These bastards are extremely arrogant, just like the ultimate villain in a movie, who will say a line before he dies and laugh wildly.

Bao Heizi is a positive character, so it is natural to persuade him at this time.

"Taizu opened a branch to take scholars, in order to collect all the talents from all over the world and use them for their use. There is a distinction between high and low, and the human body is divided into north and south! ”

Ruan Wenhao said: "It's useless to say more, if you can match my Shanglian within half a stick of incense, I will admit that you have some talents, otherwise you should rush home as soon as possible, so as not to waste the pen and ink of the imperial court." ”

The southern students were so angry that they smoked and jumped to their feet to curse.

It's a pity that there are too many people talking, and the noise is the same as the vegetable market, but I can't hear what the scolding is.

Chu Chu was also so angry that his face was red, but he had just set up this bag of sunspots, and his heart was sweet, and when he saw that someone had insulted his father-in-law, he immediately became angry.

"Xianggong, on!"

Bao Zheng hesitated: "Don't make trouble, after all, it is at the feet of the Son of Heaven." ”

"It's not our trouble, it's they who deceived the door, you don't believe me anymore......"

Chu Chu glared and raised the sword in his hand.

Bao Zheng hurriedly softened: "Okay, I'm right, can't I be right?" ”

Then he stretched out his hand and shouted, "Bring the pen!" ”

Gongsun Ce and Zhan Zhao glanced at each other, and they both covered their mouths and snickered, but they didn't expect that after this pack of sunspots became relatives, their temperament changed a lot.

Well changed, very well changed.

The shopkeeper had been waiting next to him for a long time, and when he heard the call, he immediately sent the tray to him.

Zhan Zhao shook the scroll open, and threw the other end to Sister Chu Chu.

The scroll was straight, Bao Heizi took the pen and ink, stepped forward quickly, and with a big stroke of the pen, the handwriting was clearly visible.

Seeing that she finished writing, Chu Chu pursed her lips and smiled, and her hand shook, directly like a couplet hanging on a pole.

The crowd of onlookers looked at each other and exclaimed.

Someone opened his mouth and read: "Nanlin goes north, and all the birds and beasts in the world bow their heads." ”

"It's too ruthless, it's too ruthless, it's like pumping the soles of your shoes into Ruan Wenhao's face."

"Look at you, Ruan Wenhao's face is so angry that he is deformed."

"Don't say it, hurry up and wait to watch the fight, these gentlemen don't do business all day long, either drink flower wine, or hang out everywhere, it's rare to see someone who dares to fight, don't make a sound, hurry up and watch the show."

The onlookers were excited.

Things turned out to be as they expected, the northern students who took the lead in provoking, faced with the protagonist of Bao Heizi, there was no doubt that they were sending their faces to the door.

Bao Heizi felt that his posture of sending his face was particularly comfortable, and he gave a slap in his hand, and the other party was immediately angry, and he was about to fight.

"It's too much, it's too much, they are clearly ridiculing our northern students as beasts."

"You must not let them go, blow their heads off, break their heads!"

A group of students are noisy and angry, and they are about to rush up to fight.

The students in the south were insulted just now, but they just fought back, and when they saw that the other party was angry first, they were even more angry.

rushed forward without hesitation, his face was flushed, and he picked up Wang Ba's punch and hit it.

The two sides suddenly huddled together.

Bao Zheng didn't expect him to write a few words, which caused such a big sensation, and he was a little stunned.

Zhan Zhao and Chu Chu were one left and one right, protecting Bao Zheng and Gongsun Ce in the middle, and if anyone dared to approach, they would stretch out their hands to ensure that one person fell to the ground holding his armpits.

The onlookers were inexplicably excited, and there were vendors selling melon seeds shouting behind them.

"Peanuts, melon seeds, roasted sweet potatoes!"

"Rock sugar gourd!"

"Liu Ji gourd wine, drink gourd wine, watch students fight, everything!"

The more and more people gathered, they directly blocked the road.

Some hands and feet are not clean, seeing so many wallets dangling in front of their eyes, how can they still bear it, as soon as they stretch out their hands on the left and on the right, their wealth will roll in.

But there are many people who succeed, and there are many people who lose, and when there are many people, the eyes are mixed, and the thief is on duty, and he is seen by others, and someone immediately shouts out.

As soon as the people around him touched the money bag on his body, he was suddenly so angry that he was deformed, and he didn't hesitate to turn around and fight.

The thief is not a fool either, and when he sees that he is discovered, he twists left and right, and walks through the crowd like a loach.

The person who loses the money may not necessarily hit anyone with his fist, and this time there will be a chain reaction, which will cause a big melee in the blink of an eye.

