Wang Banxian closed his eyes and muttered, his lips moved quickly, his voice was very small, and the words he said were a little strange, Ji Yang listened with a serious look, but listening to it, Ji Yang found that something was wrong.

Ji Yang's ear power is different from ordinary people, even if the other party's voice is small and the words are not clear, but after listening carefully, he still understands it.

"I'll go, shouldn't you be professional as a liar, if you just chant a mantra, shouldn't you also search on the Internet, and you can search for everything, so you can say something that others don't understand." ”

"What eats grapes without spitting out grape skins, does not eat grapes until spitting out grape skins, the flat arm is long, the bench is wide, the bench is not as long as the flat arm, the flat arm is not as wide as the bench, the flat arm should be tied to the bench, and the bench does not let the flat arm be tied to the bench......"

Messing around, this Wang Banxian was actually saying tongue twisters, but his voice was a little strange, and his voice was so small that ordinary people couldn't hear it at all.

Ji Yang was a little annoyed when he heard it, but where was Wang Banxian still reading, this would have been read to forty-four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, forty is forty, and I don't know what else he will read if he continues to read it.

"Nima, I'm going to whip you up if you read it again. ”

Ji Yang was unhappy in his heart, he had already had the urge to smoke the other party, and just when he couldn't stand it anymore, Wang Banxian stopped.

"Hey, it's all a catastrophe. ”

Wang Banxian sighed and looked at Ji Yang helplessly.

"Catastrophe?Wang Banxian, isn't my situation very serious, what's wrong with me?"

Ji Yang looked at Wang Banxian with an idiot on his face, looking very concerned.

He really shouldn't have gone to any medical university, he should go to film school, art school, maybe the next little golden man will be his, he himself admires himself for pretending to be crazy and stupid.

"The so-called heavenly opportunity cannot be revealed. ”

Wang Banxian pretended to be mysterious.

"Tianji, your sister, you haven't figured it out at all, you like to act, I'll always accompany you to act. ”

Ji Yang sneered in his heart, but on the surface he still had a very scared expression.

"Wang Banxian, don't scare me, I'm cowardly. ”

"The secret of heaven must not be revealed, so can I solve this catastrophe?"

"Boy, are you insulting me? Who am I, I am a king and a half-immortal, and there is no calamity in this world that I can't solve. ”

Through the sunglasses, Wang Banxian's eyes flickered, and the more anxious Ji Yang was, the happier he was in his heart, because such a person was the easiest to pit.

"Then help me. ”

Ji Yang said with a bit of pleading.

"Hey, of course it's no problem to help you, but if I want to help you break the catastrophe, I will lose my lifespan, and in order to save my life, I have to deal with the gods and ghosts of heaven and earth, and I have to do it. ”

"I can do it for you, but you have to pay for the money up and down. ”

"Your money is not for me, it's for them. ”

In the end, Wang Banxian's hand also pointed to the sky and then to the earth.

"I understand, I understand, I must pay for this money, how much does it take?"

"You can also see that I am a poor boy, and I don't have any money, so don't have too much money, otherwise I can't afford it. ”

Ji Yang said with a pitiful look.

"What are you talking about, it looks like I'm asking you for money. ”

Wang Banxian's face changed slightly, and he shouted softly with some unhappiness.

"Wang Banxian, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean that, then you say, how much do they want. ”

Obviously, he asked for money himself, and he pushed this matter to Heaven and Earth, but if you think about it, every time Ji Yang trades with someone from Heaven and Earth, the other party is very dark.

"These!"

Wang Banxian stretched out his right hand, and shook it in front of Ji Yang with his five fingers apart.

"Five pieces, then I have it. ”

While speaking, Ji Yang really took out five yuan from his arms and handed it to Wang Banxian.

Seeing Ji Yang take out five yuan, the corners of Wang Banxian's mouth also twitched.

"Damn, this kid is really stupid, he is embarrassed to take out five yuan, I am really Wang Banxian is asking for food. ”

Wang Banxian thought in his heart, and his head also shook.

"It's not. ”

"That's fifty, fifty, I'll have to look for it. ”

Ji Yang has a hairy fifty, and he doesn't have much money on him, and he spent more than a hundred on a string with Li Zixuan before, but he can't make up ten yuan even if he turns his pockets up, and he pays back fifty.

Seeing that Ji Yang began to rummage over the money on his body, Wang Banxian almost didn't vomit blood, why did he waste so much talk with him for fifty yuan.

"You don't have to look for it, it's not fifty, it's five hundred. ”

Wang Banxian said loudly.

"What, five hundred, it's too dark, isn't it?"

Ji Yang's eyes widened and he blurted out.

Could it be that when a scammer really makes so much money, he will ask for 500 yuan for a mouth, and 500 yuan is enough for his food expenses for a month.

"What are you talking about, are you saying that I am black, or are you saying that they are black? ”

Wang Banxian was also unhappy at this time, and his hand first pointed at himself, and then pointed at heaven and earth.

This time, Ji Yang didn't speak, but looked out the window, he still had one stop to arrive, and he didn't have the heart to continue acting with the other party.

"You're as dark as they are. ”

I asked Hua Tuo to learn a lesson, and the other party asked for his 10,000 merits, and Wang Banxian in front of him said that two tongue twisters cost 500, and even if he bought a ticket to watch the play, he wouldn't need so much.

"Boy, I think you don't want to break the robbery, right, you are now blackened in the hall, faintly red, you will have a bloody disaster recently, if you talk nonsense again, I won't care about you." ”

Hearing Ji Yang say this, Wang Banxian was also angry, and he also said that Ji Yang's situation was even more serious.

"That Wang Banxian, let me ask you something?"

Ji Yang smiled faintly and said softly.

"Asked. ”

Wang Banxian leaned back in a posture of asking whatever you wanted.

"You are such a god, you know that others have a bloody disaster when you look at other people's faces, you tell fortunes to people every day, have you ever calculated for yourself?"

Ji Yang's face was a little closer to Wang Banxian and asked.

Wang Banxian saw Ji Yang's face close to him, and his body unconsciously leaned back, but the seat was so big, where could he hide.

"What do you mean?"

Wang Banxian frowned and asked coldly.

"It means, I see that your Yin Hall is black, and there is a faint red light, I count you as having a bloody disaster!"

Jiyang scholar Wang Banxian's tone, and at the same time pinched his hand, and said matter-of-factly.

"Nonsense, how could I have a bloody disaster. ”

Wang Banxian shouted softly with some dissatisfaction.

"You don't believe it, I don't believe you get out of the car with me, if I miscalculate, how about I give you 5,000?"

Ji Yang had already arrived at the station, and while he was talking, Ji Yang also walked to the back door to get off the train.

He fooled the other party for a night but didn't get a penny, Wang Banxian was definitely unwilling, and when he heard Ji Yang say this at this time, although he was suspicious in his heart, he still got out of the car when he thought of five thousand yuan.

"I'd like to see what the hell this kid is up to. ”

When Ji Yang saw that Wang Banxian really got out of the car with him, this guy was definitely fascinated by money.

"Didn't you say that I had a bloody plague? ”

Wang Banxian is really underwhelmed now, and he stretched out his hand to ask Ji Yang for five thousand yuan.

Ji Yang smiled coldly and didn't speak, and hit Wang Banxian's nose with a punch, and two red streams instantly flowed out of Wang Banxian's nose.