If you want to figure out what this object is, you first have to figure out what the first few words mean, which I am afraid will not be completed for a while, and I can't imagine that there will be a turnaround on the day of the Lantern Festival, but there are still a few things that I remember before the Lantern Festival.

The day after he came back, the big man's son carried a lot of things to Chen Hui's house, in the countryside, it was the New Year's Day, and it was understandable to visit the door, but the big man's son was not simply a visit, but to propose marriage.

I was not on the spot, and the specific process was not very clear, but I was quite surprised by the results I heard about the way, but I didn't expect Chen Hui to agree, and even the wedding day was chosen, just on the day of the Lantern Festival on the fifteenth day of the first month.

Hearing this news, my heart was more or less sour, I thought it would take some days for this to happen, but I didn't expect it to be so fast, and I was really reluctant to stick together for so long.

The village flower was given to the dwarf by me, and the inch grass was also sent to the big head in my own hands, which was opened to outsiders, I may be very cowardly, very sad, very not a man, but I don't think so, although they have become other people's wives, but after all, they are still my women.

However, Chen Hui's incident almost didn't let me see Lord Yama.

It was the sixth day of the first month, the village cadres had to hold a meeting, prepare for work, eat and drink at the shop at noon, I may be because Chen Hui is going to get married, the mood is not very happy, drink a few more glasses, the banquet is not over, I was pulled to the toilet outside the village by a sense of urine.

To be honest, I dislike this latrine, although there is no text fly biting my butt now, and I can tolerate the stench of the sky, but as soon as I enter, I will think of the shame that Zhang Fang gave me, and the taste of being full of feces and urine is not pleasant.

So before going in, I took a cautious look, and only dared to enter and take off my pants after seeing that no one was there, but I never expected that before I took off my pants, there were footsteps outside.

"Someone, someone, go pull it in another place!"

I hurriedly said something, the footsteps of the person outside were very heavy, I had no intention of leaving, but it was getting closer and closer, I thought Zhang Fang was playing tricks on me again, I didn't even dare to wipe my buttocks, I stood up and was about to pull up my pants and run, but the person outside coughed a few times and said.

"Oh, it's the village chief, it's okay, you pull yours, I'll just soak the urine, this year has passed, you have to settle the bill with me for the pig slaughtering fee!"

It was the butcher's voice, I breathed a sigh of relief, squatted down and didn't care, opened my mouth and said: "You can let the big head calculate this for you, who will settle the bill for you in the first month, it is estimated that it will be next month!" ”

The butcher didn't answer, I heard him pull the chain of his trousers, and then the sound of footsteps in the distance, just when I thought I could finally pull comfortably, but I didn't think the butcher guy outside said again.

"Chen Hui, what are you doing with a snakeskin bag for the New Year, you are the daughter-in-law of the township chief, don't work so hard, go back and rest!"

Squatting inside, I didn't hear Chen Hui's voice, thinking that she was more rational than Zhang Fang, and she shouldn't do such a disgusting thing as throwing stones, so I whistled a few times indifferently, and took out a cigarette to prepare for a few puffs.

In fact, I was wrong, Chen Hui's revenge was even more serious than Zhang Fang's, she had already crept closer, but I didn't know it, and when the smoke was halfway through, a snakeskin bag suddenly reached out from the curtain door of the latrine, and before I could react, two land women (1) came out of the bag.

It may be that I have just rejuvenated, the land woman has not fully come to her senses, at first I have not come up to bite me, I was very frightened, I didn't have time to wipe my buttocks, hurriedly pulled my pants, stretched out my hand to unscrew the curtain to go out, who expected that the curtain was not opened, and I ate a stuffy stick on my head, and I hugged my head and wailed in pain.

That's not all, the worst thing is that I stepped on the land woman with both feet, and the snake was in pain, so he turned around and smacked my thigh.

This bite was more painful than a stick, and the snake's body was extremely slippery, and my leg instantly spasmed, and I couldn't stand on my feet, and I fell backwards with a bang, and with a plop, the two logs that were on my side turned over, and the whole person fell into the latrine in an instant.

At first, I didn't know that Chen Hui was taking revenge on me, but after I pounced, I heard her shouting outside.

"Oh no, no...... The village chief has fallen off the toilet, come on......"

Needless to say, you know, I almost didn't vomit the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner the year before, frightened and disgusted, I also tried to reach out and climb up, but the two land mother-in-law lay on top of their teeth and grinned and spat letters.

This snake is venomous, and very aggressive, a bite will be swollen for ten days and half a month, a few more bites may die, how dare I be careless, I have to look at them, hoping that someone will come to save me.

Of course, the village chief's removal of the latrine is a very serious problem, and not long after Chen Hui yelled, it was extremely lively outside the latrine, and I couldn't be sure who came and who didn't, but Chen Hui and Zhang Fang must have been watching my joke, because I heard their smug laughter.

