Chapter 25: Three Questions
It was getting late, and the elderly in the village had gone to bed, and the married were also coaxing their mothers-in-law in the bed, and only some young people were still gathering around to shout fried golden flowers.
I came to the dwarf's house, he just got married, I was afraid of disturbing his good things, and I didn't dare to knock on the door directly, but came to the window and eavesdropped for a while, there was a humming chirping inside, it seemed to be Zhang Fang's scream, and I didn't know what they were doing, and after waiting for a while, I was a little impatient, so I shouted a few times.
"Shorty, what are you doing, I have something to do with you, come out quickly!"
After saying that, I heard the dwarf panting like a cow's breathing, which continued for several minutes, and then I heard the clatter of slippers rubbing the floor, and the dwarf whispered inside.
"Come on, come on, this big night, why can't you wait until tomorrow?"
Opening the door, the dwarf beckoned me to come into the house and sit down, I didn't want to meet Zhang Fang, shook my head and rejected him, beckoned to him.
"You don't wear any clothes, go to my house at night, our brother has something to say, go get dressed, I'll wait for you!"
When the dwarf saw me say this, he turned and went into the house, and when he came out, he locked the door, and then came with me to the side of the library, where the big man had been waiting in the boat, and the brother and sister had crowded into the little canoe to cross the reservoir.
A few packets of orchid beans, a few packets of peanuts, and three or five bottles of beer and liquor, and the brothers drank it like this, and I thought about the ancient tomb under the South Gate Mountain, took a sip of wine, and then said to them.
"On Nanmen Mountain, I have probably determined the place, and now there are three problems that must be solved, otherwise we will not have a chance for the rest of our lives!"
The dwarf may have been in a very good mood because he slept with Zhang Fang, raised the liquor bottle, grinned and poured a few sips, grabbed a handful of peanuts, and said with a smile while stuffing it into his mouth.
"Brother Shanzi, our brothers are not outsiders, instead of dying poor, it is better to take the risk and try, if there is any problem, you can just say it, let's find a way together!"
Seeing the dwarf say this, I saw that my eyes turned to the big head, he was very big, and his small table was almost half occupied by him, and when he saw me looking at him, he handed me a bottle of white wine and said.
"Shanzi, if we do this, you have to think carefully, if you are caught, it will be a catastrophe, but if you think to do it, I will follow you fucking too, between our brothers, you have a good brain!"
I glanced at the liquor in my hand, raised my head and took a sip, wiped my mouth and said.
"Fuck, damn it, let's not do it, others will do it, the Taoist who saved me in the early years was also a digger, this time I found his body on the mountain, I guess he was slaughtered by his peers, it's not just our brothers who are staring at that mountain!"
After that, the three of us touched the bottles a few times, and when there was a few crunching sounds, the room was filled with the aroma of alcohol, and I sniffed a few times of this very good smell, and smashed my mouth a few times before I started talking to them.
"First: The Nanmen Mountain Road is long and steep, and it takes at least three days to go back and forth and work, so how we can do it without doubt. Second: None of us have any experience in digging graves, nor do we know the dangers in graves. Third: It is also the most difficult to solve, there is now a special police officer in the village, it is that woman, how can we get rid of her! ”
After finishing speaking, I looked at the big head and the short man, they frowned deeply, I knew that they were thinking about the three questions I said, so to speak, the first two questions are very easy to handle, but the female policeman is a headache, through the daytime conversation, it can be seen that she is extremely thoughtful, and the reasoning logic is terrifyingly strong, as long as a little flaw is revealed, the brother can be regarded as finished.
The short man was not intelligent enough, and he was a little irritable when he thought about it, so he raised his head and slurped most of the bottle of wine, and I didn't expect him to come up with any way, so he hurriedly reached out and grabbed the wine bottle and said.
"You're dead, this is liquor, don't think about it if you can't think of it!"
The big man looked at me and the short man, hooked his fingers, and brought the two of us closer, and then he said with a smile.
"This is very easy to do, the three problems are summed up as the timing of our action, as long as the timing is right, we will definitely be able to do it!"
I have to admit that the big head summed it up very well, which made my eyes light up, and I suddenly had a way in my heart, grabbed the wine glass and shook it, grinning and laughing.
"Haha...... Our brother is a worm and a dragon, this time we can see the difference, tomorrow we will go our separate ways, the big head is the township to figure out the girl's itinerary, I go to the antique store around, the dwarf goes to the cooperative, buy more flashlight batteries, go back to the village at night, we have to disappear on the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival, and we have to rely on the village cadres to help! ”
The big head inherited his Lao Tzu's genes, and when he saw me say this, he immediately understood, but the short man poked his temple with chopsticks, and he didn't understand it for a long time, so I knocked him a pop, and returned the wine bottle to him, and then told him not to think about it, just drink.
