Sun Wukong's remarks made Tang Sanfu fall into a stupor, and he didn't think about whether Sun Wukong was lying to him.

Deception is only done if one party gains something.

What's more, he Tang Sanbu also knows that Sun Wukong is disdainful of deception!

A good roller shutter general has become a woman, and a good white dragon horse has become a third princess! also has a marriage with his senior brother Yang Jian, this is not scientific, nor is it true, and it is not a journey to the west!

Wait a minute!

Brother?

Yang Jian?

Isn't Yang Jian a disciple of Yuding Zhenren, how did he become my senior brother? It is said that his master is the Bodhi Patriarch, and it is not difficult to understand that he and Sun Wukong have become brothers, but what is going on with this Yang Jian?

"Oh, at the beginning, I made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, and finally fought with Senior Brother Yang Jian, and in the end, it was the master who rescued us, otherwise we would have been killed by the rest of the people who picked up the leak and took advantage of the chaos. Later, I learned that Yang Jianai was also a disciple of Bodhi Patriarch! The beginner started earlier than you and me, so is there anything strange about the senior brother? ”

"......" strange? Weird big, okay? It turns out that my master has accepted so many apprentices!

"Great Sage, who else is there in our division! Report it all, and I will be able to walk sideways in the Three Realms in the future! I see who dares to bully me, or I will ask my brothers and sisters to help me avenge!" ”

"It's gone." After a pause, Sun Wukong continued: "Oh, by the way, it seems that the third princess Nezha has an unclear relationship with the master, and I don't know how they developed. ”

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, why does this sound so awkward! The third princess Nezha? Isn't Nezha the third prince? How did you become a princess! Could it be that who made the mother again? What a god! What kind of players I've met here! ”

Could it be that the master is a GUY? So use the identity of the third prince as a cover-up ~ ornament ~ ornament ~ ornament ~ ornament ~ ornament ~!

Tang San's funeral unexpectedly became an African again.

Looking at the glimmer of golden light revealed in the felt hat that was somewhat damaged by lightning, Sun Wukong couldn't help but say, "Senior brother, what are you wearing on this head?" ”

This thing, the more Sun Wukong looks at it, the more it looks like a thing! That's the golden hoop when Situ Yi told him at the beginning! Even if the cultivation has reached the point where it is now, it is only one step away from reaching the quasi-saint realm, but if you are trapped by this thing, then there are only two choices left, obedience, obedience, and one more word, life is better than death!

At the beginning of Buddhism, there were not so many Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Arhats, and Enlightened Truths as there are now, and there were only a few people at the top, what should I do?

Rob!

The Buddha said, "This person is destined for me!" Click, put on the golden hoop and recite the mantra a few times, then this person will also be transformed into Buddhism.

Relying on this thing, Buddhism doesn't know how many people have been robbed, and with the development of Buddhism, gradually Buddhism's eating appearance is not so ugly.

The reason why he knew all this was because Situ Yi told him! By the way, Situ Yi also told him the story about him, the ending of the mouth of the Heavenly Palace!

It has been pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years!

If you are thirsty, drink copper juice, and eat iron pills when you are hungry!

All the spiritual essence of the body has been sucked away, and the foundation of the whole body has been destroyed!

From the high-spirited Monkey King, he has become a dull fighting Buddha.

Therefore, his dislike for Buddhism is no less than his dislike for the Jade Emperor!

And now, he has not been pressed under Wuzhi Mountain by Rulai, so it is natural to see who this golden hoop is for!

Looking at Tang San's funeral, who was wearing a golden hoop and smirking heartlessly, Sun Wukong didn't know what to say for a while.

"Do you know what this is?"

"Golden hoop! What's the matter, for the teacher, phew, don't I look good when I wear it? Tang Sanfu looked at the black-faced Monkey King and changed his words in time.

The Great Sage didn't care about Tang Seng's ambition at all, what he cared about was this golden hoop!

After touching the golden hoop, Tang Sanfu took it down, looked left and right, put it back on his head, took out a mirror, and said to himself: "Well, it really doesn't match my handsome face!" ”

Sun Wukong: "......" took it and took it down? This is taken down? The golden hoop on the head was taken down like this? The golden hoop of the Buddha Gate that I am afraid to avoid was taken down like this?

This is so unscientific, it doesn't cultivate the truth, and it doesn't travel to the west!

For a while, Sun Wukong was messy in the wind, and he didn't know what to say.

"Do you like it? If you like it, why don't you give it back to you? ”

Could it be that in addition to the tightening spell, there is also a loose hoop spell? As long as you don't want to wear it, you can take it off after reading it once?

"Senior brother, in addition to the tightening spell, this golden hoop also has a loose hoop spell?"

Tang Seng looked at Sun Wukong inexplicably, as if looking at a fool, and said: "No, Guanyin only taught me a mantra." ”

Monkey King: "...... You, if you're happy! It's true! ”

Sun Wukong turned around and got on the horse, and rushed to the west in the neighing of the white horse, leaving only Tang Seng in the smoke and dust to jump alone.

"Great sage, senior brother, wait for the poor monk! This sun is so poisonous, it will cause heat stroke! Even if you don't get heat stroke, it's not good to get a tan! If you get a tan, you won't like it! If you get tanned, no one will eat Tang monk meat! ”

Monkey King: Hehe, do you think I'll believe you? If you can take the golden hoop off your head, can you still suffer from heat stroke? Then I'd rather believe that the sow will go up the tree!

Although he complained in his heart, Sun Wukong, who was worried about his junior brother, still glanced back, and found that Tang Sanfu followed Bai Ma well, how fast Bai Ma ran, he appeared next to Bai Ma in one step.

Monkey King: MMP, even such a shrunken supernatural power will also suffer from heat stroke! I'm in you MLGB!

Walking and walking, listening to the sound of gurgling water in his ears, Tang Sanfu's eyes lit up, he stopped, and said, "Senior brother, have you ever heard the sound of water?" ”

Sun Wukong nodded and said, "If I'm not mistaken, this should be the Eagle Sorrow Stream!" That's where you call the White Dragon Horse! ”

Tilting his head and thinking for a while, Tang San asked without giving up: "Senior brother, are you sure that you must be sure, then the Dragon King of the West Sea does not have a third prince?" Only one third princess? ”

Sun Wukong also tilted his head and thought for a while, and said: "Although I have rarely gone out in the past few hundred years, I shouldn't be wrong, if the Dragon King of the West Sea gives birth to a child, then it is impossible not to inform the world!" After all, he didn't have a son. ”

The heirs of the Dragon King of the West Sea are all daughters? That should be called the West Sea Dragon Palace as the daughter country of the West Sea? Speaking of the daughter country, I don't know if the king of the daughter country really has such a country and a city, so that Tang San, who was originally not a Zen heart, will be overwhelmed by it!

I just don't know, will the poor monk fall in love with it when he goes?

Thinking about it, Tang San looked at the lake and became distracted. Inexplicably, Tang San's heart was full of that shadow.

"It's been so long, how are you?"