroyed by time, she looked more charming than she had been back then.

"Shanzi, I didn't expect that I have only been gone for a few years, you have grown so tall, and you are still the village chief!"

My sister treated me very well, like when I was a child, she touched my head and held my hand when we met, as if there were endless words, I wanted to say that when I grew up, there are differences between men and women, but her chest didn't just rub my arm, and I swallowed the words on my lips.

"This is my husband, a Hong Kong native, I told him about your reservoir, sell fish fry for 100,000 yuan, and we will make half of the money!"

In front of many people, my sister took my hand and pointed to his husband and introduced, I know this place in Hong Kong, but I have never seen Hong Kong people. couldn't help but take a few more looks, this man was very gentle, exuding an elegant aura all over his body, thinking that his sister was finally no pig arch with her.

"Thunder Monkey, I'm looking for a hurry!"

The man didn't know what he said, so he stretched out his hand to shake hands with me, and in front of the whole village cadres, he took out a dozen and dozens of money from his bag.

But that's fine, I put away the money, took my sister back to the reservoir to row a boat and play with the water, when hundreds of people went to the countryside, only my sister came back to see, I was happy, and my sister was like a child, barefoot and pedaling on the water and I talked and laughed.

I don't know if my sister is happy in my heart, but listening to her hearty laughter, I sat down next to her and enjoyed the scenery of the reservoir with her.

She asked me if I often peeked at her bathing back then, and I was so embarrassed that I had to admit that I was young and ignorant at that time, but instead of blaming me, she grabbed my hand and put it on her chest, so frightened that I hurriedly pulled my hand back, blushing and saying that it was not good.

She was a reasonable person, and she didn't care, and after visiting the places where she lived with me, and after paying tribute to my parents, I sent her back to the village.

At the time of parting, she told me to go see her, and I swore yes, but after reluctance, the short man came back in a state of slump, and I looked at him to know that he had not slept for a few days.

Money, I was anxious to experience the feeling of spending money, so I pulled the dwarf into the village and told him in the name of the village chief.

"Shorty, you immediately organize all the idle young people in the village for me, each with a salary of ten yuan per month, and then go to contact the fish fry dealers, tomorrow we will go to the county, our brothers will have to do a big job!"

The dwarf didn't dare to slack off, but he still asked me what I was organizing those people for, I glared at him and said: "Look at the fish, catch a fish thief, reward fifty yuan, if we want to be fair, we have to make money!" ”

When the dwarf heard this, he hurriedly ran to Zhangluo, and I probably had a bad stomach at noon, so I hurriedly rushed to the latrine, and squatted down in a gust of wind and rain.

Even if there are a lot of mosquitoes, it doesn't bite my buttocks, but after a few sounds, I feel very comfortable, because from today on, I am the only nouveau riche in the village and even in the township, I have to buy motorcycles, and I have to buy two, TV and telephones have to be put up, and BB machines have to be hung up.

Just as I was meditating, there was a sudden somber laughter outside, and I was taken aback, and secretly screamed that it was not good, and I stood up before I could lift my pants, and sure enough, a large stone plopped and smashed into the dung pit with accuracy.

Although my ass was spared, my trousers and shoes were full of feces and urine, and what was even more strange was that there was a bloody sanitary napkin on the shoe.

"Damn, Zhang Fang, are you crazy, Lao Tzu has a grudge against you!"

The good mood was suddenly gone, so angry that I stood in the toilet and scolded, eager to rush out and throw the sanitary napkin in her face, but unfortunately I was so disgusted that I couldn't lift my pants.

Zhang Fang smiled gloomily outside, and then threw a few big stones in, my ass was finally harmed by her, and when I reached out and touched it was full of feces and urine, Zhang Fang scolded outside.

"You tell me to the dwarf, I have a fucking enmity with you, and I have a grudge against you for the rest of my life!"

After saying that, the stone was like a grenade, falling one and flying another, and the real toilet was made to stink, I wanted to drop my face and rush to teach her a lesson, but I am now the village head, so I rushed out, in case someone saw it, I didn't say anything, and if I didn't get it, I had to report it to the whole township.

I can't imagine how I stopped, let Zhang Fang outside 'bomb', I hid inside and couldn't come out, she saw that she couldn't let me look foreign, so angry that she stomped her feet and prepared to leave, at this time the butcher guy happened to pass by, smelling the pervasive stench, looked at Zhang Fang and asked.

"Fangzi girl, when you go to the toilet, why do you make it like taking a shit bath, you get feces all over your body, go back and wash it, oops, it really fucking stinks!"

