The good life I want to say is not fragrant, but my lifestyle after falling into the manure pit.

At that time, Zhang Fang misunderstood what I meant, when I was the village chief, it was impossible for me to go to the autumn queen to settle accounts for the trivial matter of and urine, and I was afraid of the free place at the head of the bed, so I said to her with a hippie smile.

"Don't fucking spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, the matter is over, and it is still a bad account, let you come over and come, afraid that I will eat you?"

Seeing me say this, Zhang Fang's upright chest shrank slightly, I guessed that she spit out a breath of turbidity, and her emotions must have been relaxed, sure enough, she brought a basin of warm water and put it at the head of the bed, helped me up and sat down, and then got some salt to melt in the water, and then pressed my injured foot in, and said to me while pouring water to wash my wounds.

"Shanzi, it's not me saying you, what's wrong with Chen Hui, you let her marry the big head, I really don't know what kind of mother-in-law you will find in the future, even me, hey...... Don't talk about it! ”

Zhang Fang's sleeves were rolled up very high, her two white arms were dangling in front of my eyes, her hands were also very gentle, although it was such a simple rough job as washing her feet, she was stunned to do the fine embroidery, I sat on the bed, condescending, although she was dressed very tightly, but the white tenderness in the collar still let me see some, which made me a little absent, and pulled my feet out of her hands.

"Don't move, salt water can be disinfected, no bubbles, your leg will be wasted!"

Hearing her say this, I smiled, it is not difficult to sit honestly, not to mention that there is spring to see, why not do it, but I was so hungry that I only drooled, my Adam's apple moved, swallowed a few mouthfuls and said to her.

"Who said no, you and Chen Hui are both Peugeot's beauties, who is not impressed, but I don't like to get married, I am allergic to marriage certificates, if you two don't force me, why would I give it up!"

Zhang Fang listened to me, her face slowly flushed, and her technique became very strange, at first it was very hard, but now it is very light, and there is a tendency to go upstream.

I don't know if let her sleep in bed to play games or let her continue to wash my feet, I was stunned when I looked at her red face, to be honest, I really wanted to satisfy the greed in her heart, but it was a bit unkind to think of it, but what she said next made me feel ashamed.

"Do you only dare to fucking look at it, I'm like this for a woman, you still don't understand, what a bastard, coward!"

Okay, scold, scold, but this Nizi actually reached out to pinch me, and hated to use force, so painful that my tears were about to flow out, and suddenly my heart was horizontal, grabbed her hand, and dragged her to the bed.

What happened later, you can make up for it, and it's not convenient for me to go into details, after all, this is related to Zhang Fang's innocence and reputation, but there is one thing I have to remind and remind, this kind of thing is wonderful and indescribable.

This is the good day I want to say, there is a special person in charge of eating, drinking and Lazar, and she can do something else on a whim, although Zhang Fang goes back every night, but she basically takes care of it during the day, and so on until the Lantern Festival.

Of course, Chen Hui may have come a few times secretly during the period because of guilt, and I hugged her unceremoniously, but whenever I want to take the next step, I will stop in moderation, occupy her heart, and then marry her to the big head, which is not fair, if she even takes it for the first time, it will be a little too sorry for the big head.

On the day of the Lantern Festival, the gongs and drums in the village have been ringing for a long time, I was worried that Sun Ningning would arrive early, and he arrived at the village with a cane.

Someone in the village organized a dragon dance, it was very lively, firecrackers one after another, everywhere was filled with festive smoke, I was not interested in watching any dragon dance, I walked to the shop to get a pack of cigarettes, ready to let Fangzi and her mother order some noodles to eat, but her mother said to me.

"Village chief, thanks to you, Fangzi is pregnant, I'm not as delicious as her below, you wait, I'll let her give you something to eat, plus two poached eggs, how about it!"

I was taken aback, Yoshiko and the dwarf have been married for so long and their bellies have not been big, this pregnancy may really be a blessing to me, so I grinned, took out a cigarette and took a few puffs and said.

"Auntie, who doesn't eat the same below, hurry up, I'm starving!"

"Okay, okay, Fangzi, what the hell are you doing upstairs, come down, the village chief is hungry, you cook a bowl of noodles!"

I ignored her mother and son, sat on the chair, squinted and thought about the problem, now there is only the sauce yellow jade and the inexplicable brand in my hand, after the Lantern Festival, the jade pendant can be sold, but the brand can not be sold, I want to run an industry in the county, I am afraid that I will have to pay for some goods in the future.

Thinking about it, I slapped my head violently, and thought: "Oh no, today is the day when Chen Hui and Datou get married, Sun Ningning wants to bring his parents over, but nothing can go wrong!" ”

Thinking of this, I saw Zhang Fang grab a handful of noodles, and hurriedly said to her: "Fangzi, don't Zhang Luo, get married today, go, accompany my brother to take a look!" ”

As soon as Zhang Fang heard this, she immediately put down the note, and happily followed me to a place where there was no one, she poked my ass behind and said.

