The dwarf and I squatted in the latrine for a long time, not because we were constipated or couldn't urinate enough, but actually I was hiding inside and thinking about their identity.

The dwarf only saw their arrogance, but I had an insight into their arrogance, and thought that they might well have made a fortune by going the wrong way, and that the woman looked delicate, but when she spoke in a very cruel tone, it made people shudder.

I washed my face with cold water, I was very nervous, to be honest, I was not sure to cure her father, ghosts and evil things, said it was mysterious, many times it was foggy to see flowers, it was difficult to be clear what was going on, half of her father's life was into the loess, and it was not only necessary to have excellent skills to pull it back, but also good luck.

But what should come will always come, and the bald man quickly gathered his things, and shouted outside for us to hurry out, saying that his father was dying.

"Brother Shanzi, you fucking have to find a way, I don't want to become a shit!"

The short man looked at me and said, stretched out his hand and opened the door of the toilet, I looked at the cold woman outside the door, sighed and followed to the backyard, but I didn't expect that when I unwound my hand, his father was already foaming at the mouth!

"Things moved in, you all go out!"

I looked at her brother and sister, and said very seriously, they probably thought that I didn't want outsiders to know the process of casting the spell, so they retreated to the door, but in fact, I wanted to run away in case of failure.

Without further ado, I instructed the dwarf to light three sticks of incense in the southeast corner, burn a handful of wasted money, and then draw a formation in the courtyard to cross the ghost, and after all kinds of props were placed, I waited for the wick in the four-petal lotus flower to be lit, but at this time something strange happened.

It stands to reason that there could be no wind in the closed yard, but I saw the burning money float up and spin in mid-air, and I squatted on the ground and slammed the match, and the match was not lit, but the matchstick was stuck in my fingers, and I almost shed tears in pain.

Glancing at the short man, I hurriedly said: "You fucking pull the bubble girl on the money ash, and how many more wasted money, my heart is shining!" ”

The dwarf grabbed a handful of wasted money, smiled awkwardly at me, and added some wasted money to the fire before grinning at me.

"Brother Shan, I'm afraid you have to pull it yourself, my urine won't work!"

I was taken aback, and immediately understood that he had lost his body, and I pulled down my pants and walked to him, thinking about when he had lost his child, and remembering the jeans thread on the widow's bedside frame, I was taken aback, and looked at him and asked.

"Did you fucking sleep with Widow Zhang!"

The dwarf didn't explain, but touched his head and smiled awkwardly, and after I took out a few drops of old boy urine, I glared at him: "Go back and settle accounts with you, you do these shameful and cheap things!" After saying that, I walked to the four-petal lotus flower and squatted down, felt the foreign fire, and then lit the wick.

Looking at the short man, I asked him to push the wheelchair over, and took them to shuttle in the formation, and kept chattering, I don't know how long I shuttled, how many times I recited the mantra, until the fifth watch, I was so tired that I couldn't do it, so I went out of the formation, grabbed the cold water on the coffee table and poured a few sips, and then looked at the old man in a wheelchair.

The black line on his neck miraculously disappeared, and I was very happy to walk over, but when I looked closer, there was a black spot the size of a fingernail behind the root of his ear, which was spreading out at a speed visible to the naked eye, and I was taken aback, and hurried to him, and looked at his face and thought.

Seeing that I was crouching on the ground and watching him not speak, the dwarf also leaned over to take a look, and he looked around very cautiously, and said in a low voice in my ear.

"Brother Shanzi, do you remember what the boss said no, the seal may be valid!"

I was stunned, and hurriedly touched the seal on my chest, and when I got up, I looked at the old man's forehead and poked it, and said strangely, the old man suddenly trembled, the flesh on his face was twisted, and the teeth in his mouth grinded and gurgled.

After a while, he finally quieted down, and an eerie cold wind drifted in the courtyard, and then everything was business as usual, and the dwarf stood behind him, and said with great joy.

"It's done, you see, the black dots are gone!"

I excitedly glanced around, took a long breath and stuffed the seal into my clothes, the boss really didn't lie to me, this thing is really a priceless treasure.

I snickered for a while, opened the door and let his two brothers and sisters in, baldly looked at the strange cloud floating map on the ground, praised and praised me, and said that in the entire county, I am the first master of exorcism.

I didn't care about his appreciation, the whole person was immersed in the seal, thinking that with this treasure, Lao Tzu still couldn't worry, but I still remember what the delicate woman said, because she sat next to me when she said this.

Her legs were close to mine, and I felt her body temperature, and my eyes fell on the place where her short skirt and her legs met, and my heart suddenly itched, thinking about the situation in the short skirt.

"Smack!"

She took out a dozen of the money and threw it on the table, saying that it was for my hard work, but I was not interested in her money, and looked at her delicate face, and did not move to take the money, nor did I speak.

