Chapter 23: Half of My Master
The long night, the gentleness, and the deep mountains and old forests, many men fantasize about this kind of scene, but I have a very hard time.
The problem lies with Chen Hui's mother, I don't know if she is in waves or estrus, she keeps rubbing me at night, and she desperately drills into my arms, I am a man, I can't stand her torture like this, but I have to keep the moral bottom line, and the hardships can be imagined.
In fact, I also thought about not doing it and sleeping with her, but whenever I made up my mind, the delicate city woman came to mind, and I couldn't sleep like this.
Until the fourth watch, Chen Hui may have been tired, lying on my chest and falling asleep, my heavy eyelids couldn't hold on, I glanced at her red face, sighed a few times before closing my eyes.
I don't know how long I slept, my face suddenly got wet, as if I was licked by something, itchy and startled, I opened my eyes, the dazzling sunlight slipped in through the gap in the leaves and shot on my eyes, and a yellow shadow around me brushed a few times and jumped into the bushes, before I could see what it was, the thing disappeared.
I thought it was Chen Hui kissing me secretly, but I didn't expect it to be a beast, I smiled awkwardly, glanced at Chen Hui who was sleeping, and thought: "I'm afraid you went crazy last night, which made me very uncomfortable, and when the time is ripe, my brother will accept you sooner or later!" ”
I shook my head, I had been tormented for most of the night, my head was very long, and my eyes were very astringent, I got up and rubbed it, but I didn't expect to find a burst of light from the bushes of the woolen doll, which stabbed me so hurriedly that I covered my eyes with my hands, and walked over with my firewood knife, wondering if there was anything weird.
Peeling through the bushes, a metallic sheen came into view, revealing only a finger's width on the dirt, and a black handle, and I grew bold, reached out and tugged at it, only to hear a thud, and actually pulled it out.
It was a dagger, although it was covered with mud, it still emitted a cold light, I broke off a branch and shaved it, but I didn't expect the dagger to be so sharp that the finger-sized branch couldn't even touch it.
"What kind of dagger is this, and why is it still engraved with the word E?"
When the dirt was wiped off, the whole dagger emitted a dazzling light, and the word 'E' was engraved under the handle of the knife very conspicuously, and I was stunned when I remembered the words of the antique shop owner.
"Could it be that this is the dagger of the Taoist priest?"
Thinking of this, the Taoist who asked me to exorcise evil spirits and let me lead the way suddenly came to mind, I glanced at Chen Hui, and hurriedly walked over to wake her up, she rubbed her hazy sleepy eyes, and blamed me a little.
"Brother Shanzi, what's wrong with you, you don't sleep early in the morning, what are you doing waking me up!"
Because of her commotion last night, the buttons of her collar were all opened, and I swallowed several mouthfuls of phlegm, and the 'get' she said was also easier to make people want to be crooked, and I suddenly looked at her stupidly, forgetting what I wanted to say.
"Don't be ashamed, you don't dare to touch it, now look at people, look at a fart!"
There is a big difference between Chen Hui during the day and Chen Hui at night, I didn't expect her to get angry, she covered her chest and stood up and scolded me, so I had to touch the back of my head and said embarrassedly.
"We're the village chief, we can't take advantage of you, if you really want to be good with me, we'll be in a hurry!"
I said a word, and walked to the bushes with the firewood knife, the branches and leaves that had been stolen and broken were already wilted, thinking that the dagger of the Taoist chief was there, and the corpse was probably nearby, so I cut down a piece of the bush, looked back at Chen Hui and said.
"Chen Hui, you can't tell anyone what happened to the two of us going up the mountain this time, otherwise the village chief of Brother Shan won't be able to do it, and he will have to go to the police station!"
At that time, there was a very strange 'hooliganism', as long as there was no license, men and women touched their hands and were stabbed to the police station, at least ideological education, and at worst they would be sentenced to three or five years, Chen Hui probably didn't want me to cause trouble, looked at it and nodded, and then came over to help pull the cut bush aside, and muttered in his mouth.
"Okay, okay, my village chief, you said that you cut these things early in the morning, what do you do, you can't burn them, you can't eat them, I don't know if we two are sitting and talking!"
I knew that Chen Hui was starting to make waves again, squatting down and looking at the dirt, thinking to myself that I can't afford to mess with you, if you really can't control your mistakes, you can pat your ass and leave it alone, but my life can be regarded as completely ruined.
I was worried about snakes and insects, so I cut a stick and poked it in the soil a few times, but I didn't want to poke it, but the firewood stick was stuck in it, and I didn't pull it out after a few clicks, Chen Hui saw this, covered her mouth and smiled, glared at me and said.
"Embroidered pillows, they don't look good, and it's so difficult to pull sticks!"
I ignored her, but she grabbed the tail of the stick, looked at me and said, "Let's work together, come, ...... Two...... Three! ”
After all, the strength of the two of them was greater, and the firewood stick broke through the ground with a pop and pulled it out, but the thing on the stick scared me and Chen Hui hugged together, and she said tremblingly: "This ...... Yes...... Hell ......"
patted her on the shoulder, comforted a few words, I strengthened my courage, picked up the stick, and took a look, I don't know if it was just right or my bad luck, the front end of the stick was actually stuck in the mouth of a skull, I frowned and thought about it, this is probably the missing Taoist leader back then.
