There were a lot of people in the shop this morning, Zhang Fang beckoned to me from a long distance, and when I walked to the door, he turned around and went in, took out a big front door and stuffed it to me, and gave me a thumbs up.

"Shanzi, you were so fucking relieved yesterday, that bastard has to blackmail me for a few dollars every time he comes, and he bullies Fangzi at every turn, take it, this is a reward for you, if you have any needs in the future, just tell your uncle!"

I smiled, blocked the cigarette back, and looked at Zhang Fang inside, but she turned around and ran into the house as if she didn't see me.

"Let's go, where will Auntie sit for a while, Auntie will give you something to eat!"

"What's the matter, why are you unreasonable, Shanzi, don't pay attention to him, go, I'll stomp a pig's trotter for you, go back and make up for it!"

The butcher's face was full of ferocity, and he stretched out his greasy hand and dragged me, I looked at the three of them in embarrassment, looked at Widow Zhang and said.

"Auntie, this is what I should do, as long as that bastard dares to come, I dare to beat his mother again, but I understand your kindness, and the village chief has something to do with me!"

When Widow Zhang saw me say this, she had to gently pat my hand and wink at me, I don't know what she wants to do, I always feel that something is wrong, when I was in school, Mr. Teacher said that blinking is to secretly send Qiu Bo, so scared that I broke free from the butcher and ran away to find the village chief.

What's worse is that Zhang Fang's little girl suddenly rushed out and stopped me, she was wearing tight jeans, straight and forced me to lean against the big tree outside the shop, and then stared at the big eyes of the water and the spirit, stretched out her hand to grab my hair, I dodged left and right, she grabbed it a few times and didn't catch it, and she puffed up her cheeks angrily and said.

"You and the dwarf are evil, my mother said that you got a ghost exorcism thing yesterday, did you two go to Nanmen Mountain again?"

Seeing Zhang Fang and me so close, the dwarf was so angry that he rolled up his sleeves and ran over, I thought he was going to fight with me, but he suddenly grabbed Zhang Fang's hand and looked at me and said.

"Go find the village chief, I'm here!"

I glanced at the dwarf gratefully, hurriedly ran to the back of the shop, remembered Zhang Fang's appearance, took a deep breath with palpitations, raised his feet and prepared to go to the village committee.

"I can't imagine that these two brothers are not only tigers, but the cadres in the county dare to fight, and now they have the ability to exorcise ghosts, what evil things will happen in our village in the future, don't run out, look for them!"

I thought that it was a good thing that the villagers liked me, but if this exorcism was spread, it would not be good, and I was thinking about whether to go out to explain and explain, when there were suddenly two coughs in the toilet next to me, and then I heard two "dong dong" sounds.

"Fucking stinky, who's shit in there?"

Covering my nose and mouth, I scolded as I walked towards the village, and the man inside responded to me unceremoniously when he saw someone scolding.

"You don't fucking shit, little bastard, you wait for me!"

This is the voice of the village chief, I was surprised, frightened and hurried into the village, the front foot just went in and heard the sound of lifting the trouser belt and clanging, thinking that it was broken, and if it was not good, I had to ask the teacher for sinking, and I was scolded!

The village chief, Liu Datou's Lao Tzu, slowly walked out of the latrine, and when he saw me standing in the village, he immediately ran in with a smile on his face, picked up a cup and poured me a cup of emerald tea.

I thought about how he had just finished pooping, and my hand touched the edge of the cup, and the water would be bad for my stomach to drink, so I looked at him and said.

"Village chief, I'm not thirsty, you drink, I heard the dwarf say that you have something to do with me, I didn't bother to have breakfast and came!"

The village chief lay down on the chair, leaned crookedly on the chair, took out a cigarette and threw it to me, blew the tea that had been poured for me a few times, and took a sip before looking at me and saying.

"This cigarette is my reward for you, you have to smoke, I heard about yesterday's incident, that bastard beat well, every once in a while to rub rice, even I want to slap that bastard a few mouths, don't go to your heart, they are water conservancy, they have no real power!"

When I saw the village chief say this, the stone in my heart also fell, grabbed the fire in front of him, lit a cigarette with a stab, and said after a few sips.

"Uncle, if nothing happens, I have to go back, fish stealing has been rampant recently!"

The village chief waved his hand, not wanting me to leave so soon, and after I sat down, he looked at me while sipping his cigarette, and did not speak, which made my heart furious, thinking that he was angry about what he had just.

"Shanzi, let me go over from the township, I really can't rest assured in the village, but the appointment is down, I can't go if I don't go, I look at the whole village, either old or cowardly, or lack of heart, I have been looking for a long time before I decided to let you take my place!"

I was startled, being a village cadre was just an idea in my heart, but I didn't expect it to come so quickly, I was so excited that I almost knocked over the table, and stared at the village chief and said.

