Chapter 5 What's the situation, why did the demon kneel?
Seeing that Chen Mushan's eyes were straight, Da Tang immediately pinched it. It doesn't want this guy to really attack his master, as for others, it doesn't care, as long as it pushes the bandits out of the door and goes to anyone's house: "I forgot to tell you, she doesn't seem to have officially become a monk, beauty, right?" ”
Chen Mushan knew that he was out of shape, threw the cat to the side, and hurriedly dressed himself, but his eyes kept locking on the little Dao girl. was thinking about what kind of opening statement could make his heroic image even taller, but the depressed pig demon didn't have so much patience to listen to him talk about the boiler.
With a stomp on his feet, like an arrow, he punched Chen Mushan in the chest, and the person was like a kite with a broken line, drawing a beautiful arc in the air, and finally falling firmly on the wall.
The pig demon didn't move when he saw him, thinking that he was dead directly, and was a little surprised, he thought that the person who could break through his enchantment was at least not an ordinary man, but it didn't look like the result. But at this point, it didn't matter, and said contemptuously: "What a thing, so weak!" ”
Then, he continued to turn around and look at Xiao Daogu, who was about to be unable to support it, and said in a much gentler tone: "Little Master, why bother, I don't have to ask for your life, as long as you leave with your master's bones, I promise not to hurt you." ”
"Don't think about it, the family teacher's last life will not be disgraced!" Xiao Daogu shouted in a voice that almost tore apart.
"Since there is no negotiation, I have to send your master and apprentice to meet in the underworld, don't blame me for destroying flowers."
The pig demon was furious, and poured a little more true qi, and the flame instantly soared a few feet. At this time, the guy behind him, who should be a dead man, actually deceived the corpse, and his mouth was like a Gatling who pulled the trigger:
"Hey, pig head, don't you want to give your face, your grandma is an old cold-legged fart, since she is a pig, just be a pig, no matter how bad it is, it's okay to make a plate of good dishes, make a plate of Dongpo meat, make a plate of fat intestines, people eat it and read sentences, why can't you think about it, be a demon? Yes? What genes did your wild father and wild mother give you to give you this kind of confidence? Your ancestor Zhu Bajie's conditions can't cultivate the positive fruit, so you can do it? You said you, why don't you wait for a good baby to be a demon again? For example, chickens and ducks can always be changed to a good skin, right? Just like you, you have to vomit when you meet, and selling a cute can kill people, what do you say are alive? Even if the ability is great, sows are rare. ”
Where has the pig demon been scolded like this, turned around and looked back, the guy who was obviously hit hard by himself didn't know when he had gotten up, judging from the strength and speed of the scolding, it was the same as no one.
"Who are you scolding?"
"There is a pig in this courtyard, who do you say I scold, I don't even know who to scold, you are really a pig brain, oh, by the way, since you are a pig, your brain is definitely not enough, and it is normal not to know." Chen Mushan was not afraid, deliberately cleared his throat, and scolded very formally: "Braised pig's head, sauce meat elbow, Lao Tzu, scold you for this plate of stew!" ”
The pig demon has a way, what wind and waves have not been seen, what ugly words have not been heard, it stands to reason that it will not be because of one or two sentences of scolding, that is very disrespectful. But the mouth of the person in front of him is also damaged, and the most ugly scolding pig in the world must be this one. At that moment, he was so angry that he suddenly raised his hand, and a chain hammer suddenly appeared in the void, and the hammer head flew straight towards Chen Mushan: "Go and die." ”
Seeing this, Xiao Daogu reminded: "Be careful. ”
It's a pity that she still has no time to take care of herself, not to mention Chen Mushan, "boom", Chen Mushan stuck to the hammer head, and was nailed into the wall, and the unbreakable barrier was smashed open.
The chain hammer is the natal weapon of the pig demon, and Chen Mushan scolded too hard, and it was not enough to vent his anger without all his strength, this blow, the earth immortals may not be able to withstand it, let alone people. The pig demon knew that he was going to die, so he turned around and asked Xiao Daogu: "Who is he?" Are you a man? That's what you taste? ”
"You man!" Xiao Daogu choked.
"It's not your man, why are you fighting for you?"
"Get out of your uncle, Lao Tzu is desperate, Lao Tzu has not returned the hand and called desperate." The shameless voice behind him remembered again.
Now, it's the turn of the pig demon to be blinded, and he doesn't even dare to look back. He saw with his own eyes that the man was hammered by himself, even if he was an immortal, he didn't recover so quickly. I was punched just now, and I waited a few minutes to get up, how did I get a punch now, faster than just now? Isn't it human, impossible, he has a very strong human smell. Or is it that your magic weapon is expired and rusty? It's even more impossible!