That Taoist leader has a life-saving grace for me, and he is still half my master, if it is really him, I can't let him be violent in the wilderness, so I took the skull off the stick, and then pounded it in the dirt, but I turned over a large piece of dirt, and I was stunned that I couldn't find half a bone.
Chen Hui saw that I was scared, and she was still squatting there, and she was bold, so she actually picked up a branch and poked it in the bushes, I heard the sound of cracking, and glanced at her, but she looked at me in horror and said.
"Brother Shanzi, this ...... This...... Here......"
I was taken aback, thinking that there was something else, so I hurried over, and looked at the bushes, only to see a grim white bone crooked in the branches and leaves, with all the hands and feet, several ribs on the chest broken, and strangely enough, its head was missing!
Looking back at the skull behind me, I touched my chin and thought, my body is in a different place, the Taoist chief of the year died unexpectedly, but who did this, the enemy, the accomplice, or the beast?
In order to find the answer, I dragged the white bones out, and after connecting the skull, I looked at the three broken ribs in my chest, so I took off my shoes and gestured, only to realize that they had been kicked and broken.
Chen Hui grabbed my arm and refused to let go, arguing to go back, I thought that the Taoist chief was kind to me, so I said to her.
"You have to hold back and don't shout about this, let the police station know that the dead man is dead, we will both go to jail, we have to bury him, otherwise he will turn into a ghost to trouble us!"
Chen Hui asked me to bluff, hurriedly picked up the sticks and dug the soil on the ground, and said in her mouth: "Amitabha, Bodhisattva bless, don't come to me!" ”
I smiled, thinking to myself that the death of the Taoist chief was either a colleague or an accomplice, since he died here, it means that the tomb is near here, but I don't know if the person who killed him has dug up, if only he didn't do it!
I didn't intend to delve into who killed him, nor did I think about avenging him, I just hoped that his spirit in the sky would bless me, a half-apprentice, to find the ancient tomb and successfully break the Jiazi curse.
I don't dare to mention these Chen Hui, because I can't be sure if Chen Hui can really keep his mouth shut, if the matter of finding the tomb is leaked half a sentence, let alone the police station, provoke the strong man who killed the Taoist chief, I am afraid that I will also be in a different place.
Hurriedly dug a small pit, threw the bones of the Taoist chief into it, touched the dagger in his pocket, and thought about whether to return to Zhao completely, but considering the sharpness of this dagger, it might be of great use to keep it, so I held some soil, and saw that the Taoist chief was buried, and after the incident, I cut a piece of wood and carved the "tomb of the Taoist chief" and inserted it.
After doing all this, the time is not early, I was afraid that Chen Hui would do bad things, so I didn't continue, but helped her down, thinking that in a few days my brothers and sisters would come up together to find out, poverty or wealth, all in one fell swoop.
The way down the mountain was very fast, and when I arrived at Chen Hui's house, the sun had not yet set, and I told her not to shout, and then I felt the edge of the reservoir and was ready to go home and sleep well.
Widow Zhang came as scheduled with a basket, accompanied by Zhang Fang and the short man, and the strange thing is that Zhang Fang walked with a limp, as if he had broken his foot, and the short man saw me from afar, and ran over with a grin.
"Brother Shanzi, what's the matter, you and Chen Hui Nannizi spent the night in the mountains, do you have ......?"
I knew what the dwarf was trying to say, and before he could finish speaking, I gave him a pop, punched him in the chest, and said.
"Don't be foolish, your mind is full of women, there is a difference between your brother and me, let's go up the mountain this time, we have gained a lot, I'll tell you again, by the way, didn't you fight with Fangzi, why is she still lame?"
When I spoke, Zhang Fang was very close to me, she didn't know what was crazy again, even the basket with clothes smashed at me, I couldn't dodge, so I had to reach out and catch it, there were a lot of clothes in the basket, colorful and green, but most of them were underwear that exuded an erosive atmosphere.
This is all Zhang Fang's, I have basically seen the shorty's underwear, there is no such color, I smiled, stuffed the underwear to the shorty and said.
"You're too ruthless, the cows don't plough the fields like you, be careful and tired, your wife is angry, wash your clothes yourself!"
The dwarf smiled awkwardly, took the basket, squatted down and rubbed his clothes in the reservoir, at this time, Widow Zhang suddenly shook her hand at me, making my face full of water, she seemed to hint at me something, shook the flesh-colored shorts, and said with a smile in her mouth.
"I said Shanzi, don't talk about dwarfs, Chen Hui's Nizi is not bad, you two are afraid that you are not ashamed in the mountains, I am still thinking about you to see me, who knows you kid...... Ay...... Auntie sleeps cold at night! ”
I heard that my scalp was a little numb, and I turned around to leave, but I didn't want to shout at me from the big head.
"Shanzi, come here, the police station will look for you!"