On this morning, Aunt Bao got up early in the morning, put three sticks of incense on her dead ghost husband as usual, folded her hands, and chattered in front of him.

"You have to bless Bao Zheng High School. When you arrive in the capital, don't be angry with others, and don't be bullied. When he wins the champion and comes back in a beautiful way, our family will be regarded as a glorious lintel, yes, find him a daughter-in-law.

This stinky boy is simply an elm head, and so many girls around him like him, but he doesn't open his mind, and he really me off.

When can I hold my grandson......"

As soon as he said that, there was a knock at the door.

"Aunt Bao, I'm not at home, I'm Qi Shan!"

Aunt Bao is a little strange, although the Qi Yuanwai next door is friendly, she rarely interacts with her neighbors.

Although he said hello every time he met, he only nodded and never came to the door.

Coming here so early this time, is there some kind of headache and brain fever?

Thinking so in his heart, he agreed from afar, and quickly stepped forward to open the courtyard door.

As soon as the two met, Qi Shan said with a smile: "Aunt Bao, I'm here to ask for money." ”

"It's Qi Shan, what kind of dumb riddle are you playing with me early in the morning? Let's talk about it! ”

"You can't say it, you can't say it." Qi Shan shook his head with a smile, took out an envelope from his arms, handed a post to Aunt Bao, and said, "You still need to see this matter yourself." ”

Aunt Bao took it, glanced at Qi Shan, and said, "I want to see what the hell you do?" ”

When I picked up the post, I knew that it was a wedding post, and when I looked at the names on it, Aunt Bao was suddenly taken aback.

"Bao Zheng and Ling Chuchu? How did these two children get married without making a sound? ”

Then I hurriedly opened the envelope, took out a few letters, and quickly browsed through them after opening them.

"Forced to marry? It's good, it's good! Bao Zheng, this stinky boy is out of tune all day long, if no one forces him twice, he, maybe when will he marry me.

Well, this time, my eldest grandson is hopeful! ”

Aunt Bao was very happy, raised her head with a smile on her face, pulled Qi Shan in, and said enthusiastically: "Qi Shan, thank you for sending the letter." This is really good news, our family's black charcoal, finally got married, Chu Chu, this girl is really good, I like it a lot, don't say it, I also asked the black charcoal at the beginning, and asked him whether he likes Chu Chu or Chang Yu, but he is a, and he didn't say a word with three sticks.

It's okay now, it's okay now. When? I must meet my father-in-law, who is courageous, responsible, and a good man, right, right.

I've got to hurry up and prepare a bride price. ”

Aunt Bao spoke like a cannon in her mouth, and she didn't know what to do.

Qi Shan hurriedly pulled her and said: "Don't toss, Chu Chu and their family are from the rivers and lakes, and they don't care about this, our two families, the bride price is the bride price, the dowry is the dowry, just take the slips, write how you want to write it, exchange it with each other, and cancel it out like this, and save money and trouble." ”

Aunt Bao was stunned for a moment: "This, how can this work?" This is a rule passed down from our ancestors. ”

"You don't know, naked marriage is not popular these days, but it is not uncommon. For Bao Zheng's North Drift, it is suitable! ”

Aunt Bao was stunned, and she didn't know if she understood or not, but she was very happy anyway, and after sitting for a while, she hurriedly went out to buy chickens and fish.

Make a good meal and thank Qi Shan.

Qi Shan pushed twice with tears and laughter, and didn't drag Aunt Bao back, so he just let her go.

These days, Qi Shan has not gone out at home.

Through nanoworms and virtual imaging devices, the body of Boss Ling can be controlled remotely in full immersion.

It feels very enjoyable, it's like playing a live-action game, seeing Taishi Pang, forcing Bao Zheng and Chu Chu to get married, which is a regret of watching the TV series at the beginning.

Sitting alone in the living room drinking tea, Qi Shan's eyes changed brightly and darkly.

After this section, it's time to arrange the regular things a little.

Is this time a boost, or a drag?

A smile appeared on the corner of Qi Shan's mouth.

——

In Master Pang's mansion, the people were silent.

Master Pang is a calm person, he has never lost his temper, no matter how big the predicament or how big the situation is, he has a graceful bearing, as if everything is under control.

That calm and lofty posture is not deliberately expressed, but naturally emanates from the inside out.

Usually, the subordinates of Taishi Pang's mansion are proud of Taishi's bearing.

But today, Master Pang smashed the cup uncharacteristically, and his face twisted angrily.