"Brother Shanzi, I have it, this is your seed, I can give birth to the child and raise it, but you can't forget our good!"

I smiled slightly, Fangzi and her mother were right, this matter is indeed a blessing to me, I glanced back at her, and admonished.

"I can't forget, we usually have to keep our distance, don't make outsiders suspicious!"

Datou's house is not far away, just say a few words to arrive, probably because he is the head of the township, inside and outside are people, Zhang Fang and I were stunned did not squeeze in, a moment later, gongs and drums sounded, firecrackers rang out, a sedan chair came out of it, I hurriedly pulled Zhang Fang to the side, let the sedan chair pass.

That's when I heard the voice that scared my heart.

"Li Shan, why are you hiding here, my father and mother want to see you in the village, come with me, I've been looking for so long!"

That's right, Xiao Chili Sun Ningning came with her father, I really wanted to get into the crowd to avoid this catastrophe, but unfortunately the crowd was too crowded, when half of my body was still outside, my hand was grabbed by Sun Ningning, she was not ashamed, in front of so many people, she took my arm and rubbed it into my arms.

Zhang Fang looked at it very seriously on the side, and stomped his feet angrily and said: "Li Shan, no wonder you don't want me, don't want Chen Hui, it turned out that I hooked up with this wild fox, I was really blind!" ”

I really wanted to explain a few words, but Sun Ningning didn't give me a chance at all, so he dragged me to the village and pulled me to the village headquarters, I stood outside and didn't dare to go in, but I broke free and said.

"Miss, don't embarrass me, your father and mother are all from the province, and they will look down on me, please let me go!"

"No, you have to see your parents today, I told them that with your flesh and blood, don't worry, it's okay!"

Sun Ningning's words made me stunned for a moment, and let her pull her in, where her father and mother were sitting, and they looked very kind, but it was a pity that both of them were white-haired, as if they were a little old.

"You are Li Shan, the father of the child in Ning Ning's belly?"

She asked me first, although the tone was not very good, but it did not cause me discomfort, he did look very knowledgeable, straight gray overalls, even a few patches did not affect his shimmering spirit.

I walked up, shook his hand and said, "Uncle, don't listen to your precious daughter's nonsense, I am very innocent with her, and there is another child nowhere!" ”

"Bastard, get the car first, I didn't sue you for hooliganism to save face for Ning Ning, I don't even want to buy a ticket, let's go to the police station now!"

Her mother seems to be very angry, if it weren't for Sun Ningning to stop her, I guess she would have rushed up to scratch me, it seems that the explanation of this matter is redundant, it will only get darker and darker, Sun Ningning is not bad, even stronger than Zhang Fang, she will not suffer if she sleeps, my heart is horizontal, and I said immediately.

"Yes, the two of us are asleep, if you two don't agree, let's elope, damn it, now that we're all married, I'm afraid you won't make it!"

My words were definitely a surprise to her parents, they looked at me and nodded with some satisfaction, but her mother did not give up, sat down and continued.

"That's right, her father and I also eloped back then, it's not impossible if you want to marry Ning Ning, so, write a word for me to see, it's beautifully written, and we'll give you both Zhang Luo when we go back!"

Can you write a word to solve the marriage event?

I was taken aback, if you really want to write a word to get a marriage event, then this word must not be simple, but not a horizontal, add a vertical, I thought about it, took out a pen and paper, and wrote the simplest word on the sign I got a few days ago on the paper, I wanted to write the most complicated, but there are too many murals, I can't remember.

They were taken aback when they saw this word, especially her mother, who actually grabbed my hand and had to ask me to say where I saw the word "king".

I thought it was a rich word, but I didn't think it was a king, so I thought about it and casually fabricated a statement for her.

"I saw it in the newspaper, what's the matter, the second elder is still satisfied with this word!"

"Yes, you can actually remember the oracle bone inscription in the newspaper, which shows that you are studious, not a gangster who does not learn and has no skills, old man, we should also go back to Zhang Luo Zhang Luo, this son-in-law looks impatient, just what I want!"

Sun Ningning saw that his father and mother were leaving, so he hurriedly stepped forward to greet him, but at this time, the short man shouted outside.

"Brother Shan, the big head is married, what are you fucking doing in the village, let's go, let's drink!"

Sun Ningning's father and mother saw that I had something, so they left their daughter and left, and in desperation, I had to take Sun Ningning to the big head's house for a banquet.

It's only been a few good days, and I think I'm going to have to get a headache again, and if nothing else, the words on the sign alone are enough for me to study for a while......