Maybe there was nothing, I slept until noon the next day and didn't get up, when I woke up, the dwarf actually appeared in front of my bed, I felt very strange, thinking that he knew that the child in Zhang Fang's belly was mine, and immediately jumped up, didn't even have time to put on clothes, stood on the bed and retreated to the corner, and asked him in horror.

"Shorty, how the fuck did you get here, Zhouzi is on my side!"

The dwarf looked at me with disdain, reached out and pulled the chair, made a creaking sound on the floor, sat down next to the bed, took out a cigarette and took a few puffs, and then spoke to me.

"Brother Shanzi, your mother is afraid of a fart, Lao Tzu is a human, not a ghost, and he can't come without Zhouzi? Jump into the water, swim over, don't fucking stand, sit down, I have good news for you! ”

I thought he had come back with a son for the big head, scratched his head, sat on the edge of the bed with his pants on, snatched a cigarette from his hand, glanced at him and asked.

"Are you sick, the water is not icy, you have to swim over something, wait for me to say it's not the same!"

The dwarf was very unimpressed, spit on the ground, stepped on it a few times, got up and went to the corner to carry two bottles of beer, picked up one and handed it to me.

"It's not that I can't wait, I can tell you, there is a school in Cowhide Village, which has what we want, if you don't like it, just don't say it!"

As soon as I heard this, I immediately became interested, handed him the wine I had opened, returned the cigarette to him, got up and scooped my hand, grunted a few times, rinsed before moving a chair, sat down facing him and said.

"What kind of fart are you going to let go, what kind of school, what kind of thing!"

The dwarf saw that there were still some peanuts and orchid beans on my table, and he stretched out his hand to twist them and eat them, I wanted to say that these things had been going on for several days, and I couldn't eat them, but I could see that he ate them with relish, so I had to shake my head and stop, and he slammed his mouth and said.

"It's a middle school, and there are students in it, if it hadn't started yet, I'm afraid I wouldn't have had a chance to get in, guess where that thing is?"

I glared at the short man, this guy actually learned to sell at a critical moment, and stretched out his hand to give him a burst of scolding.

"Guess your uncle guesses, Lao Tzu hasn't been there, you like to talk about it, don't say it, get out of here, don't disturb my sleep!"

In fact, I'm going to find a dwarf today, and I want him to get a few good decorators, decorate the seven-story building in the county, and then recruit a few chicks to sit there, massage and wash the feet and officially open for business, and now that he is here, I don't want to say it.

Playing his brain, he was not angry, he was still happy, he smiled like a two-hundred-and-five, I was so angry that he suddenly lost his temper, and said to him while getting dressed.

"Don't you say I'm leaving, the girl at the police station is probably making trouble in the village again, I have to go and see!"

"Tell me, I said, it's right next to the school's public toilet, that place is very weird, the color of the soil doesn't match the surrounding ones, it's dark red!"

When the dwarf saw that I was leaving, he reached out and tugged at my unfinished trousers, and as he spoke, I was so unsteady that I almost knocked him down, glared at him, and after I had dressed, I pondered for a while.

If the color is suddenly different, it does mean that there is a problem with the land, and I and the dwarf do not have professional tomb robbery or archaeological knowledge, so it is almost impossible to judge the age of the tomb by this, but one thing is certain, before the Northern Song Dynasty, most of the tombs did not have a rammed earth layer, and the tombs were after the Northern Song Dynasty.

Then there is this kind of soil layer of the tomb, nine times out of ten are nobles, either the emperor or a big official, if you can go through a trip, it should not be a problem to get hundreds of thousands, but the key is the school, the flow of people in the toilet is very large, if you don't know how to go through the hand, I'm afraid that a lot of brain cells will die.

Seeing that I didn't speak, the dwarf took a few sips of beer, grabbed the back of his head and said crookedly: "Brother Shanzi, do you want to get in, don't worry, I've already thought about it, that school is a fucking female teacher, let's just go in and teach?" ”

I smiled, teaching at the level of a short man, I was afraid that I would mislead people's children, if I hadn't copied the answers for him when I went to school, his father would have opened the flowers a long time ago, so he said angrily.

"Don't fucking talk nonsense, just your level, you don't understand the addition and subtraction within three digits, and you still go to teach, so let's take me to see it tomorrow!"

After speaking, I dragged him to the village, as I expected, Xiao Chili Sun Ningning was already messing around in the village, handcuffs and guns were thrown on the table, I stood far away and heard her angry scolding, the short man glanced at it, and the irritable Sun Ningning retreated to the side and said.

"Brother Shanzi, I won't accompany you in this matter, brother, I have nothing to do!"

"Don't be so fucking unrighteous, come with me to the county later, there is something you need to do!"

I glared at him, dragged him to the village, and when the big man saw me coming, he ran out with his hands rubbed together anxiously, and said in his mouth.

