To be precise, it was the smell of a corpse rotting, and I immediately woke up, hid the money again, put it in the book of "Ten Thousand Laws", covered it with dirt, and searched all over the house.

It was said that it was a full house, but in fact, it didn't take long for my house to be small and there were no cabinets, and finally I found the source of the smell in the cooking pot.

It's not that I'm too lazy to wash the pot and it stinks, but that the big squirrel that I want to be good with is rotting in the pot, and I can't figure out why it died in the pot, but I realized when I looked at the rotten meat in the pot and drank the lid that had been lifted.

It must have been stealing food, causing the lid to suddenly fall down and suffocate inside, and I was so sad that I dug a pit by the reservoir, buried it, and re-cleaned the house several times.

Thinking that he had nothing to do anyway, he went to the village to find the big head, but unfortunately he went to Nanmen Mountain, so I had to go to the dwarf's house to see, but the gate was locked, and asked the neighbors, Fangzi also went to Nanmen Mountain.

I saw that it was still early in the sky and there was food in the tents in the mountains, so I asked Fangzi's neighbor's aunt to borrow a firewood knife and go to Nanmen Mountain, so that Sun Ningning could not find me for a while, and the county could also withdraw the appointment of the Water Conservancy Bureau.

As the so-called unofficial is light, I was happy to whistle all the way to Nanmen Mountain, I don't know if it was Zhang Fang's sharp eyes or luck, she actually showed her white ass in the bushes again, this time I was not ready to stab her with the stick, but rushed straight up, ah a loud scream.

"Are you fucking sick, scare me to death!"

Zhang Fangtie's face was blue, and she didn't know if the urine was clean, so she stood up with her pants, probably scared by me, her pants were very wet, and she glared at me and scolded.

I looked at her slightly bulging belly, and I really wanted to listen to the child's throbbing, after all, it was my own flesh and blood, but looking at a few figures swaying not far away, I had to dispel this idea, and looked at her with a hippie smile and said.

"Just kidding, I've been playing lately, and I have children, don't let the dwarf mess up at night, don't hurt our children!"

Zhang Fang's face suddenly turned red, and I didn't know whether it was shame or anger because I was frightened, I bent down and picked up a small stone and threw it at my skull, I smiled, tilted my head and dodged, and then ignored her, ran a few steps, and came to the crowd to find the big head.

Datou was very surprised by my arrival, and said in surprise as he took out a cigarette and handed it to me.

"Shanzi, didn't you go to work in the county, why did you come to this big ravine again?"

I smiled wryly, reached out to take the cigarette, lit it, glanced at the crowd of onlookers, put my hand on the shoulders of the big head, and whispered to him: "Don't mention it, it's really damn bad, let's go into the tomb and take a look, and see how the results have been in the past six months!" ”

When the big head saw me say this, the dead fat man also gave him a hint, and as if he understood something, he smiled and didn't ask anything more, jumped into the ravine, and led dozens of people into it.

Maybe it was for work, there were a lot of firewood in the east and west, and the red fire shone brightly on the inside of this tomb.

The gloomy brine ore was gone, and the whole mountain top seemed to have been dug through, so I reached out and took a few drops of water that fell from the top, looked up, and thought that if it went on like this for a long time, the mountain would only collapse, so I said to the big head.

"Now the matter of Nanmen Mountain is also successfully over, but we have to find a way to preserve this tomb, don't let it collapse when it rains, there is still a Lingguan Temple on the top, and we can't afford to offend the lord in the temple!"

The big head didn't seem to understand my words very well, and knocked on a stone with a hoe, but he didn't expect this knock, there was a bang on the top, and a piece of mud fell, so that he hurriedly flashed aside, and asked me with wide eyes.

"Damn, it's really in danger of collapsing, if it is reinforced, it will cost a lot of money, and the top doesn't care about us, I'm afraid it's not easy to do!"

Don't look at him with a big head, in fact, his brain is not much better than that of a short man, I asked the crowd to withdraw, and then led him on, and when he found the place where the urn was buried, he stopped, reached out and touched the rock wall and said to him.

"Isn't the money from the sale of those brine ores only partially, and a lot of them were sold outside the year, and they were all taken out, if this mountain collapses, it is likely to lead to mudslides, and many people will die, and we don't count on the little money in the village, as long as I crack the secret of the waist card, we will be rich in the future!"

The big head looked at the place where he found the waist card, smiled, squatted down and grabbed a handful of dirt and smelled it, I don't know what it smelled like, but he frowned, stood up and patted the dirt with his hoe and asked me.

"If you don't go to the county, I'll ask me to think of a way to see if I can get to the township, we can't just forget it, wearing official clothes, some things are still more convenient to do!"

I understand the meaning of the big head, I wanted to be a cadre before, it was because I was poor, but now I have a few dollars in my hand, and I also have some prestige in the village, so it doesn't matter if I am a cadre or not, so I said to the big head.