For Chen Hui, like Zhang Fang, I also caused a lot of psychological trauma to her, although she let the snake bite me, beat me with a stick, and caused me to fall into the toilet, but with my belly, naturally I will not bother with her, as long as she doesn't see me like an enemy in the future, today's shame I will let them both pay me back in installments in bed.

It was the dwarf who got up first, and when he saw me standing still in the pit, he stretched out his hand and was about to pull me up, and I hurriedly shouted.

"Don't fucking mess around, get the land mother-in-law out of the past two days first!"

When I said this, the dwarf suddenly shrank back, and then his eyes looked at the ground, and when he found a snake on the ground, he ran away without looking back, and I was so angry that I immediately cursed.

"Shorty, you don't save your mother's death, you're a coward, wait for Lao Tzu to come out and settle accounts with you, damn it!"

Actually, I misunderstood the short man, it's not that he doesn't want to save me, but he is born with a fear of snakes, of course, this matter is likely to be explained by Zhang Fang, I think they are all brothers, just scold a few words.

After a few seconds, the big head reached out to tie up the curtain, took one hand, and looked at the seven inches of the two snakes, as fast as lightning, one in each hand, and then shouted.

"Shorty, you're fucking afraid of death, I'll catch the snake, pull the mountain up, don't forget that our brother is wearing a pair of pants, you don't pull him when he falls off the toilet, be careful that I press you in to eat shit!"

I knew whether the dwarf was scared or cowardly, so he ran over and pulled me up, and the onlookers pinched their noses, obviously disgusted with my taste, instead of being angry, I looked at Chen Hui and Zhang Fang and said.

"You two are really enough, one threw a stone to poison me, and the other put a poisonous snake to bite me, hey, forget it, who called us the village chief, forgive you two for no fault!"

The two of them were smiling, but they immediately became blue after listening to me, I don't know if it was because I was not angry and disappointed, or because I exposed the old bottom, their faces were more ugly than the other, but Chen Hui pointed at my nose and scolded.

"You fucking fart, who let the poisonous snake bite you, I saw this snake crawling in, I didn't have time to catch it, I didn't repay my kindness, you beware of being struck by lightning!"

I smelled the smell of my body, my face was full of disgust, and when I saw that they both admitted, my brain suddenly convulsed, and I opened my legs and was about to run over to hug them, but this run, I fell to the ground with a thud, and my legs were like a drill core.

The dwarf came over and saw that my legs were red and swollen, and hurriedly shouted: "Mother-in-law, boil water, he was bitten by a snake!"

Fangzi and her mother panicked suddenly, threw the clothes she was going to take to wash on the ground, rushed into the shop, and after blinking, she turned her head and said to Zhang Fang and Chen Hui.

"You two fart, don't come in to help, if something happens to the village chief, I think you two will have to go to the police station!"

The Shorty Man and the Big Head helped me up, and the butcher guy brought a bucket of warm water, washed me twice at first, and then said to the Short Man and the Big Head.

"You babies are really, what's so fun about that and urine, don't help you in to take a bath and disinfect, I can tell you, the poison of this land woman is not a joke, if you don't get it, you will be a lame!"

I was horrified when I heard this, and hurriedly urged the big man and the dwarf to help me in, and after taking a bath, the big head said that the health center was closed, but this first month, the health center was fucking closed, and in desperation, I had to let the dwarf send me back, but the dwarf yelled at Zhang Fang.

"Go, go, get two bags of salt, and send Shanzi back with me, I can tell you, if he is lame, our days will be over!"

I was very moved by the short man's words, and glared at him and scolded: "You don't fucking fart, I don't blame anyone, if you want to send me back, hurry up, grind and chirp, like a girl!" ”

"That's it, Shanzi, Chen Hui and I will go to the township to have a look, get you a crutch back first, and let Fangzi and the dwarf take care of it for a while!"

The big head said a word, regardless of whether I agreed or not, dragged Chen Hui away, the dwarf carried me, and strongly asked Zhang Fang to accompany him, after rowing home, Zhang Fang was also very virtuous, cooking on the fire and boiling the water.

I took out the walkie-talkie from under the bed, and gave it to the short man, and asked him to go to the village to stay, and if there was anything, he rushed to the walkie-talkie and called me, and came to pick up Fangzi at night.

The dwarf did as I said, and it took him a while to figure out how to use it, and after explaining a few words to Zhang Fang, he rowed back in his boat.

I patted the side of the bed, looked at Zhang Fang and said with a smile: "Fangzi, don't be fucking busy, I don't have an appetite to eat, come and sit for a while, I have something to say to you!" ”

Zhang Fang may think that I will settle accounts after the autumn and make trouble with her, clenching my fists and pulling my face and not daring to come over, but I don't want to settle accounts with her, nor do I want her to sleep with me.

Of course, if it weren't for the burning pain of the wound on my leg, I wasn't against having something very pleasant with her at this time, and of course, if she strongly asked, I think I would still cooperate with her, because she is a village flower after all.

"What do you want to do, I can tell you, Chen Hui did this, no matter what I do, if you want to blame yourself......"