When the dwarf saw that there was money to collect, he rushed over in an instant, and as soon as his hand was put on it, I shouted at him.

"Put it down, we can't take this money!"

Seeing that my tone was very heavy, the dwarf had to touch his head in a sneering manner, and went back to sit down, I opened my mouth, wanting to ask what the name of the woman next to me was, but I didn't want his father to wake up with a cough, and pointed at me and said.

"This man can't let go, kill him!"

I was taken aback, and immediately stood up, pointed at the old man and wanted to scold, but when the words came to my lips, I smiled and sat down again, shrugging my shoulders indifferently and saying.

"I won't talk about being ungrateful, I won't ask for any reason, if you do this, aren't you afraid that the ghost will come back again, and I will die and become a ghost and kill you?"

Apparently my words had shocked him, and he raised his hand and pointed at me and said, ", from now on, don't let me see you again!" ”

I snorted, spat on the ground, looked at the dozen coins on the table, reached out and scooped it up, pulled the dwarf, and walked out without looking back, I thought that the delicate woman would come out to give it away, but she didn't.

It was already dawn, and after a busy night's work, we were too tired to do so, so I found a restaurant, ate some in a hurry, and then rented a three-wheeled motorcycle and drove to the village.

The dwarf sat in the car, stared at me for a long time without speaking, and finally couldn't hold back and asked me: "Damn, it's not a thing, we saved his life, he actually thanked him, and he still wanted to get our brothers, damn it, I'm angry!" ”

I patted the dwarf on the shoulder, took out the dozen dollars, pulled out a thousand dollars, shoved the rest into his hands, looked into his eyes, and said.

"They are only afraid of doing unclean business, afraid that we will report it, and want to kill people, you don't want to think about how we collide with evil, if you don't have evil thoughts, how can you meet evil ghosts!"

When the dwarf saw the money, he saw the bones with the dog, his eyes lit up, and he immediately put the unhappiness behind, and I didn't take this matter to heart, thinking that it would be good to follow the fate, but the delicate little girl was dangling in her head, and she couldn't shake it off.

When the dwarf saw my sad face, he thought that I was distressed about the dozen dollars he had stuffed, and he was very reluctant to stuff it into my hand and said.

"Brother Shanzi, who is with whom of our brothers, you have been busy all night, and you still have this money!"

I shook my head and stuffed the money back into his hand, remembering Widow Zhang, I immediately gave him a burst and scolded him.

"Why don't you even sleep with Widow Zhang, and you're not afraid of gossip, her private life is very messy, give me a long face, don't provoke her in the future!"

The dwarf touched the money in his hand, embarrassed and overwhelmed, frowned and thought for a while before saying to me: "Brother Shanzi, don't blame me for this, I sent fish that day, she didn't say a word, pulled me into the room, pressed me and got it, I struggled for a long time, my pants were torn, and I was doing it, just like that!" ”

The matter has passed, I don't want to dwell on it, I just hope that he will take it as a warning, look at the wad of money in his arms, at least 10,000, I touched the back of my head and said to him.

"I've done Fangzi's affairs, this money is not for you to take to enjoy, two days later, go to the county to buy something, her mother said, sewing machine, TV, tape recorder must be available, you can have a snack, don't ask Zhang Fang to look down on you!"

In fact, Zhang Fang always looked down on him, and almost didn't the dwarf to death on the wedding day......

When the dwarf heard this, he immediately jumped up, knocked his head directly on the carport, touched it, and didn't care about the pain, hugged me and gnawed and kissed, and said with his eyebrows fluttering.

"Brother Shanzi...... You're my brother...... No...... It's closer than my brother! ”

I was covered in saliva by him, and I wanted to push him away, but this guy was so strong that he almost knocked me down, and I hurriedly reached out and pulled it in his squeaky socket a few times, itching him to laugh.

"How does Widow Zhang feel!"

I was also amused by him, and I grinned and gaged with him, but I didn't expect him to say it without shame.

"The first time, I don't feel it, or you can try it too!"

I mysteriously hooked my fingers to get him closer, then reached out and put it on his shoulder, and said with a smile: "Your brother Shanzi is so visionless, if you want to try, you will also try your wife Zhang Fang, haha......"

We were not outsiders, and we joked all the way back to the village, I was afraid that something would happen to the village, so I didn't go home, and the dwarf wandered around the shop for a while and didn't know where to go.

I lay on the desk, wanting to sleep for a while, but I closed my eyes, my mind was full of the delicate woman, and in desperation, I had to call a few cadres to come over and gather around to pass the time.

It's a pity that a few of them together are not my opponents, and they broke up after losing two yuan each, and I was finally so tired that I fell asleep on the table......