I told the dwarf to go to the village more often in the future, and I didn't care where he went, and after I went back, I wanted to tell him to go to the county tomorrow to see the opening day, and it can be seen that he is limping, but the words on his lips have changed their taste, so that he can rest.

When I woke up the next day, I didn't see the shorty, and I didn't wait until it was dark

Seeing him, I went to his house to see if Zhang Fang was there, but Zhang Fang was not at home either, thinking that tomorrow was the election meeting, and it might take a lot of money, so I didn't dare to delay, and I felt the county again overnight.

Of course, for my arrival, Zhang Fang and the two girls were excited, the three mothers-in-law dragged me hard, and in desperation, I had to go out to pee under the pretext of peeing, stepped on the motorcycle, and fled back to the village.

said that it was an election meeting, but in fact, there were few egg people, it was nothing more than a few village cadres chatting around and eating melon seeds, and then came to the stage one by one, a serious fart and bragging, this is not my nonsense, so many cadres all swore that they would do things for the people, what is this not a fart?

I'm not a cadre, I can only sit in the corner of the last row of the venue, the big head may be the finale, and I am the last to play, and when the county leader points to the head of Kang Village, no one at the bottom answers, I smiled, looked at the woman with sly eyes around me and said.

"Sister, you are in that village, the last one to give a speech just now was my brother, vote for him later, I will give you money!"

She didn't seem to believe me, she glanced at me sideways, and said with a hint of greed on her face when she saw me take out a handful of hundred-dollar bills from my pocket.

"I'm from the village of Xuanfu, our village chief doesn't know what's going on, and I haven't arrived yet, hey, it's not impossible to choose your brother, but you have to give me at least two hundred!"

Two hundred yuan is not a lot, I looked at the people in the venue, and there were less than fifty, so I grabbed a handful of bills, stuffed them all into her hand, patted the back of her hand and said.

"Sister, let's do it, you help me canvass for votes, if you want money, we will give money, if you want face, we will give face, and if you have more, I will honor you!"

She looked at the dozen coins in her hand, and immediately moved, nodded, and moved to the front to get busy, I sat lazily behind and watched, and after a while, I was nominated, and the big head was really among them.

From voting to checking, the process is very cumbersome, but when the results come out, I am a little uneasy, is the village chief Kang who did not come actually ranked first, so angry that I went crazy on the spot, pointed at several leaders on the stage and scolded Qili loudly.

"I also chose your uncle, it's all fucking decided, how much benefit fee have you received, aren't you afraid of being sued?"

When I was the village head, I also met with those leaders a few times, they knew me, and when they saw me scolding in the back, the leaders who thought that they were elite immediately pulled down their faces, slapped their bodies on the table, pointed at my nose and said.

"Li Shan, you are no longer the village head, you still dare to talk nonsense here, come here, call the police to take them away!"

I glanced at it, this man was not a face, but I don't know what position he held, but he thought that calling the police would scare me? I snorted coldly, walked from behind to the front, pointed at his nose and began to scold!

"What's the matter, the thief shouted to catch the thief, if you want to call the police, hurry up, Lao Tzu can still be afraid of you, become a cadre of sesame mung beans, you really think you are an official, the county magistrate Jiang has been brought down by Lao Tzu, if you don't call the police today, Lao Tzu is your grandfather!"

Seeing that I mentioned the county magistrate Jiang, the face of the leader who stood up suddenly changed greatly, changed to a smiling face, got up and walked over, stretched out his hand to shake hands with me, I was too lazy to bird him, spit on the ground, looked at him and said.

"It's not difficult for me for you, if you don't deal with this matter impartially, I'll go to the province, no one is there, you fucking chose him, and it can't be too fake to cheat!"

"Yes, yes, what Village Chief Li said is, let's choose again, wait for your girlfriend, Officer Sun to come back, how about we have a few drinks together!"

He gave me face very much, and of course I couldn't slap his face in front of everyone, so I smiled and said.

"These are easy to say, as long as you are fair, not to mention drinking, even if you are invited to enjoy the mountains and rivers!"

There's nothing to play between the mountains and rivers, it's just a superficial word, I mean to ask him to go to a massage and a bath, and give him two girls to loosen their muscles or something, he obviously knows this, looked at me and smiled without saying a word, and went back to start presiding over the conference again.

I have never been accustomed to a set of things in the officialdom, and I don't care what they say or do, but the leader just now was obviously giving Sun Ningning face, which made me smell a danger signal.

If Sun Ningning can't be with me, I will become the target of public criticism, and I will probably be attacked by people from all walks of life, and after looking at that leader, I think it is necessary to organize my own network and umbrella.

Halfway through the meeting, the dwarf appeared at the door with a blue nose and swollen face, beckoning me to go out, thinking to myself that he was just going to collect a pig trough, how did he get this appearance?

I got up, looked at the leader on the stage and nodded, and then walked outside the venue, and the dwarf grabbed me, touched my nose and began to complain.

"Brother Shanzi, you have to avenge me, damn it, this beating, Lao Tzu's bones are about to fall apart!"

I took a closer look at the short man's face, the bridge of his nose was crooked, his eyes were swollen, his lips were cracked, and there were several scratches on his face, as if he had been scratched by a woman.

"What's the matter with you, let you collect a rag and get a wound back, needless to say, the thing must not have been obtained!"

"Brother Shan, don't blame me, you also saw that girl the night before yesterday, who would have thought that his man was a splash, grandma's ......"

The dwarf rubbed his nose, and was stunned by the pain when he said half of his words, and after a hiss, he looked at me with a dumb eye, and I kicked him, and scolded him very angrily.

"You deserve the fuck, let you do something and run to provoke other people's mothers-in-law, don't beat you up, I can warn you, if you don't restrain yourself, you will die in a woman's bed sooner or later!"

The short man is thick-skinned, he doesn't care about my angry scolding at all, but he has a hippie smile, I want to raise my hand and slap him a few times, I can't do it, no matter how wrong he is, it's my brother, call me brother, I have to be angry for him, reached out and patted him on the shoulder, comforting him and said.

"Shorty, you call me brother, I have to be responsible for you, so let's go, your legs are not good, go to the county, urge the decoration, pick a day to open, the person who turns back is caught, I will call you back again!"

"Congratulations to Liu Dong as the first township chief, and now I invite the township chief to give a speech!"

There was a jubilant sound in the room, and then I heard crackling applause, and I patted the dwarf on the shoulder to let him go, and then reached out and pulled a wad of money out of my bag......

(End of chapter)