Although he didn't get angry at anyone, this angry expression made people shiver.

He is the head of the family, and the pillars of the family are a little disturbed, and the whole family is alarmed.

It happened that the three-year term of the two sons-in-law expired and they were transferred back to the Ministry of Officials from Yunnan to become officials.

It was a lively time at home, and the old man lost his temper, but the movement was quite small.

Fortunately, Master Pang has been in the top position for a long time, and he has the kung fu to control anger, plus the city government is extremely deep, so it was adjusted in just a short time.

After a few good words, he persuaded the relieved women to leave, leaving his son-in-law to talk to him for a few words, and his mind slowly calmed down.

This time he was planted, Qi Shan gave him a ruthless hand, he mobilized 3,000 soldiers without authorization, and all of them were explained there.

The fact that he was able to escape with his life was the result of the other party's noble hand, and he only took it for granted that he had been in charge of the life and death of others for many years.

Once someone else controls his life and death, it is better to live than to die.

He even felt that the other party was not forgiving or kind to let him go, but just wanted him to bear the humiliation of his crotch.

The second son-in-law is a person who understands the rules, although he is clever, he has been in officialdom for a long time, knows how to observe words and feelings, and knows how to discern other people's hearts.

He had long seen that his father-in-law was absent-minded, and although he did not answer the preface and the afterword when he spoke, he would always react a few beats slower.

I had doubts in my heart, but I didn't dare to say it.

Master Pang naturally felt it, and as soon as he stopped talking, he sent his son-in-law away.

I shut myself in my study and thought quietly.

He had been in charge of the military for a long time and knew a lot about military affairs.

When he was in Yinyi Village, although the other party did not show his strength, in the surrounding woods, birds and beasts did not dare to fall, indicating that there must be a large group of soldiers and horses hidden in the forest.

However, the other party kills people but uses poison and does not show their strength, which is worth pondering.

After sitting quietly for a long time, Master Pang slowly opened his eyes and snorted coldly: "Mingyue Fang?" Sure enough, sure enough. ”

——

Bianliang, the capital city, is prosperous, the street is crowded, hawkers, lively and extraordinary.

The four of them met Gongsun Ce on the street.

Everyone was very happy and chatted with each other, and Gongsun Ce said that he wanted to invite everyone to dinner and pick up the wind for Bao Hei and his party.

He knows Chu Chu, when the crown prince of Goryeo was murdered, she was involved, the two had an intersection, and he knew that she was a child of the rivers and lakes with a big temperament.

Unexpectedly, this meeting, but she dressed up as a little woman, and kept following Bao Zheng, who had a heroic and sassy temperament, received three points, pressed five points, and only two points remained.

It made Gongsun Ce feel weird and abnormal.

Zhanzhao is a fast-talker, so he told everything that happened in Yinyi Village, and finally said that Chu Chu's father forced Bao Zheng to marry Chu Chu.

Gongsun Ce suddenly realized, he looked at the two of them with strange eyes, I don't know whether it was envy or pity, he shook his head and sighed.

At the entrance of the natural home.

Several people saw the uplink on the front at a glance.

Zhan Zhao said: "The guest is a natural guest in the sky, this couplet is interesting, but how can there only be a couplet?" ”

Gongsun Ce smiled proudly: "The owner of this hotel loves vassal elegance, so he sets up a ring here, if someone can make a match within three days, he can leave a name tag in the hotel, and the meal is free for three days." ”

"And so good?" Chu Chu was surprised.

Gongsun Ce said: "Of course, the Bianliang literary style is prevalent, there are people reading everywhere, and even the shopkeeper can say two sentences, so this place of comparison abounds, just like this natural residence, which is the premier restaurant in the capital."

For the sake of fame, many literati and artists will come here to compete, just to be able to leave their names on the wall and teleport the four people. ”

Bao Zheng nodded again and again: "This is an inverted couplet, and the next sentence is like the reflection of the previous sentence, which is indeed a little difficult." ”

Chu Chu asked, "Who came up with such a difficult couplet?" ”

Bao Zheng smiled: "Look at the layout of this couplet, and then look at the look of ambition on Brother Gongsun's face, who do you say came out?" ”

Zhan Zhao sighed: "It turned out to be Brother Gongsun!" ”

"My pair of upper couplets, it's been three days and no one has come out of the lower couplet, so today I'm going to make a cheap east, and I invite you to go in for dinner."