Three seconds ago, I knew who I was targeting, but after three seconds, it didn't matter, I would hit whoever I was behind my back, anyway, it was enjoyable.

Seeing that the noise is getting bigger and bigger, many people are eyeing the natural residence.

Sneakily rushed forward, seemingly wanting to take advantage of the crowds to grab a wave.

The shopkeeper has a lot of experience, so he immediately gave a few looks, and several shopkeepers quickly returned to the store and closed the door with a click.

Come on, there's no need to grab it, so go back and continue to touch your wallet.

Who has the most wallets? They are not yet students, they go to Beijing to take the exam, with the money for the hotel, the money for the return trip, and the money for buying horses.

Occasionally, I have to drink flower wine and reward people.

These scholars have the most bulging wallets.

The Bianliang rats in the capital know this kind of thing best, so they specially squeeze into the pile of readers.

Therefore, the scene is becoming more and more chaotic, making chickens and dogs jump.

At this moment, a gong sounded.

Dozens of officials held signs of evasion, shouting loudly and punching and kicking the crowd apart.

As soon as they saw the official sedan chair, everyone was silent, and honestly separated on both sides.

Four palanquin bearers carried the palanquin and inserted themselves all the way into the crowd, dividing the crowd into two piles.

There was a row of gongs in front of him, and the sound of clanging was deafening, and the scene was immediately suppressed.

Then there was a long tune: "Master Cui has arrived!" ”

As soon as the curtain was lifted, an official in a green robe walked out slowly, his temperament was graceful, and his face was like a crown of jade.

I came in the morning and took a look at the chaotic group of students.

Then he raised his head, looked at the couplet and said: "The birds fly in the east and the west, the phoenixes everywhere go south, the south and the north go north, and the mountains and beasts bow their heads."

It's far-fetched, I don't know what to say, who wrote these two couplets? ”

"Tell your lord, is this what Bao Zheng wrote?" Nguyen Van Hao immediately sued Diao.

Master Cui glanced at him: "Shanglian was also written by him?" ”

"The uplink was written by a student."

"Since it's two sides scolding, you can't scold others, you have to fight, isn't it unreasonable?"

Ruan Wenhao was not afraid, and said: "My lord's words are wrong, I just came out with a couplet, and I have no other meaning, but it is a bit excessive for Bao Zheng to scold people, does this clearly mean that our northern students are not as good as beasts?" Even adults, you're ......."

"You guys are so strong, you can't blame Bao Zheng for this matter at all." Gongsun Ce stood up and said: "From the very beginning, it was Ruan Wenhao who was provoking, and it was they who deceived people too much, and Bao Zheng was forced to fight back. ”

"I don't care who is right or wrong, I just arrest whoever makes trouble, you think everyone is a famous talent in your hometown. I came to the capital after all the hard work, in order to gain fame in the exam, not to fight and be angry, and now I don't study hard and prepare for the exam for five days in a row, but I am not ashamed to do something boring here, is it shameful to lose face?

I dare to say that I am a disciple of Confucius, in case I go to high school, I will be an official in the same dynasty in the future, what face does this matter have to stand on the court today?

For these little things, I hurt my peace, maybe when I will lose a big one because of a small thing, and you weigh the pros and cons yourself, and you don't need to explain it in detail by the official, right? ”

There was a commotion among the scholars.

The onlookers were disappointed.

"This Lord Cui, if you don't come early, you won't come late, but he came at the most exciting time, let's go, let's go, I guess there's nothing lively to see!"

"That is to say, these students are willing to fight, you just let him fight, I still want to wait for the bleeding to get some home and cook soup for my son to drink, maybe it will be contaminated with the blood of the reader, and my son will be able to open his mind."

"Hey, you have a good idea, why didn't you tell me just now?"

"Stupid, I'm going to tell you, you can't rob me, there are so many readers, alas, there isn't much blood in the boy, not to mention it's just a fight, it's good that these soft feet and legs can scratch their skin."

"It's a pity, it's a pity!"

The onlookers sighed and dispersed.

When the surrounding students heard what they said, they were dripping in cold sweat and were afraid for a while.

The corners of Lord Cui's mouth hooked a smile, and said: "It seems that you have also figured it out, then I will not say more, even if I make peace today, you will also give me ice to release my suspicions, whether you are willing to shake hands and say goodbye, the official can't care, but the second time is definitely not allowed!" Otherwise, you will be in good hands! ”

With that, he threw off his robe, got into the sedan chair, and gradually walked away.

The students of the north and south looked at each other in embarrassment, and they all made excuses and dispersed.

Ruan Wenhao snorted with his sleeves and left with a few followers.