"You can count it, this mother-in-law almost broke me down with a shot, go quickly, I don't know what kind of wind her mother smoked, who to arrest and whom!"

Sun Ningning probably heard the big head speak, turned his head and saw me appear, picked up the handcuff gun on the table, blushed his face, loaded the pistol with a click, and rushed out angrily, it seemed that he wanted to collapse me.

The dwarf and the big head were suddenly frightened like ashes, and wanted to go forward to persuade, I hurriedly made a look, the big head understood, but the dwarf rushed over like a two hundred and five, but the Sun Ningning's skills were very good, the body was biased, and the legs were tripped, and the short man suddenly fell into a dog eating, and wailed in his mouth.

"Hey, hey, I'm fucking provoking someone, what does your two shitty matter have to do with me, it's so fucking unreasonable!"

No one paid attention to the short man, Sun Ningning was angry, her eyes were dark, her complexion didn't look very good, and her eyes were a little red and swollen, I thought that she might not have slept or cried last night.

Just rushed over, she put the gun on my head, and asked with a murderous face.

"The matter of the two of us, is it just like that, let me tell you, no way, today is either you die or I die!"

After saying that, she didn't know what kind of wind she was pumping, so she turned the muzzle of the gun and pointed it at her temple, and the shot went down, and it would be bloody, I hurriedly looked up and said.

"Don't be impulsive, if you have something to say, whoever dies can't solve the problem, we both have to live!"

Sun Ningning's temperament is so strong, it takes super high technology to control her, in fact, I don't really want to forget about her, although I am only cuddling with this little pepper at present, but it may be that her cultural background is different, and the warmth she brings me is not comparable to that of several other women.

My words did not make her attitude change, although the muzzle of the gun left her braincase, but it was aimed at the dwarf lying on the ground, the dwarf probably knew that she did not dare to shoot, a pair of front actually walked up, turned out two health balls, so angry that Sun Ningning raised his hand and fired a shot at the sky, with a snap, the dwarf screamed in fright.

"I'm so serious about you, if you don't want to be responsible, I'll kill you three scoundrels!"

Sun Ningning may not have a good impression of the short man, and spit a few mouthfuls of phlegm at him, I saw that she had shot, for fear that something would happen, so I hurriedly walked to her, took her hand, unloaded the pistol, and put it in the holster for her and said.

"Don't mess around, I was angry yesterday, you should take it seriously, if you disperse, where can I find such a spicy mother-in-law, didn't you say to raise me, give me two hundred yuan, and I will go to the county to do something!"

The first two sentences are my heart's words, and the last sentence is to ease the tense atmosphere, Sun Ningning listened to me, and the mood of the atmosphere eased a lot, but it didn't seem to believe me, in desperation, I had to use a killer move, holding her head, and smacking her mouth fiercely, of course, this poo is not a dragonfly, but for dozens of seconds.

The killer features are out, if she doesn't lose her anger, I really can't help it, but when I let go of her, she actually took out two hundred yuan for me, although it was a big handful of five dollars and ten yuan and a dime, but I was happy, grabbed the money and kicked it into my trouser pocket, she told me.

"Save some flowers, this is my seven months' salary!"

I have already proved that she said that it is true to raise me, her seven months' salary, I don't dare to spend it indiscriminately, so I hurriedly took out the money and stuffed it to her, took a five-cent sheet from it, and said with a smile.

"I can ask you to support me, wishful thinking, I can support myself, I will borrow this five cents from you, go back and send you a gift, wait for me at the door of the police station tomorrow night, I have something to tell you!"

I don't remember how I left at that time, but later the big head said that the two of us hugged and kissed in public, and said goodbye in tears.

The dwarf followed me to the seven-story building, and when Widow Zhang opened the door, he was directly dumbfounded, and when he saw the little girl, he almost fainted with fright, and suddenly slammed me against the wall and pressed me on my chest.

"You fuck, I said why can't I find my aunt, it turned out that you got it to the city to be raised!"

I don't deny the dwarf's words, and I don't intend to explain anything to him, because Widow Zhang is already exculpating me.

That day, Widow Zhang was dressed very thickly, wrapped tightly from head to toe, and there was no previous commotion at all, she took the little girl, walked over and tore the dwarf apart, and scolded with her head and face.

"Shorty, you're fucking crazy, Shanzi is not as dirty as you, he saw that I was pitiful and took me over to live, we are as innocent as a blank piece of paper, if you mess around again, your aunt won't welcome you!"

The dwarf let go of me and grinned, I knew that he was not excited because of Widow Zhang, and that his anger was fake, he was just joking with me, and he asked with a grin.

"Damn, Lao Tzu doesn't care what the relationship between the two of you is, if you like to sleep, you can sleep, if you don't like to sleep, you want a woman, where is it!"

I smiled, walked over and touched the little girl's forehead, then pointed to the seven-story building and said: "Short, you have a share in this house, tomorrow we will finish our business, you can find a few workers in the county and decorate it into a bathing heart......