"Forget it, I don't want to be a cadre anymore, our brother, you are in the officialdom, the short man is in the rivers and lakes, I am behind the scenes, and I am still worried about the world?"

The big head smiled, grabbed my shoulders and walked out, after leaving the cemetery, she called Zhang Fang and Chen Hui, let them get some food, I thought that the temple on the top of the mountain had not yet entered to see, so I pulled the big head and left.

"Let's go and see the temple on the top, let me tell you, the rat is dead, as long as this temple can suppress the evil spirit, the days of our village will definitely be prosperous!"

Maybe it's because people often go up the mountain, the road to the top is stepped on very smoothly, the shrubs on both sides are also cut very neatly, walking in the forest, there is no such gloomy ghost as in the past, waiting for the top of the mountain, maybe because the spring returns to the earth, the top is actually full of azaleas, and the red is beautiful.

The temple is well built, although it is not grandiose, but it does not look stumbling, and when he walked inside, the hideous Lingguan old man was still baring his teeth, as if he was about to laugh and grin.

There was incense paper on the board, I reached out and took some, and bowed by the way, but I didn't think that the yellow paper that had just been lit actually floated up, and the strange thing was that there was no wind.

I thought it might be that the Lingguan thanked me for letting him see the light of day, so he burned a dozen more papers, and just as we were about to go down to eat, I don't know who shouted at the bottom.

"It's not good, it's not good, Fangzi passed out!"

I was surprised, she was pregnant with my child, if something happened, don't say that the dwarf blames me, I can't forgive myself, I didn't care about the big head at that time, I ran down in a hurry, pushed aside the crowd, and saw that Zhang Fang was already unconscious.

"What's the matter, how could a good person faint you, Chen Hui, did you two touch something unclean again!"

"No, no, Fangzi was bitten by a snake, find a way to save her!"

Chen Hui hurriedly shook her head, squatted beside Zhang Fang and said anxiously, I glanced at the mosquito nets hanging around, and hurriedly hugged Zhang Fang in, Chen Hui whispered to me.

"Fangzi's foot has been bitten, you quickly suck the poison out!"

After speaking, she pulled the mosquito net to stop the eyes of the crowd, then took off Zhang Fang's socks, pointed to her left foot and said, "Look, the tooth marks are still there, you should suck it quickly!" ”

Zhang Fang's feet are very fair, with two red dots on her head, which looks like she was bitten by a snake, but she ran up and down the mountain, and even if her feet were white, they smelled of sweat, I frowned and said.

"Hui'er, men and women are deeply intimate, come on, I can't keep my mouth shut!"

Actually, I was going to suck out the venom for Zhang Fang, but I was afraid that this village flower and village grass would cooperate with me, so I had to stimulate Chen Hui and look at her expression, but I didn't expect Chen Hui to suddenly become angry, stretched out and grabbed my ear, looked at me with an eye that could almost kill, and pointed at Zhang Fang's slightly bulging belly with the other hand.

Her meaning is obvious, Zhang Fang has my child, my approach is not manly at all, if it weren't for the large number of people outside, I guess she would have yelled out.

There was no way, I had to gently lift Zhang Fang's feet, pinch my nose, look at the two red dots, endure the sour smell, and go up to suck, strangely, when I spit to the side, I thought it was bright red blood, but I didn't want it to be white phlegm, I knew that I was fooled.

Zhang Fang suddenly giggled, pulled his foot back from my hand, half lying, laughing from ear to ear, Chen Hui took out a hundred yuan, looked at me with some anger, handed it to Zhang Fang and said.

"You won, here you go, Li Shan, you bastard, you're really angry with me!"

I originally thought that the two of them were just fixing me, but I didn't expect to gamble on the money, and reached out to grab Chen Hui, but after thinking about it, the big head was outside, so I had to give up, but Zhang Fang hooked his fingers, let me get closer, and whispered.

"I made a bet with her, saying that you care about me, she still doesn't believe it, she has to lose me a hundred yuan, how about it, how does my mother's stinky feet smell!"

I smiled, snatched the money from her hand, raised my finger and shook it and said, "Don't be complacent, in fact, I also care about her, don't say it's stinky feet, even if it's her pee, I'm willing to drink it!" ”

I believe that no one in this world wants to drink urine, of course this is a lie, but Zhang Fang just believed it, and immediately smiled, grabbed a handful of sand and threw it on my head and said.

", there's always your god to let you know how good I am!"

The voice that spoke to Zhang Fang was very small, and I wasn't sure if Chen Hui heard it, but judging from the expression on her face, I thought she was going to pee and let me drink it, and if there was a day, what should I do?

Ay!

No woman is boring, there is a woman and annoying, I went out, pulled the big head and went down the mountain, the sky was very dark, the mountain road was not easy to walk, and I was only afraid of the second half of the night after I went back.

Fortunately, the dwarf brought back exciting good news......