Bao Zheng and Gongsun Ce glanced at each other, and they both felt quite happy.

"Let's go, I won a game today, I'll invite you to dinner!"

Zhan Zhao said: "The owner of this natural residence is timid and afraid, and closed the store early, where can I go to eat?" ”

"The capital is so big, there are many restaurants, there is silver on your body, and I am afraid that there is no place to eat, come with me, and take your little bald head to eat a good meal."

Gongsun Ce waved his hand, led a few people to turn a street, and entered the Yizhuang Hotel.

Carp leaps.

Wanting to jump the dragon gate for the carp is a good sign for the students, so there are a lot of students here.

There are also a lot of people coming and going in the hall, Xiao Er walks through, the food is fragrant, and it is very lively.

A few people found a table and sat down, and before they could speak, the shopkeeper came up, nodded and said, "Seeing that this son's face is like black charcoal, I think it should be Bao Zheng Bao Gongzi." ”

The shopkeeper looked determined.

Gongsun Ce said with a smile: "This is unusual, I didn't expect your reputation of black charcoal to reach the ears of the shopkeeper, and it is really famous." ”

Listening to him tease, Chu Chu and Zhan Zhao were snickering.

Bao Zheng was also a little confused, arched his hand, and said: "I am Bao Zheng, I don't know if you are?" ”

"The small one is called eight catties, it is the second shop here, Bao Zheng Gongzi, you came just in time, our shopkeeper has been waiting for a long time, someone has booked a good upper room here for you, eating and living, all of them have paid the silver first, just waiting for you to come!"

Everyone was surprised: "Who is there such a good thing?" ”

Bao Heizi also wondered: "There are no relatives and friends in the capital." ”

"Who paid for it?"

"I don't know about this, I have to ask our shopkeeper, but looking at the shopkeeper's appearance, it is estimated that he is a big person, even if you ask him, he will not say."

"That's right!"

Everyone thought about it for a long time, but they didn't come up with four, five or six, so they simply didn't care.

Bao Heizi shook his head: "Forget it, forget it, my stomach is hungry, it's important to eat first, and when I turn around and find out who gave the money, let's return the silver to him." ”

A few people sat down, poured a cup of tea for the four of them, Bao Zheng took a sip of the teacup, and said, "Bring me a fresh bamboo shoot......"

"Stir-fried pork slices with fresh bamboo shoots, right?"

Before Bao Zheng finished speaking, the shopkeeper dragged a tray from the side and put a plate of fried pork slices with fresh bamboo shoots on the table.

The crowd was amazed.

"How do you know I want this dish?"

"Weird and weird!"

Bajin said with a smile: "I know that you are the son of Bao Zheng, so I ordered the kitchen to make things so early, so naturally I will give it to you!" ”

"It's strange that someone has already ordered it!"

Zhan Zhao hurriedly said: "Then I want a ......"

Bajin directly interrupted him: "Mapo tofu is right, there is!" ”

As soon as the words fell, another tray came, and a plate of mapo tofu was put down, and the mapo tofu was still steaming, and at a glance, I knew that it was freshly baked.

Everyone was even more surprised, even Zhanzhao ordered whatever he wanted to eat first.

Chu Chu hurriedly said: "Then I want to ......"

"Needless to say, what you must have is jade cabbage, there are also it, use it slowly!"

The shopkeeper dragged it over directly, put a plate of jade cabbage sum on the table, and then brought a pot of wine with his hands and feet, and made up four more dried and fresh things, wiped the table with a smile, and turned to leave.

Everyone wondered.

"Who is so powerful? Do you even know what we want to order? ”

"This mysterious person is really interesting, and he must be a very familiar person to book us a room and give us a recipe!"

Bao Heizi said: "This person is so familiar with our living habits, I have seven points to guess who he is!" ”

"Who is it?"

At this time, there was a shout for help from the door, followed by the sound of beating people.

Everyone looked out, but Bao Zheng stood still and snorted: "So arrogant and unreasonable, I have nine points to guess who this person is?" ”

"Who is it? Who the hell is it? Zhan Zhao asked again and again, his curiosity was broken.

The shopkeeper stumbled in, shouting for help, while covering his ears and saying sadly: "Help, this girl is crazy!" ”

Then came a familiar voice.

"You're still crazy! Miss Ben is Miss Pang San! ”

Turning the screen, a familiar figure appeared in front of several people, Chu Chu stood up in surprise and shouted, "Feiyan, it's you!" ”

A smile appeared at the corner of Bao Zheng's mouth, picked up a piece of tofu and threw it into his mouth, and shook his head: "Isn't she the one who is mysterious!" ”