"Uncle...... This...... I'm afraid this won't work, I'm only eighteen years old, and you're holding on me with such a big burden, no, no...... It's definitely not going to work......"

If it weren't for the village chief here, I was afraid that I would have to jump three feet high, although the village cadre is a petty official, but he also manages nearly 1,000 people, not to mention face, and he doesn't have to pay for food and drink.

When the village chief saw that I refused, he immediately became angry, slapped the table, and the teacup clattered, pointing at my nose and scolding.

"Shanzi, I misjudged you, I'll give you three days to think about it, if you are willing to take office, you will come to the handover meeting in three days, if you don't want to, you let the dwarf come!"

I touched my head and smiled awkwardly, picked up the water cup that was about to be drunk, and said curtly while filling it for the village chief: "Uncle, why are you still angry, being the village chief is a good thing, how can you not want to, I'm not afraid that I won't do well and embarrass you!" ”

Seeing me say this, the village chief's face became a little better, he took the tea I poured, blew the boiling water and drank a few sips, and then gave me a cigarette, and said with a smile while tapping his fingers on the table.

"Haha...... Look at your cowardly appearance, I can tell you, this time I went to the township, I am the township chief, you do it well, I will carry it for you, the old antiques of the village committee are almost sixty years old, and they will not come to provoke you, rest assured and bold! ”

At that time, there were many members of the village committee, accountants, cashiers, bookkeepers, secretaries, village heads, directors of the women's federation, mountain watchmen, and a back kitchen.

Among these positions, the village chief's power is the greatest, and Uncle Liu actually has selfish intentions in placing me in this position, he wants me to wait for the big head to come back, and let the big head sit in the position of secretary, although he does not indicate it now, but I know that it is only a matter of time.

But then again, the relationship between the big head and me is so good, and I am very happy if he sits as secretary, so I don't care about the selfishness of the village chief.

After bidding farewell to the village chief, I came to the small shop, the villagers all went to the field, only Zhang Fang and the dwarf bragged next to each other, they were at the same table when they went to school, looking at their backs, I suddenly remembered an essay written in elementary school.

The topic is my dream, at that time I wrote about being a good person, being a good person with ability, but now I think it's ridiculous in retrospect, I shook my head and scolded secretly: "Fuck a good person, it's enough to be a capable person!" ”

"Fangzi, bring me a pack of cigarettes, and send another Hongta Mountain to the village chief, keep my account, and send you money another day!"

I didn't bribe the village chief, but I was grateful to him for taking care of him for so many years, and he didn't forget to pull me when he was promoted, and I couldn't afford to repay this kindness until I died.

Zhang Fang saw that I wanted cigarettes, full of doubts, but looking at Lao Tzu who was about to come back, she couldn't help but didn't ask me, stuffed me with a pack of cigarettes, and then went to send it to the village chief, I looked at her trotting and writhing buttocks, and couldn't help but smile and said.

"Look, we have to go back!"

The dwarf was very reluctant, but he still followed me, I opened the cigarette, took out one and handed it to Fang Zi's father, who met on the road, said hello and went straight to the reservoir, rowed home.

After giving the dwarf the extra cigarette, I finally couldn't help laughing out loud, and the saliva sprayed the dwarf in the face, and he looked at me in horror and asked.

"Brother Shanzi, isn't Miss Whiteface gone, you're hitting a ghost again!"

I rubbed my hands together and walked over to the frightened dwarf, and couldn't help but hold his face, kiss him on the forehead, and said excitedly.

"Shorty, our brothers stepped on shit, oh, no, they stepped on shit, the big head and his old son rose to the township, I will replace him in three days, we are one step closer to revealing the secret of the Jiazi curse!"

The dwarf couldn't believe it, reached out and touched my forehead, and after seeing that I didn't have a fever, he put his finger into his mouth again, bit it, and felt pain to know that it wasn't a dream.

"This relationship is good, we will eat and drink at Zhang Fang's house in the future, Brother Shanzi, eat and drink spicy food, you have to take me!"

At that time, like the dwarf, I thought that I could eat and drink spicy food when I became a cadre, but when I actually sat on that chair, I realized how cold the village chief's life was.

I sat down the dwarf, wondering if I should look at the glowing orbs in the reservoir, in case it was a treasure, and there were so many things to do after becoming the village chief, maybe I didn't have time to look at it, but don't ask the thieves from outside to pick it up.

"Shorty, let's go to sleep, go to the reservoir at night, and look at that ball, if it's a baby!"

The dwarf was very frightened when he heard the expression of sleep, and hid back, but when he heard that he was looking for the baby, he couldn't help but lean in again, and grinned.

"Huh...... Brother Shanzi, look at you scared me, I thought you were going to sleep with me, what's the matter, you drove away the white-faced lady, do you want to meet the blue-faced boy again? ”