Just when the pig demon doubted his life, bang, a green brick smashed right on the back of his head, although it didn't hurt, but that kind of insult was no less than standing on top of his head to pee.
"You 。。。。。。" The pig demon twisted his face and was about to speak, when another brick flew over, this time it was really a slap in the face, and it was a little wet, and when I touched it, it turned out that there was spitting on the brick. Angry, annoyed, and confused, he blocked the flying bricks over and over again, and asked over and over again: "Who are you?" ”
"Lao Tzu told you when he entered the door, Lao Tzu came to worship the gods and incense, and you stuffed pig hair in your ears?"
The pig demon knew that it was fake, but at this moment, if he couldn't figure out where the other party came from, he really didn't dare to make a casual move, so he asked angrily: "How can there be incense in the Three Realms in the middle of the night?" ”
"What's the matter, do the immortals also work in the late army? Do you still have to come on time? Chen Mushan looked unforgiving, he didn't know, and he thought that it was the pig demon who was beaten.
Xiao Daogu saw that the pig demon was distracted, and the flame weakened, and knew that the opportunity had come, although she didn't know what Chen Mushan was coming from, and his style of scolding and slapping bricks, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like a cultivator, but he was knocked down twice in a row, and immediately got up magically, at least proving that he was really resistant to beating. So he shouted at him, "How long can you hold out?" ”
"Wow, what a crisp voice, the warbler swallow is nothing more than that, it's over, it's over, it's going to be paralyzed." Chen Mushan thought so in his heart, and replied: "Don't ask how long a man can hold on, how long you need to resist." ”
Where can the simple little Dao Gu hear the deep meaning, and at the moment she tried her best, the peach wood sword in her hand brushed a little bit in the void, and a golden talisman appeared out of thin air, temporarily holding the flames, and then, turned around and ran towards the backyard.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the pig demon knew what she wanted to do, regardless of the storm and bricks behind her head, she raised her feet and wanted to chase after her. At this moment, a figure flashed out of Chen Mushan's body, and in an instant, it blocked the path of the pig demon.
Seeing that person, wearing a flowing cloud robe in the wind, his delicate and ancient face was covered by long hair, and he was a dashing son, it was Xie Zhi!
"Hey, how did you get out?" Chen Mushan exclaimed, it had been thirty years, and this was the first time he had seen that person with his own eyes.
"Nonsense, if this king doesn't come out again, the little girl will die."
"Killed?" Chen Mushan muttered, but where was he still in the mood to take care of those at the moment, and asked very seriously: "Who are you going to help?" ”
"Are you embarrassed to scold him? I think you're the pig's head. If you die, this king must not be beaten to ashes by the old bald donkey and the ugly ghost? As he was talking, he heard the sound of hurried footsteps getting closer and closer, Xie Zhi didn't dare to delay, and only said one sentence at the almost petrified pig demon: "Zhu Long, beating him is beating your grandfather and me, weigh how many catties of fat and lean meat you have." ”
After speaking, in a flash, he drilled back into Chen Mushan's body, and he didn't forget to praise and dismiss: "You kid's mouth, open a light, it is definitely the first vicious magic weapon in the Three Realms." ”
At this moment, Xiao Daogu ran out of the backyard, and when she got closer, she saw that she was holding a delicate dagger in her left hand and a wooden box in her right hand, which turned out to be an urn. Xiao Daogu stood in front of the main hall again, and said to the pig demon as if she were dead: "I fought with you." ”
The pig demon finally came back to his senses, and when he saw Xiao Daogu's fighting posture, his expression was no longer domineering and fierce, but he looked a little lonely, with resentment and helplessness in his eyes, and said softly to Xiao Daogu: "No need." ”
After speaking, the chain hammer was thrown to the side, turned around and bent his knees, knelt down in front of Chen Mushan, the huge pig's head hung very low, and he was almost planted in the soil: "Zhu Long is guilty, but listen to it!" ”
Xiao Daogu's glass-like eyes almost slipped out of her sockets, looked at the pig demon, and then looked at the strange man who was still holding half a brick in his hand and was also dazed, no matter what, he couldn't figure it out anyway, he was still an enemy just now, and he was only away for a while, how did it become like this, what is the situation, how did the big demon who his master and ancestor couldn't handle for hundreds of years give in?
Chen Mushan threw away the bricks, and said in his heart What kind of strength is it, although he is very dissatisfied with the nosy person in his body, it can be heard from the brief conversation just now, Xie Zhi and the pig demon in front of him not only know each other, but also the generations of grandfather and grandson, and the most important thing is that Xie Zhi is towards himself, Xie Zhi is him, so he is the grandfather of the pig demon.
"Grandson, your name is Zhu Long, are you a dragon?"