I didn't know the purpose of the police looking for me, and I was suddenly a little lacking in confidence, worried that the matter would be exposed, in fact, the short man was more nervous than me when he heard the shouts of the big head, and with a bang, the whole person stood up, pinched Zhang Fang's flower underwear and said to me.

"Brother Shanzi...... You see...... This...... This ......"

He didn't hold back the next sentence for a long time, but the widow Zhang next to him ran over nervously, grabbed my arm, kept rubbing against me, and muttered in her mouth.

"Shanzi...... It's my aunt's fault, but don't let the police station come to me, you said that your aunt is not bad for you, and you think about giving you an egg or something every day, you have to let your aunt go! ”

I smiled, listening to her tone, I probably thought that I stabbed her and the dwarf, this kind of thing is not to say that it is a village, that is, in the small alleys of the county seat, I can't count them, who is still in the mood to care who she sleeps with, I broke away from her rubbing hand, and said with a smile.

"Auntie, we haven't done anything wrong, and we're not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, we are all in a village, if there is really something, I don't have to face you, don't worry, it's okay!"

Seeing me say this, she was relieved, looked at the panties in her hand, hid behind her with some embarrassment, retreated and continued to wash clothes, I looked at the dwarf and said.

"Shorty, don't get Zhang Fang to death, she is your mother-in-law now, and her life is still very long, don't run out of food and see Lord Yama, the man who stares at Zhang Fang has it!"

When the dwarf saw me say this, he relaxed a lot, bent down and poured water on me, raised his underwear and wiped my face, and shouted with a grin.

"No more nonsense, I'll put it in your mouth!"

I looked at the underwear in his hand, thinking that if this was stuffed in his mouth, it wouldn't taste very good, so I turned around and ran away, but the short man behind me laughed shamelessly, I looked back, and saw that he and Widow Zhang were talking and laughing, so I shook my head and smiled bitterly, and hurried to the village.

Several cadres were there, gathered under the big camphor tree at the entrance of the shop, and the two policemen were talking to them with their backs to each other, with big smiles on their faces, waving at me and shouting

"Shanzi, here and here, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"

I trotted over, and several village cadres saw that I was coming, and hurriedly got out of the way, and the two policemen turned around and stretched out their hands to beckon me to sit down and talk.

Fangzi and her mother poured a few glasses of water, I nodded, and then I went to see the two policemen, one of whom was fishing for the glasses of the dead body in the reservoir, and beside him was a cold, thin-skinned and tender stranger, I didn't know that she was a woman at the time, and handed them the tea and said.

"Comrade policeman, what else bothers you to ask in person?"

The glasses held my hand very kindly, pointed to the police next to him and said: "This time I came to lick a lot of trouble in your village, first, I asked each village to send a special policeman, and secondly, because there were two guys in the water who had an accident, I want to know about the situation!" ”

The glasses are very polite, let go of my hand and let the comrades around me shake hands with me, when I hold her hand, there is a very strange feeling in my heart, this person's hand is so soft as if there are no bones, the body temperature is scorching, and I can't help but shake it for a while, I don't want the person's face to change, I pulled my hand back, and scolded coldly.

"Rascals!

I was taken aback, and then I realized that she was a woman, although the voice sounded cold, but the coldness contained toughness, I touched the back of my head and smiled awkwardly.

"Hey, you're still a female police officer, look at my eyes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

After saying that, I turned around and asked the dwarf to go to the shop to get some melon seeds or something, but at this time, the eyes looked at me and said.

"Village Chief Li, this is my cousin, but the most beautiful policeman in the whole police station, and also the special policeman in your village, you talk first, I have to go to the toilet!"

The most beautiful police officer?

I was a little surprised, thinking that the most beautiful policeman is also virtuous, like a tomboy, then there is still a little bit of femininity, cold, who owes her money or what?

The female policeman took out a paper and pen, sat on a chair, and did not look up at me, but asked coldly: "Now I ask you a question, I hope you will cooperate seriously, three people from the Water Conservancy Bureau were beaten, and one of them had his ear ripped off, do you know about this?" ”

Of course I knew about it, but I couldn't tell her, looking at the messy hair in her back collar, I also pretended to be cold and said: "You don't know, I'm a poor mountain and a remote person, how can I know, don't waste time, next question!" ”

Maybe she thought I had a bad attitude, she raised her head and glanced at me with a frown, but the moment she frowned, there was still some femininity, especially the pair of eyes, although fierce, but very attractive.

"Answer seriously, I don't play with you, I have been to your village recently!"

"I don't know!"

