Chapter 137: I'm Not Fan Lang
I was wondering what the hell was singing, but the picture in the bathroom suddenly changed, the figure in the mirror was in a trance, the singing voice was suddenly subdued, and my sister was even more flirtatious, covering half of her face, and groaning.
"It's the New Year in the first month, every family lights up the red light, other husbands are reunited, and Meng Jiang's husband builds the Great Wall......"
This is?
What the hell is this, I don't have much culture, I held my breath, racked my brains, and came up with this fucking opera of Meng Jiangnu crying on the Great Wall from my shallow knowledge.
The ghost thing was too evil to explain, and the tone in her mouth made me feel my scalp tingle, so I turned around and ran behind the door, pulling the doorknob hard, trying to escape, but the damn leader Zhou locked the door, and I couldn't open the door even when I was sweating with my palms.
"Damn, no wonder he locked the door at the beginning, it turned out that he was afraid of his mother-in-law's convulsions!"
I kicked on the door, and only after a bang did I scold, I don't know what he made of this door, the kick made my toes numb, my legs were cramped, I was very annoyed, I wanted to bend down and rub my toes, but behind me came the strange cry of the sister.
"Fan Lang, is it you Fan Lang, I worked so hard to find you!"
When I turned my head, my sister, who was combing her hair in the bathroom, suddenly appeared behind me, with her eyes closed, her face expressionless, stretched out her hands, opened her arms, and looked as if she was going to hold me in her arms and ravage, so frightened that I jumped up, spread her legs and ran all over the house, and she chased after her shamelessly, shouting in her mouth.
"Fan Lang, is it you Fan Lang, I worked so hard to find you!"
While avoiding in fear, I wondered why there was a fucking Fan Lang again, could it be that she was a good friend?
"Don't fucking chase it, Lao Tzu is not a bullshit, don't make Lao Tzu rise up and sleep with you!"
I don't know where the strength came from, I jumped over, stunned and carried the two-meter-wide bed, grabbed the side of the bed and pulled it violently, squeaked, the bed was suddenly pulled away from the wall by me a few feet, I couldn't help but scold.
Maybe my yang energy is more vigorous, and the ghosts on her body are jealous, and after scolding, she actually knelt on her knees, bowed to me again, and said in her mouth.
"I don't want gold and silver, I want to obey, as long as you promise three things!"
I grabbed my hands on the bed, bent on my waist, and listened to this sentence for no reason, and suddenly became confused, obey, obey what, obey me, Lao Tzu is sick, exchange gold and silver for you to obey me?
She is ghostly, and I don't dare to scold her, let alone rush up to exorcise evil spirits for her, because she will be trampled on as a fan.
Of course, it is an indescribable happiness to be trampled on by her, but Leader Zhou is an official, and if he offends him, there will definitely be no good fruit to eat, and there are many women outside, so he can't destroy his future for her.
"The first one is to erect a monument for my husband, repair the grave, and decorate the burial with a sandalwood coffin."
As I thought, she raised her head, closed her eyes and looked at me, and continued to say the unbounding words in her mouth, the button on her chest was already two unbuttons, and now she was kneeling again, and I saw that my Adam's apple was linked, and I swallowed countless saliva.
It's a terrible thing to be uneducated, I can't even think of what kind of fairy Fan Lang is in her mouth, and I don't understand what these two sentences mean, but looking at her beautiful face, I feel compassion again, and pity her for being so tormented by ghosts.
It's been a few times since I hit the ghost.,I have some experience.,Although the ghost thing looks evil.,But in general, it can be divided into two categories-congenital ghosts and acquired ghosts.。
As the name suggests, congenital ghosts are real ghosts, they are a kind of weird energy that can control people's minds, invisible, invisible, and belong to dark matter.
And the acquired ghost is a human ghost, to put it simply, it is to pretend to be a ghost or have a ghost in the heart, this kind of ghost is more terrifying than the real ghost, and it can make the mountains and rivers stained with blood.
On the surface, this sister's evil ghost is ironclad, and her mind is completely controlled by ghosts, but I guess her singing and words should be subconscious performance, because Leader Zhou said that she used to be a Liyuan opera, and it is not surprising that Meng Jiangnu's drama opened her mouth.
This is my guess, and although it is difficult to verify, I am extremely conceited and shameless, and I think in my heart that this is the truth.
She stopped talking after babbling two sentences, and her pale face suddenly rose with anger, and her eyelids rolled up, revealing eyes like dead fish, and she jumped up with a thud, and jumped on the bed, her long legs clicked high above her head, and the whole person looked like a word.
You can imagine the posture when she did this action, she was wearing loose pajamas, and the moment her legs were raised above her head, her trouser legs slipped down and piled on her thighs without any suspense.
Looking at the smooth and slender calves, I felt as if blood was about to spurt out of my nostrils, and I was shocked and stimulated, and I raised my head and didn't dare to look at it again.
Helplessly, she was condescending, because the crotch of the pants was tightened because of this action, and although my eyes were looking up, the afterglow was full of the looming seductive scenery, the sister was wearing men's pajamas, the door in front of her was slightly open, and the pink panties were faintly visible.
With such a difficult high leg lift, such a graceful figure, and such a perfect face, it is no wonder that the leaders who have been in a coma for more than a year will never give up.
Grabbing the seal, I chanted an exorcism spell and wanted to reach out and poke at her, but I couldn't bear to do it, and if I touched a soft spot and caused my adrenaline to spike, I would probably take advantage of the fire to rob her and put her to sleep.
However, since her position was difficult, I didn't expect it to last long, and sure enough, after only a few breaths, she closed her eyes, stabbed and lay down straight, and I dared to jump on the bed.
Pinching her cheek, her mouth opened, and I put the seal straight in, letting go of my hand and grabbing her throat instead, and roaring out the exorcism spell.
At first, it didn't have any effect, she still closed her eyes, her chest trembled slightly, I didn't wake up and didn't give up, I changed the spell from slow to fast, chattering endlessly, I don't know how many times, her face suddenly flashed a cobweb-like black line, and then it was gone.
This is a good sign, I am so happy, I no longer dare to be distracted to feel the pleasure of perspective and feel, the hand around her neck loosened slightly, and I roared at her impeccable face.
"What the hell, if you don't leave, Lao Tzu wants your soul to be scattered, break it for me!"
At this point, I reached out and pinched her arm hard, and she seemed to feel pain, and with a muffled grunt, the wave suddenly arched and hit my back so hard that it almost broke my spine.
"Poof......
I heard a thud behind her buttocks, and it was so long that it popped for half a minute......
(End of chapter)