Listening to the butcher guy's words, I smelled the stench but smiled, that Zhang Fang hurt others and hurt himself, and he splashed a lot on himself, and when he went back, he was afraid that he would have to be scolded by her mother again, just thinking about it, Zhang Fang outside suddenly cried, and then heard the footsteps that were getting farther and farther away.

I was glad that the witch was finally gone, but before I could catch my breath, the heavy footsteps of the butcher were getting closer and closer, and I was afraid that he would break in and see this embarrassing scene, so I hurriedly coughed a few times and said.

"Butcher, why don't you go to Widow Zhang's house today!"

"Hehe, it's the village chief, I said that you are not a small child, why are you still like a child, what's so fun about that and pee, I'll just pull and pee, you squat yours!"

After saying that, I heard the butcher's urine, and I thought that I couldn't hide in the toilet all the time, so I hurriedly said before he left.

"Oh, don't get me wrong, she was already out when I came, that girl may have stumbled and fallen into the dung pit, if you see a dwarf on the way, let him come to me quickly!"

The butcher guy left with two sounds, I looked at my embarrassed appearance, I didn't stand, I didn't squat, my free hands had nowhere to put them, none of the four walls were good, they were all wet, and the only thing I could do was sigh.

I don't know how much damage it has brought to Zhang Fang for the sake of the short man, but it is not difficult to see from her repeated teasing that the damage is immeasurable.

Things have reached the point of no return, what else can I do but smile bitterly, half squatting and half standing in the toilet, I thought, waiting for the dwarf to come 'help', but I waited left and right, until it was dark and did not see the dwarf coming, I had to take advantage of the night to sneak out, ready to jump into the reservoir to wash.

Coincidentally, Zhang Fang's mother was washing clothes on the shore, and I was looking at a black shadow at the time, and I didn't pay attention, who would have thought that it was her after getting closer.

"Village chief, I said what's wrong with you, my girl got a body of feces in the toilet, why do you smell like this, did you two fall down in the toilet?"

Her mother covered her mouth in disgust, rubbing a few steps away from me, for fear of being smoked by my smell, I thought that Zhang Fang had to be punished, so I said to her mother.

"Auntie, is your girl crazy, I squatted in a toilet last time, she was stunned and threw dozens of stones into it, I can tell you, tomorrow your family must renovate the thatched toilet, and there are a lot of stones in it for me, otherwise I will report to the township!"

When I heard it, I was frightened at the time, and I didn't feel dirty and hurriedly ran over, stretched out my hand to take off my clothes, and said with a chatter: "Oh, let you be frightened by the village, I will teach her a lesson when I turn around, I promise you this, don't forget to stab in the hometown, we are all in the same unit, and when we are punished, no one looks good on their faces!" ”

I was afraid that she would take off my clothes and cause some accidents, so I hurriedly jumped into the reservoir, showed my head and said to her: "Auntie, we are also reasonable people, don't say that she beats her when you go back, let her scoop up all the stones tomorrow, and the toilet will be filled with stones!" ”

After speaking, I imagined that Zhang Fang would clean up the manure pit tomorrow, and couldn't help but smile, her mother stood on the shore and said all the good things, my ears and eyes were full of water, and I didn't hear what she said.

Of course, I hurt Zhang Fang first, so I also planned to deal with her, and after washing my body, I got out, took off my dirty clothes, and squatted on the shore with my pants and said to her mother.

"Auntie, you don't take care of me less, as long as Zhang Fang scoops up the stones, we are still good comrades, you have to help me wash my clothes!"

When Zhang Fang's mother saw me say this, she hurriedly snatched the dirty clothes in my hand, and looked at my slippery body, it was very dark at the time, I guess she didn't see anything, she was busy rubbing her clothes in her hands, but she said.

"Shanzi, that sister of your family really touched 100,000 yuan for you, how can you say that Fangzi and the dwarf are about to get married, you have to wrap a red envelope for the dwarf, don't make them sad in the future!"

Unexpectedly, before the things were purchased, her mother was optimistic about the day, the money was really a good thing, he smiled and said to her: "Auntie, I am no different from the dwarf and the brother, he married me and I can be a brother, you can rest assured, when I eat meat, there will be a day when they drink soup, the village is about to build a radio station, I think about letting them come to work!" ”

When her mother heard this, she was immediately happy, and after a few hangs of her clothes, she turned her head and said to me, "Hehe...... That's a good relationship, I see that the day after tomorrow is a good day, let the two of them get things done, the house of the dwarf's family, you look at ......"