Chapter 4: The Depressed Pig Demon

The big orange paused for a moment and replied, "Because it doesn't look like a human, will a man have a pig's head?" ”

"Well, that makes sense, go ahead."

"What they said specifically, because it was a little far away, I couldn't really hear it, but depending on the situation, Xiao Daogu seemed to know that it was coming. Originally, I always thought that the old and the young in the Taoist temple were just ordinary people. As a result, I really started to do it, and the little girl really had two pieces. It's a pity that the demon's path is too deep, the demonic energy covers the sky and the sun, and it will breathe fire. I wanted to walk, but my goddess was still inside, so I had no choice but to take the risk to save it. As a result, the stupid cat didn't leave, and wanted to accompany the owner to die. ”

Chen Mushan interjected again: "Hey, don't you just say that it has demonic energy?" Why describe what it looks like? Don't you know that you can make up and change your face? Your answer was not rigorous! ”

Da Tang was about to go crazy, and his heart said why is this person's brain circuit so strange, but he didn't dare to get angry, and begged: "It's really a demon, don't worry about this, you help, I don't think they can last long, and if they don't go, they will be burned alive." ”

"So, you came back to ask me for help? You, didn't you say to find me a partner? Chen Mushan said coldly.

Big Orange's head hung even lower, and he didn't dare to squeak.

Chen Mushan raised his leg and gave a kick, and scolded: "Okay, you brute, how can I tell you?" Told you not to talk about me, to show off when you turn your face, and to ask me to help with your face? I now seriously suspect that you are boxing me, what is this place? This is the city, called city in English, a densely populated gathering place! Is it on fire that others can't see? Besides, what kind of demon is there in the world? You get out of here now, don't wait for me to regret it and kill you. ”

Da Tang looked at Chen Mushan in shock, hesitated for a moment, and finally fell to the ground and continued to beg: "Big guy, you must help, it may be that demon who has used a spell, everything that happens in the Taoist temple can't be seen from the outside at all, I really didn't lie to you." ”

"Gotta get it, even if what you say is true, I won't go, everyone has their own lives, Lao Tzu can't even take care of his own affairs, how can I be in the mood to meddle in my own affairs, or in the goblins' affairs, do I have three heads or six arms?"

Da Tang was at a loss, he couldn't go, he didn't go, and said with a cheeky face: "That little Dao Gu is very beautiful, if you save her, maybe。。。。。。 ”

"Dog, kick you to death, Lao Tzu can't find a woman anymore, and he doesn't need to find a monk, right? What do you think of me, you eunuch cat, what a pervert. ”

Seeing that Chen Mushan seemed to be on fire, Da Tang was about to fight, but he didn't hide, and said to himself sadly: "Fight as you like, anyway, I did my best, and there will be fewer regrets." ”

Chen Mushan didn't kick out the kick, looked at the big orange with interest, and said slowly: "If you take your life in exchange for their lives, are you willing?" ”

Big Tachibana blurted out "no", and then, after a moment's hesitation, added: "Not in this life." ”

Chen Mushan smiled evilly: "You think I don't know? In the next life, you can be a human being, and if you are a human being, how dare I ask for your life. If I want your life now, I want your yin virtue, don't pretend not to understand! ”

Da Tang shook his head: "I can't do it in this life, it's because I want to repay my kindness, so I can't die, as for whether I will be a human being in the next life, I don't know, and I don't care, since you want Yin virtue, it's easy to do, I voluntarily give up the next life, and all the merits I cultivated in my previous life are given to you, right?" ”

"Haha, the object of your favor is your master, right?"

Chen Mushan's words changed, his face was full of evil smiles, and Da Tang suddenly became vigilant and nodded hesitantly.

"It's not easy for you to cultivate that little merit, and besides, I really don't want it. Do you think it's good like this?,Your master I've seen it today.,It's okay.,Ah.,Barely worthy of me.,Right?,That's you.。。。 Ah, you know? ”

Da Tang was very anxious, seeing that he was threatening and bargaining, not to mention how awkward it was, he said in his heart: Is that called improvisation? That's quite improvised, just like you, it's obvious that the toad wants to eat swan meat.

Thinking like this in his heart, he didn't dare to say it, now he was in a hurry, he really couldn't wait, it was also trying his luck with Chen Mushan, now looking at it, although Chen Mushan pushed back, it didn't seem to be like he said, he didn't believe that there was a demon, and from the perspective of attitude, he didn't take the demon seriously. Besides, marriage is not something that can be facilitated casually, if his master is not happy, the hooligan in front of him should not dare to come hard, human life is at stake, after weighing the pros and cons, he said against his will: "No problem, take care of me." ”

"Hey, how old is your master? Are there any objects? What is her personality? What kind of do you like? Chen Mushan even asked.

