The tragic Tian Tao was not only inserted into his butt by the chopsticks thrown by Ji Yang, but also the impartial red heart, listening to Tian Tao's sour cry, Ji Yang was about to laugh.

"Hahaha, I'm so talented, I didn't want to stick chopsticks in his place, it was a pure accident, a pure accident. ”

Ji Yang laughed and whispered to Li Zixuan, whose face was a little unnatural.

I really don't know if there will be a shadow in Tian Tao's heart after tonight, and whether he will feel a chrysanthemum tightening when he sees the chopsticks.

"Ji Yang, you're too ......"

Li Zixuan's expression was a little embarrassed, when she thought that Tian Tao was blown up by a chopstick, she was embarrassed to laugh, and she couldn't help it if she didn't laugh, and her whole expression looked weird.

"Don't worry, it's okay. ”

"Being so troubled by them, I don't think you have the idea of continuing to eat, so let's pay and leave." ”

Ignoring the few people lying on the ground, Ji Yang took one last look at Tian Tao, who was squatting on the ground with his buttocks covered, and asked with a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth.

"Well, let's go, then. ”

Where is Li Zixuan still in the mood to continue eating, looking at the crayfish that is still half serving, she is really reluctant, but in the end she chose to leave.

Anyway, if you want to eat it in the future, you can eat it again.

"What's wrong with you, why do you look sullen?"

Sending Li Zixuan to the car, Ji Yang found that Li Zixuan had been very unhappy since she left the barbecue stall.

"Is it because I beat Tian Tao and they are not happy?"

Ji Yang continued to ask again.

"No, Tian Tao looked like he was beaten and deserved to be beaten. ”

"Originally, the two of us could have a good meal alone tonight, but we all let Tian Tao, the bastard, destroy it, and I hate him to death now. ”

Li Zixuan said without thinking about it, but she blushed as soon as she said it.

Ji Yang looked at Li Zixuan, who was blushing, and just smiled slightly, it turned out that this girl was unhappy because the date was ruined, it seems that this girl is indeed a little interesting to herself.

"Brother's charm value is definitely up to the rocket, even the school flower of Linhai Medical University, the standard Bai Fumei Li Zixuan fell under his jeans, brother is too good. ”

Ji Yang couldn't help but start to feel proud at this time, now if there is a gust of wind blowing, this guy will probably have to fly.

"Ji Yang, are you okay?"

Li Zixuan found that Ji Yang had his eyes closed, with a look of enjoyment, but he didn't speak, he just asked.

"Ah, ahem, it's okay, it's okay. ”

"You don't have to be angry with Tian Tao, it's not worth being angry with someone like him, next time we have the opportunity to eat crayfish together and grill the kidneys." ”

I was a little carried away just now, Li Zixuan woke up Ji Yang, and Ji Yang also coughed softly twice, making himself not embarrassed.

"Stinky rascal, whoever eats roasted kidneys with you, you can eat it yourself, hum!"

As soon as it came to roasting her kidneys, Li Zixuan's stomach was uncomfortable, she rolled her eyes at Ji Yang, snorted coldly, got into the car and stepped on the accelerator, and drove away by herself.

"I'll go, big sister, don't go, I haven't gotten in the car yet!"

Looking at the car that quickly disappeared from sight, Ji Yang looked bitter.

"Women's faces are like flipping books, they change when they say they change, they used to look like they were going to die or live if they couldn't date themselves, but now they have left me alone, I am recruiting someone to provoke whom. ”

Fortunately, it was not too late, and Jiyang still had the last bus to take.

"I'm already a cow who can communicate with heaven and earth, but now I can only squeeze the bus every day, it's really enough. ”

Thinking that in order to accumulate merit, he missed the opportunity to become a millionaire again and again, Ji Yang was very depressed.

When I used to read novels, the protagonists of those novels were invincible in the world if they didn't have a golden finger, and there were a lot of money, beauties, and power.

But now he has the same golden finger as the protagonists of those novels, even better than their golden finger, but he is so miserable.

"There were once five million in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it until I lost it, and I dared to ask if there was anything more painful in the world!"

Ji Yang stomped his foot very depressed, the soles of his feet fell to the ground, and a miserable scream sounded.

"Oh...... Dare to ask what is the most painful thing in the world, and that is that you stepped on my foot. ”

was distracted, Ji Yang didn't pay attention to when someone was sitting next to him, and he just stepped on the other party's foot this time.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't see it. ”

Ji Yang apologized a little embarrassed.

"Okay, don't apologize, Wang Banxian, I'll pinch my fingers, you kid is out of love. ”

At first glance, this person was about fifty years old, wearing a black coat, black glasses, and a mustache.

In his hand, he also held a gray-white canvas, on which it was written that Wang Banxian was a fortune-teller, and it was not allowed to ask for money.

I rubbed it, I stepped on this foot really accurately, I actually stepped on a fortune teller, this dress is in place, but there is no real material, this has to let Ji Yang try.

Anyway, it will take some time to get to the station, and if you are idle, you will be idle, and Ji Yang is also planning to talk to this guy who calls himself a half-immortal for a while.

"How do you know I'm out of love, are you a fortune teller?"

Ji Yang looked like I was very white and I didn't understand anything, and he was stunned when he spoke.

Seeing Ji Yang's appearance, Wang Banxian's eyes under his glasses couldn't help narrowing, and he also smiled proudly in his heart, he really didn't expect that he would be able to meet someone in the car who gave money when he went home.

"Boy, I am known as Wang Banxian, just you, I know at a glance that your recent relationship is not going well, the peach blossoms are declining, and your financial luck is not good. ”

Wang Banxian shook his head as he spoke.

"Look at your face, you should be a rich and noble person, and the peach blossom luck is also very vigorous, but look at your current appearance, Yintang is black, and you have been unlucky recently, if it continues like this, let alone rich and expensive, the peach blossoms are vigorous, and it is good if you can save your life." ”

This Wang Banxian also spoke with a head and a head, and sighed as he spoke, as if he was very sorry.

"I'll go to your uncle's, Lao Tzu's recent troubles are that the peach blossoms are too prosperous, and you still say that my peach blossoms are not lucky, this is definitely a liar. ”

"I'm unlucky, Yintang is black, this look is also cured, Lao Tzu is obviously full of red light, this white forehead can be used as a mirror for you, millions of dollars are sent to the door, that's brother don't, or who will squeeze the bus with you." ”

Ji Yang secretly scolded Wang Banxian for being a liar in his heart, but he still pretended to be reasonable as you said.

"Wang Banxian, I've really been unlucky lately, I've stuffed my teeth when I drink cold water, you can tell me how to break it. ”

Ji Yang urged very anxiously, seeing his expression, Wang Banxian was also even happier.

It hasn't opened for a day today, and now it's hard to run into a fool, and he's going to have to make a good fortune.

"How to break it, I'll have to calculate it for you. ”

Wang Banxian nodded, and then began to pinch the fingers, while pinching the fingers, he also muttered some words that ordinary people couldn't understand.