"That's a good thing, let's go in and eat!"

At this time, three scholars walked out of the hotel, all with triumphant expressions on their faces.

There was a shopkeeper next to him, who walked out with a roll of couplets and hung it on the flagpole of his hand.

As soon as the couplet was shaken open, some of the surrounding spectators read it aloud.

"People have passed the Great Buddha Temple, and the Temple Buddha has been bigger than people. Good couplet, neat couplet, good couplet! ”

"But I think this artistic conception ......"

"Be careful what you say? Didn't you see that this couplet was made by the scholar? Do you know who he is? He was a big hit three years ago, called Ruan Van Hao, but he was a famous talent. ”

"It turned out to be him, if it was him, then there would be no problem!"

"Look at him, not only him, but also Zhang Jing next to him, who was also popular three years ago, so many talented people get together, I'm afraid there will be a good show to watch."

"Shut up, shut up, I think they're going to quarrel!"

As soon as these words came out, the surroundings were boiling, and the crowd quickly gathered and circled, all staring at the few scholars in the middle, waiting for them to perform.

Sure enough, a scholar next to him walked out and said with an angry face: "Brother Ruan Wenhao, this person is the one who broke my couplet, he called Gongsun Ce from Luzhou, a southerner who dared to splash our northerners' couplet, he simply didn't look at us northerners." Today you must give us a breath. ”

Bao Zheng hugged his fists and said: "This brother, we are all scholars, why do we need to be more serious?" It's just a matter of meeting friends with words! ”

Ruan Wenhao said: "Your name is Bao Zheng, right? Just listen to you say this, you know that you have not read the Four Books and Five Classics deeply, how can the article not be more serious?

The article is an eternal event, and Cao Pi, the king of Wei, once said that the article is a great cause of the country, an immortal event, how can you not be serious? You southerners are really shallow! ”

Bao Zheng was a little overwhelmed, not knowing where this hostility came from.

Chu Chu frowned and gritted his teeth, eager to immediately draw his sword and cut down the scholars in front of him to the ground, Zhan Zhao was also a little angry, he now admired Brother Bao the most.

Brother Bao, who dared to scold him, was eager to beat these scholars to death with a stick.

Gongsun Ce played a round and said: "Okay, okay, don't be angry with a few people who don't know what to say here, today is a good day for you to rush to the capital, I invite you to dinner, and after I wash the dust for you, I will teach these things that are not long-sighted!" ”

After saying that, he was going to take a few people inside.

Gongsun Ce's words were quite unkind, and the few scholars on the opposite side were already arrogant, and they exploded on the spot when they heard this.

"You can't go, what do you mean by that? Look down on us northern scholars, right? ”

"Look at Brother Wen Hao, he is such a virtuous person."

"For a person of such character, what kind of imperial examination do you take, hurry up and go home!"

Ruan Wenhao waved his hand, smiled coldly, turned to the shopkeeper and said, "Bring me a pen, I want to make a couplet." ”

This is the second shopkeeper in Bianliang, Beijing, the scholars are jealous, and there are more incidents of needle-tip against Mai Mang, so it is not a matter of concern at all.

As soon as he shouted here, he had already prepared it over there, and he brought it up with a tray.

This Ruan Wenhao is also good, picked up the brush and unfolded the scroll, brushed a little bit, and wrote a couplet without thinking.

Immediately afterwards, someone took off the previous inverted couplet and replaced it with this new upper couplet.

The crowd who had been waiting to see the excitement for a long time was inexplicable, and they stretched out their fingers one by one and read: "The birds fly in the east and the west, and the phoenixes everywhere are difficult to get footfoot." ”

"Wow, that's a good couplet."

Among the onlookers in the party, there were already a lot of scholars in the southeast who were rushing to take the exam, and when they saw this couplet, they immediately exploded.

"Bullying people is too much, bullying people is too much, isn't this a shame for our students in the southeast, it is difficult to gain a foothold in the north?"

"It's too much, you can't be humiliated!"

There was a sudden shout from the crowd.

Ruan Wenhao was triumphant: "Yes, yes, you can understand the meaning of my couplet, and you haven't read in vain."

I'm sorry, but it's a bit of a rude, but it's true.

Nine times out of ten today's civil and military officials are northerners, which shows that we northerners are outstanding people, and I think your efforts in this examination are also in vain. Why don't you go back! ”

The students around him suddenly burst into a burst of rampant laughter and said in unison, "Why don't you go back!" ”