Chapter 138: The Story in the Bathroom
This is the sound of fart, fart is not divided into men and women, even the most beautiful woman is impossible to release a five-scented fart, the sister on the bed has been pressed by the ghost for more than a year, the fart stinks indescribably, not to mention, the capacity of the filthy air is terrifying, and it fills the whole room in an instant.
I covered my nose and tried not to breathe, and I couldn't get out when I retreated to the door, but the room was so big that I couldn't feel it, so I had to rush into the bathroom.
I thought the bathroom would be spared, but who expected that the two pieces of stuff in the squatting pit stinked worse than his mother's rotten corpse, and the sister didn't know what she ate, and the shitty stink, so she didn't flush the fucking water, I endured vomiting, flushed the filth in the pit, and then closed the door of the bathroom, so I dared to take a few breaths of air.
Leader Zhou knows how to enjoy, this bathroom is a standard urbanization, bathtub, shower, there is a fucking steel pipe on the wall, I don't know what it is for, but it is very comfortable to look at.
After taking a deep breath, I opened the door and went out, and hurriedly climbed into bed to pick out the seal from his mother-in-law's mouth.
may be worried that I will not be good for his mother-in-law, Leader Zhou knocked on the door outside the door, shouting and asking: "Little brother, what's wrong, my mother-in-law is fine, can you come in!" ”
This voice made me feel good, and I ran to the door without looking back, stretched out my hand and saw the door clanging, and shouted anxiously: "Open the door quickly, your mother-in-law is awake and wants to see you!" ”
"Really, that's great!" Leader Zhou said a word, the door was pushed open by him, I turned around and ran out as if I was running for my life, and after a few long breaths, I turned back in, picked up the landscape painting, looked at Leader Zhou and said.
"Leader, it's okay, you can work hard at night in the future, relax, it's not too early, I'll leave first if I have something!"
After listening to me, Leader Zhou excitedly hugged me by the waist, put on a slightly smelly mouth, if I didn't hide quickly, he was only afraid of kissing me, seeing that I was a little unhappy, he touched the back of his head in embarrassment, patted me on the shoulder and said.
"It's so urgent, I'm thinking about how many drinks we can have, if something happens, let's get together another day!"
"It's easy to say, if there is anything in the future, the leader will have to take care of it more!"
I smiled and said very politely, he had to stuff me with a wad of money, I couldn't help it, so I had to reluctantly accept it, and after leaving his house, I went back to the county house.
Some days I didn't come back, Chen Hui may have gone shopping, Zhang Fang opened the door to me with a big belly, I deliberately avoided her, and walked in with a calm face.
The decoration inside has basically been completed, it looks extremely luxurious, the hall on the first floor is like a palace, a color of gold, the crystal lamp hanging in it exudes an erosive brilliance, the dwarf is sweeping the floor, seeing me coming, grinning and running over.
"Brother Shan, why are you here too, take a look, this effect, it's really fucking angry, when will we open, and get me a manager to do it!"
He was so proud, his little man almost jumped up, pointed, and drooled all over my face as he spoke.
I remembered the neck-chilling newspaper, glared at the short man, put my hand on his shoulder, and said in a low voice.
"Shorty, settle down during this time, don't fucking cause trouble, I estimate that I will be beaten hard, and the opening may have to wait for the limelight to pass, take advantage of the time, accompany Fangzi well, don't go out and mess around!"
The dwarf looked surprised, but he didn't refute my words, he threw the broom away, rubbed his hands, raised a lewd expression, and asked me with a smile.
"Brother Shan, when did you get Chen Hui, this mother-in-law vomits every day when she eats, and she is clamoring to eat plums, I guess there is, you have to work hard at night, otherwise you won't have to do it in a few days!"
Is Chen Hui pregnant?
Hearing this news, I was not surprised, but felt uneasy, it's not that I don't want to be a father honestly, but Chen Hui followed a lot of muddy water, if something happened, what should I do with the innocent child?
Let Chen Hui beat it down?
After thinking about it, I think it's impossible, according to Chen Hui's personality, she would rather die by herself than kill the child, the matter has come to this, I'm afraid I can only accept it, I sighed, asked where the bathroom is, and was ready to go in and sober up.
The dwarf pointed to the second floor, and I went up the stairs to find the bathroom, and went in without thinking about pushing the door, but I didn't expect a scream to come from inside.
"Ah......h
I was taken aback, took a look, and immediately became happy, I didn't expect that the little girl I rescued was squatting in the pit, she looked at me with disgust, frowned and said.
"Look, close the door!"
"Okay, okay, I'll close the door!" I smiled, turned around and closed the door, and then looked at her seriously, young is different, those exposed skin is like his mother's cod liver oil, super slippery, so sad that my heart seems to have countless ants crawling, itching very much.
"Bah, why did I find out that you are so shameless, go out and close the door, not for you to close the door and look at me!"
This girl is very shy, her face is red to her neck, she looks like a peach, she can break it by blowing, and she doesn't know if she will shed juice after a mouthful.
For her, I don't even know the name, but dare to think so, I definitely dare to do it, she is squatting in the pit, it doesn't matter whether it's a big solution or a small solution, the important thing is that her beauty is comparable to the village flower Zhang Fang, I leaned up and took a small bite on her forehead.
She was probably careless, and she didn't know the difference between men and women, but I took a sip, and she jumped up with a pout, grabbed her pants with both hands and pulled them up violently, and said with a pout.
"Brother, don't be so disgusting, okay, I can talk about, won't I go out and kiss later?"
She lifted her pants very quickly, fleetingly, and didn't even wipe her buttocks, but I still caught a glimpse of the beautiful place, the black hair was very loose, and the whole outline was clear.
I don't care about kissing her when she's, many people say: as long as you like someone, the poop is scented.
"Girl, are you okay, go out, I want to be convenient!"
"If I don't go out, you see that it is convenient for me, and I also want to see your convenience, so it is fair!"
Pouting, the ponytail on her head was on the side, she said mischievously, Leader Zhou's mother-in-law had stimulated my adrenal hormones, and now I saw her squatting in the pit, I am not a child's chicken, if she looks at her face to face, I can't pee out, and I don't say it, it is likely that there will be problems.
"What are you looking at, get out of here, don't make a mess!"
"I won't go out...... I want to see ......"
(End of chapter)