Chapter 77: I'd rather offend the villain than the woman!
Chapter 77: I'd rather offend the villain than the woman! (Page 1/1)
"Huh?"
Not long after, Sun Wukong sighed lightly in his mouth, which attracted the attention of Tang Sanfu.
Hearing Sun Wukong's whisper, Tang Sanyu immediately retracted his thoughts, came to Sun Wukong's side, and said excitedly: "Did you see my white dragon horse, didn't you, didn't you!" ”
"Look at it, it's seen, it's just ......" The Great Sage's eyes were a little strange.
Tang Sanfu at this time, where can he still take care of the strangeness in Sun Wukong's eyes, as soon as he heard that the white dragon horse was there, he immediately came to the edge of the Eagle Sorrow Stream, crossed his waist with one hand, and pointed at the Eagle Sorrow Stream with the other hand and scolded: "Okay, you little white dragon, the poor monks have all arrived at the Eagle Sorrow Stream, you still dare not come out!" ”
"You have the ability to eat horses, you have the ability to come out! Don't give the poor monk an explanation for this matter, the poor monk asked Sun Dasheng to overturn your eagle sorrow! ”
As he spoke, Tang Sanfu casually lifted a boulder on the side and threw it down.
Puff~
The boulder fell into the water, splashing a splash, wetting Tang Sanburi's face, wiping a handful of water on his face, Tang Sanbury scolded again.
Monkey King: "......"
White Dragon: "......"
MMP, I've never seen anyone so brazen! X2
Your eye saw the white dragon eating your horse, isn't your horse still eating grass on the side, who did you learn from this strong kung fu!
"Little White Dragon, come out!
Don't hide in there and keep quiet, I know you're inside.
You have the ability to eat the white horse of the poor monk, you have the ability to come out! ”
Sun Wukong held the golden hoop stick in one hand and his forehead in the other, as if he had kicked over this embarrassing guy.
Crash~
When Tang Sanfu was scolding, a white shadow rushed out of the water with a thunderous and jingling bell, flew in the air a few times, and came to Tang Sanfu's face!
I saw a white jade with a slender and beautiful dragon body looking at Tang San's burial with a flushed face, and the anger in his eyes could be seen by anyone.
Sun Wukong looked at the angry white dragon with a flushed face, put away the golden hoop stick, bent down at it, and said, "I've seen my sister-in-law." ”
"Sister-in-law...... Sister-in-law? Tang Sanfu froze. The mechanical version turned his head to look at Sun Wukong, with disbelief in his eyes.
Bai Long's face turned even redder, it could be said that he was angry with Tang San's burial before, but now his face was full of shame. A burst of white light flashed, and the white dragon turned into a beautiful, noble, and elegant woman standing there.
"Big ...... The Great Sage is courteous. "The voice is tactful and melodious, like water and song, clear and beautiful.
"You...... You, you, you, you call her sister-in-law? So...... "Tang San's burial is not stupid, thinking of what Sun Wukong said before, at this moment, where does he not know, who is the woman turned into by the white dragon!"
Over there is Yang Jian's daughter-in-law, the third princess of the Dragon King of the West Sea, Ao Cunxin!
With a gasp, Tang San's face was ugly, and he said unrelentingly: "Is it really her?" ”
Sun Wukong nodded in affirmation, and at the same time, he looked curiously at how Tang San's burial was done.
If Yang Jian's words just now were known...... Tsk tsk.
"I heard that Yang Jian's three-pointed two-edged gun has been sharpened for nearly three hundred years?"
Listening to Sun Wukong's words, Tang Sanfu wanted to cry even more without tears, turned his head like a dead master, and hugged his fist at Ao Cunxin and said, "See...... I've seen my sister-in-law. ”
Ao Cunxin was still very angry with Tang Sanfu before, but now when he heard Tang Sanfu's sister-in-law, he immediately became smiling, raised his hand to cover his pretty face, and said: "I know you, Tang Sanfu, husband's little junior brother, if you don't know my identity, you will not be blamed for your previous sins." ”
Tang Sanfu was immediately happy, if Yang Jian knew about the previous matter, he would definitely come to the poor monk with a three-pointed two-edged gun to settle accounts! If it can not be known by Yang Jian, it is naturally the best.
"Thank you, sister-in-law. Sister-in-law, have you eaten? Why don't you give this white horse to you to eat! ”
Sun Wukong: "......" Do you still have the idea of riding the third princess! What is not good, you send a white horse! Make, you keep doing!
Third Princess: "......" Do you want to tell your husband that his little junior brother is teasing me?
As if he was also aware of his gaffe, Tang San walked aside with a smile, secretly weeping and touching his wounded heart.
"Woo, Master, why is this Western behavior so bitter, why is the life of a poor monk so bitter! A senior brother came and snatched the horse, not to mention, and now there is another sister-in-law, Master, why are you accepting so many apprentices! The white dragon horse of the poor monk! The white dragon horse is gone! The poor monk wants to go all the way to the west of the sky! ”
"Wait a minute!" In order to keep his status in the scripture-learning team from declining, Tang Sanzang suddenly thought of a question!
"Can there be any girls in this scripture-learning team?"
Ao Cunxin looked at Tang San's burial, and looked a little embarrassed at Tang San's burial, so he said: "Well, although I don't know why, but my husband told me,
"What bastard would dare to make it clear that there can't be girls in the scripture-learning team? Which of the Buddhas is full of bags? What is said that all beings are equal, and there are no girls in the scripture-learning team, so what is the equality of all beings, is it called equality?
Men and women are not equal, how can all beings be equal? Isn't that an empty phrase?
Not to mention the scripture learning team, there is a woman in the Leiyin Temple! For example...... ""
"Guanyin, that women's clothing boss?" Tang Sanfu looked blankly at Ao Cunxin, who suddenly became fierce, and subconsciously took over the words.
"Yes!" Ao Cunxin looked at Tang San's burial in surprise and said, "That's what Husband said at the time!" That's why I'm here. "The husband said, let me rub a little merit from the scriptures, so that I can use the merit to give birth to a baby with my husband.
Bang Bang Bang ......
Three slaps in a row, Tang Sanfu slapped himself in the face.
"Call you a mouthful! Tell you to talk a lot! Tell you to talk a lot! ”
Ah sneeze~
Guanyin, who was far away in the South China Sea, sneezed for no reason, tightened the women's clothes on her body, and said suspiciously: "It's going to change the sky?" It's time to add clothes. ”
The eagle is sorrowful.
"So, junior brother, do you agree?" Ao Cunxin looked at Tang Sanfu and asked in surprise, with expectation in his eyes, that was the expectation for the future.
Tang San continued without giving up: "It's just ......"
"Just what?"
"It's just that this is a hundred and eight thousand miles to the west, and it must be walked, until now, we haven't even walked a fraction of it, and we have eaten and slept in the open along the way, and even the water may be very little, you are a marine creature, can you get used to it?"
Speaking of this, Tang Sanfu looked at Ao Cunxin expectantly, and said secretly: "I'm not used to it, I'm not used to it, let's say I'm not used to it!" ”
Which Cheng thought, Ao Cunxin looked at Tang Sanfu with emotion, and said: "I didn't expect the little junior brother to still think about me, I was so moved, I decided!" ”
"Don't go, don't go! You're not going! ”
"Don't tell your husband about what you offended me before."
Sun Wukong: "......" co-authored you, you have been thinking about this before!
Tang Sanfu: "......" Sure enough, what the master said is right, it is better to offend the villain than to offend the woman! Woman, really hold a grudge!
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