The three of us were very happy, just orchid beans and peanuts, stunned to kill five bottles of liquor, the dwarf was already drunk and staggered, shouting indistinctly and Zhang Fang's interesting things in the room, but the big head slept on the ground like a dead pig, I ignored them, sat on the chair for a while, and then walked to the reservoir alone.
The moonlight on the reservoir was very clear, and I saw a few young people on the opposite bank holding torches and shouting, knowing that it was a fish team, pulling down their pants and urinating in the reservoir, and when I was about to go back to sleep, my mind suddenly buzzed, and the whole person fell asleep on the shore.
The dew was heavy in the second half of the night, and I was awakened by the cold, and I heard a rooster crowing on the other side, and I looked around and laughed bitterly, and hurried back to the house, and woke up the short man and the big head, and then passed the library, got on my motorcycle, and went to the village.
According to the plan, I came to prepare to go to the antique store, but what I didn't expect was that the bald man actually came out of the antique store with a black suitcase, so frightened that I hurriedly turned around and hid.
"What is he doing here, buying or buying?"
I thought about it, walked to the door of the antique store, and didn't expect to stab downstairs, I looked up, but it was a woman squatting on the ground brushing her teeth, she was wearing a skirt, but no panties, so frightened that I hurriedly lowered my head, raised my hand and knocked on the door and shouted.
"Open the door, open the door......"
Hearing my voice, the boss seemed to be very happy, and hurriedly opened the door to welcome me in, but as usual, handed a cigarette and poured tea, and I was not vague with him, and took out a dagger engraved with the word E and threw it on the table.
"Boss, it's not been a day or two since we've been dealing with each other, this time I came to ask about something, and I hope to give advice!"
The boss didn't seem to hear me, just stared at the dagger on the table in a daze, and I wondered if this was also a great thing.
"Good, good, this thing is unique in the world!"
The boss said yes three times in a row, squinted the corner of his eyes and pushed the dagger to me, at this time, I heard the sound of walking, I couldn't help but look back, only to see the woman who had just brushed her teeth coming down from the stairs, she had changed into loose short sleeves and jeans, even so, her figure seemed quite plump to me.
"Huh...... Boss, you are more diligent in changing women than in changing clothes, look at your body, how can you keep it! ”
The boss looked at the woman who walked down very proudly, his face was full of lewd expressions, I don't know what he was thinking, but I was sure that his mind was not on the woman on my dagger, I knocked on the table, he turned around to look at me, but said in his mouth.
"What are you doing down here, go up quickly, I have something to say to my little brother!"
As if he hadn't heard, the man went downstairs with a boiling water bottle, gave me a blank look, and then twisted his ass and went upstairs, I rubbed my hands, asked the boss to borrow a fire, picked up the cigarette on the table and smoked.
"Little brother, your dagger has a great background, and his life is called Emperor Yu, from the Spring and Autumn Period, but it's a pity that someone carved a word, and the price is greatly discounted, and it is only worth two thousand!"
I didn't know what Emperor Yu and Emperor Shun was, and I didn't plan to sell the dagger, but from the greedy and cunning look of the boss, I knew that this dagger didn't feel like this price, so I put it in my pocket, got closer to him, and asked in a low voice.
"Boss, I found a good place, but I don't have any experience, if you can teach a few words, when I come back, this dagger will be given to you!"
Hearing me say this, the boss immediately slapped the table, and the treacherous face blossomed, and after taking a sip of tea, he told me in detail about the things in the tomb.
He told me a lot, including the type of burglary prevention of the tomb, the structure of the historical tomb, and the cracking of some mechanisms, I was very grateful, and wanted to be polite, but I didn't want him to pick up the teacup and touch it with me.
"We have been polite, there are mountain roads in the mountains, and there are waterways in the water, if you come back from this trip and have a harvest, I will introduce a spy to you!"
The boss smoked a cigarette, took a few puffs, squinted and talked to me, I was convinced of the first half of his words, as for the spy or something, I had never heard of it, and I was not reassured, when I asked about the bald man, his face suddenly changed, and he shook his head and asked me not to ask.
Actually, I had no interest in men, and the reason why I asked was just to find his sister, that is, the delicate city chick, and seeing that the boss didn't want to say more, I got up and said goodbye.
When I came to the agreed place, the faces of the big head and the short man were full of joy, I knew that it was done, there were many people on the street at that time, and I didn't dare to ask, and after returning to the village, the big head told me that I could do it during the Mid-Autumn Festival.
Counting on my fingers, the Mid-Autumn Festival is just a few days, and the police station has a three-day holiday before and after, which is enough, but I still have a trace of worry in my heart, after all, digging graves is different from digging up clothes and graves, but once it starts, I can't let things stop, this is not anger, because I am afraid that I will be poor and have nothing.
Despite the point of no return, I have never regretted it, and it was a success......