I touched my mouth and leaned back in my chair, I don't know what perfume she was wearing, it made me want to sneeze, I was afraid that I would get into trouble by spraying her face, although I was afraid of her face, but the tone of my answer was still cold.

"I don't know how you became the village chief, I think you did it!"

I was taken aback, I didn't expect her to be so sharp-tongued, she actually changed her way to make me speak, leaned forward a little, looked into her eyes, and I said with a nail in the head.

"I don't know, I don't know, you're slandering, I'm going to sue you, do you have to know whose rooster has placed an order when you are the village chief, the aunt of the cow came to the door, are you the village chief with a good ear or a clairvoyant!"

Obviously, she didn't expect me to retort at all, and looked at me in surprise, her eyes widening, and she didn't know what she was calculating. It was a moment before she spoke.

"Don't be sloppy with me, I heard you had a holiday with them, and you smashed one of them in the head not long ago!"

I secretly screamed that it was not good, if she asked like this, she would have to show her stuffing, at this time, when Widow Zhang came back from washing clothes, I hurriedly shouted.

"Auntie, come over here and help me get a certificate!"

Widow Zhang looked at the police, maybe a little cowardly in her heart, and was stunned for a while before she came over, put the basket full of wet clothes on the ground, and asked me when she looked at me.

"Village chief, what are you talking about, but no matter what I do, you don't know about the things in our village......

I was worried that Widow Zhang would lose her words, so I hurriedly stood up, helped her sit down, stared into her eyes and said, "Auntie, how did the bastard from the county bully you that day, you told the police comrades, don't let me be wronged!" ”

As soon as Widow Zhang heard that this was the case, she immediately came to her senses, and she gestured with her hands, and muttered in her mouth: "I said little comrade, I have to say a few words to Shanzi about this, that bastard saw that I had a few looks, and saw if there was anyone around, so he came up and dialed my clothes, if it wasn't for the village chief, I would ......!" ”

Widow Zhang is very talented in acting, she is tearing her clothes with a good gesture, most of her chest is exposed, and she is crying and crying.

The female policeman looked at the exposed flesh on her chest, her face suddenly turned red, and she reached over and buttoned it for her, and said in her mouth.

"Auntie, I'm also asking, don't be sad, those three people ate and drank together, and we arrested them, this is not to collect evidence!"

I lifted the basket and stuffed it into Widow Zhang's hand, and said to her, 'Auntie, go back to dry your clothes first, and when I am busy, I will definitely go to your house to have a look!' ”

Obviously, when I said this, a strange gleam flashed in Widow Zhang's eyes, and she lifted the basket and went back happily, but the female policeman still didn't let me go, let me sit down and asked again.

"I didn't expect you to be quite kind, people from the county, you dare to fight, and you broke people's heads, but I can't blame you for this, we have to cooperate well in the future, don't beat me!"

I smiled and saw his cousin come out of the toilet with his pants up, so I said with a hippie smile in an instant.

"I said that you are a comrade, we are about to cooperate, you said that you can't talk well, learn more from your cousin, really!"

She was stunned, heard the sound of walking behind her, turned around and saw her cousin coming over so as not to be stunned, and hurriedly stood up and said.

"Cousin, it's not what you heard, this Village Chief Li...... It's so cunning! ”

"What kind of thing is that, when I came, I told you a thousand times, we must be kind, we must be close to the people, you look at you, crying and mourning, who owes you money or what!"

The eyes were very angry, squeaked, pulled the chair and sat down, and suddenly the cousin's good face was not over, I saw that the opportunity had come, and hurriedly held the hand of the glasses and said.

"Look at you, we are all doing things for the people, it's nothing to be wronged, your cousin is not too young, why are you yelling at her, I don't blame her, so, let's have dinner in our village tonight, I'll let the kitchen cook a few more dishes!"

looked at the watch, shook his head and rejected me, looked at the motorcycle and said to the female policeman: "Let's go, don't trouble people, you have to pay attention to your words and deeds in the future!" ”

I looked at the female policeman and found that she was also looking at me, but I was smiling, but she was angry, although she was not as attractive as Zhang Fang, but there was another charm when she looked at it, I wondered whether to take her down, but thinking of what I did and her identity, I smiled bitterly.

But time proved me wrong, and in the days that followed, I didn't provoke her, but she often came to provoke me, and in the end I had a not very pleasant relationship.

The big head came out with melon seeds, and when he saw that the two policemen were gone, he turned around and was about to return to the shop, and I walked to him and said.

"Buy it, buy it, get a few more bottles, I still have a new poker there, we haven't talked together for a long time!"

The big melon seeds were stuffed into his trouser pocket, shook his hand and said, "You go and call the dwarf, I'll wait for you by the reservoir!" ”