Da Tang finally couldn't hold it anymore: "Big guy, are you going or not, I'll tell you all the master's measurements after saving people, right?" ”

At the same time, an impatient voice also sounded in Chen Mushan's head: "I clearly want to go in my heart, what are you procrastinating, if you don't leave, people will really burn to death." ”

Chen Mushan knew that it was Xie Zhi who spoke: "Nonsense, you are the demon king, you want to be your companion, what should I do?" ”

Xie Zhi finally understood why Chen Mushan kept pushing back, and said with a smile: "Yes, you are thinking about it very right, then don't go." ”

"Your grandmother has a leg, a dog, will Lao Tzu be afraid of you?" After scolding in his heart, Chen Mushan finally made up his mind to say to the cat, "Lead the way." ”

Da Tang couldn't hear Xie Zhi's voice, let alone know that there was a big demon in the body of the person in front of him, and he was very puzzled to see his attitude change inexplicably. But since the other party agreed, it didn't dare to delay, for fear of regretting. So one person and one cat, set off immediately, fortunately it is convenient to take a taxi in the city, and there are few cars at night, although the distance is very far, but it will arrive soon.

Chen Mushan stood outside a very inconspicuous Taoist temple located on the outskirts of the city, looked at it from the outside, it was very quiet, and it seemed that nothing had happened, but the looming brilliance above the Taoist temple still showed some problems.

Da Tang was about to explain, but Chen Mushan said sincerely: "You have run more than ten kilometers, and you can fight hard." ”

After knowing each other for so long, seeing him speak for the first time, Da Tang was almost moved to tears, and plucked up the courage to say: "I'm advanced." Then he rushed towards the temple, but when he reached the gate, he was pushed back by an invisible force.

"What's that?" Da Tang ignored the pain and said in surprise.

"Enchantment!" Xie Zhi reminded Chen Mushan in his body.

"Lao Tzu knows, use your mouth too much? How many times have you told me, don't just whisper in my stomach. ”

"Hehe, yes."

Chen Mushan picked up the big orange, took a breath, and slowly walked towards the gate. Strange to say, the force that blocked the big orange was gone.

"Squeak" The old gate made a screeching sound, and the people in the courtyard were all stunned, especially the one standing with his back to the gate, who was two meters tall and had a strong body with a basin-sized head. When the door was opened, he was leisurely watching a huge fireball eat away little by little, struggling to support itself in front of the main hall, not as thick as his leg-thick little Daogu.

Hearing the knock at the door, the giant demon turned back suddenly, and saw a young man holding a cat, leisurely entering the door, closing the door, as if he did not see him. The troll knew that it was impossible, and if he could step into his own enchantment, how could he be an idle person: "Who are you?" ”

Chen Mushan naturally saw him a long time ago, and sure enough, as Da Tang said, he had a pig's head on his head. However, he did not show the slightest surprise, as if he was not surprised. Squinting at the pair of copper bell eyes, he piled up a smile that was so hypocritical that he couldn't be more hypocritical, and said: "Worship God with incense, I dreamed just now that I was going to beat a single, I was so panicked that I couldn't do it, come and ask the Bodhisattva to bless me to find a good object, you are busy with yours, you don't need to greet me, I'm a person, and I'm not welcome." ”

"Who is polite to you, this is a Taoist temple, there is no Bodhisattva!" The pig demon knew he was talking nonsense and roared.

"Taoism? Oh! It's been cold lately, so I'm begging Taishang Laojun to make my home heater hotter, you know, the old man's boiler is burning well. Chen Mushan was talking nonsense without saying a word in his mouth, looking around, not caring about the depressed pig demon at all, and there was already fire in his eyes.

The Taoist temple has been burned to ruins, and in front of the ruins, a little Taoist priest in embarrassment, holding a peachwood sword with both hands, struggled with a raging fire. The robes were full of burned holes, and although the bun was there, it had curled up into a ball due to the burning fire. The little white face, under the light of the fire, was very eye-catching, Chen Mushan only glanced at it, and his five organs were like being hit by a stone.

It's so beautiful, it's not the kind of beauty that is vulgar, but he racked his brains and didn't want to come up with the right words to describe it, anyway, at this moment, she is like a white plum in the fire, not delicate or glamorous, not arrogant or cold. This picture, although a little miserable, is enough to break the dream of any man's loneliness.