After a fierce ideological struggle, the tiger boy said while untying his belt: "Forget it, I'm out of the way, big men will always do something ridiculous, ghost novels are full of stories of people and ghosts, the ancestors are still like this, let's do it to imitate the ancients, that is。。。。。。 Saying that, he looked at Chen Mushan: "Master, can you turn your head in a while, in front of you, I'm really embarrassed." ”

"Smack!" Chen Mushan raised his hand and knocked on his skull, scolding: "What do you think? Your brains are all filthy, and if you use this crooked mind in the future, believe it or not, I will beat you to death. ”

The tiger boy cried and said, "Didn't you ask me to take off my pants?" ”

"I asked you to take off your pants to prevent the incense ash from being able to suppress the female ghost, and I will have to borrow your boy urine when the time comes." Chen Mushan said speechlessly.

"So that's the case, since my urine is so bad, now I can extinguish her and pull her down." When the tiger boy heard the reason, he happily untied his belt.

"Isn't this a promise to Na Luo Guo, if it's his girlfriend, he won't be allowed to spare his life? If you want to kill that ghost, why bother going to the temple to steal incense ashes, stop talking nonsense, get ready. ”

Chen Mushan saw that the tiger boy was carrying his pants in one hand and the incense in the other, he took a deep breath and slowly opened the umbrella.

As the black umbrella opened little by little, there was a terrible roar from inside, and then, I saw the umbrella bulging up and thinking, as if it was inflated, and it felt like it was about to break at any time.

"Sprinkle!"

Chen Mushan gave an order, the tiger boy raised his hand to sprinkle the ashes over, a strange scene happened, the incense ashes fell into the umbrella, and they were blocked by an invisible thing, as the incense ashes were sprinkled more and more, a human figure was faintly revealed. The transparent object in the human form struggled to escape, but the dusty ash was as heavy as a mountain, and no matter how the figure struggled, it never left the range of the black umbrella.

"Sure enough, it's not alone!"

The tiger boy couldn't see the appearance of the ghost, but Chen Mushan could, the female ghost in the umbrella was really beautiful, but it was definitely not Wang Dong's girlfriend. After it was determined, there was no politeness at all, he took out a coin from his pocket, and then put it on the top of the female ghost's head, as the coin fell, the female ghost finally couldn't bear the pressure, her body became shorter and shorter, and the incense ash also gathered, and finally piled a thick layer in the center of the umbrella before the tiger boy stopped.

The tiger boy saw it clearly, in the pile of incense falling from the umbrella, there seemed to be a living thing moving, the incense was constantly agitating, in a hurry, he was about to take off his pants, but was stopped by Chen Mushan: "No need, she can't run." ”

"Wow, Master, is that coin a magic weapon, so powerful?"

"Guan Erye picked up in the wishing pool, money has always been filthy, and it is also the worship of pilgrims, although the aura is not big, but it is more than enough to suppress a ghost. Alright, now she can't run. ”

After Chen Mushan and the tiger boy explained, they showed their trademark crooked mouth and smirked, watching the female ghost struggle in the incense, and did not speak, the incense at this time was a deadly swamp for the ghost, and the more he struggled, the deeper he sank, so he was not in a hurry at all.

When the incense didn't reach her chest and she was no longer powerless to resist, the female ghost finally recognized it, and roared at Chen Mushan with bared teeth: "What are you?" ”

Chen Mushan sneered and said leisurely: "Have a better attitude." ”

The female ghost was furious, but the current situation did not allow her to be presumptuous, she had to hold back her anger, put away the terrifying honor, and tried to make herself smile reluctantly: "Excuse me, who are you." ”

"Laughing is worse than crying, no, the attitude is better." Chen Mushan was still not satisfied.

The female ghost is going crazy, she has never seen a master, she has never seen such a shameless guy, the so-called soldier can be killed and not humiliated, she said with a cold face: "Don't be ignorant, tell you, the old lady is not afraid of you, dare to disrespect me, be careful of your dog's life." ”

"Oh, that means there's a backstage." Chen Mushan pretended to be scared.

"Hmph, Dongbao City God is the head of the family, you weigh and weigh, and ask you kind words, it is to give a cultivator like you some face, if you annoy me, you will not die well." The female ghost is fierce and becomes unscrupulous.

"Lord Chenghuang? So, did you do this, did the master order it? Chen Mushan was also surprised to see that she didn't look like a lie.

"Count yourself smart, otherwise, what ghost have you ever seen as capable as me?"

"Why?" Chen Mushan's tone suddenly became extremely cold.

"You and other mortals, you don't deserve to know, let me go, spare you from death." The female ghost said arrogantly.

"Let you go? Hum! Chen Mushan said contemptuously, turned his face to look at the tiger boy and said, "Do you have any urine?" ”

"Yes, it's full of pee."

"Prepare and mud." Chen Mushan took a few steps back, ignoring the female ghost.

The female ghost is dumbfounded, she is a ghost, she can see that the big man in front of her is different from ordinary people, and the yang energy around her body is like a boiling furnace, if she is poured with a bubble of boy urine, she will be eroded by her own flesh and bones: "I am the person of the city god, you dare." ”

"No one will know if you die, don't worry, we can keep this secret." Chen Mushan replied lightly.

The female ghost saw that the big man really wanted to untie his pants, and the ugly man didn't seem to scare herself, so she finally panicked and shouted, "Master spare your life." ”

"I don't have that plan for the time being."

"Spare your life, master, I'll say anything." The female ghost pleaded.

"Say what? I'm not interested in anything, what I'm afraid of now is the city god in your mouth, wow, city god, what good fruit to eat if you offend him, so it's safest to kill you. Can you kid take it off quickly, it's cotton pants again, it's warm, it's autumn pants, is it so cold? ”

"Right away." The tiger boy felt his warmth trick down layer by layer.

The so-called heroes don't eat the losses in front of them, and the female ghost at this time realized another sentence, that is, good ghosts don't fight with hooligans, especially capable hooligans, she has seen a lot of masters, big and small, but she has never seen such a number. Usually when I meet a Taoist master, after telling my background, I will think about it again and again, and then calm down, and some will even take the initiative to apologize. But today, this master is obviously not, after knowing where he came from, his first reaction was to kill people and destroy corpses. She regretted that she didn't realize it earlier, after all, which righteous path master who played cards according to common sense would come up with an obscene method of using urine ghosts. She was really scared, and pleaded hoarsely: "Master, please take my life, I have no choice but to do it." ”

When Chen Mushan heard this, he motioned to the tiger boy to stop first, and said with a smile: "Then you have a better attitude." ”

The female ghost clearly knew that the other party was teasing herself, but she didn't have a problem, and asked with a sad face: "What does it mean to have a good attitude?" ”

"You ask me how I know, my own business, my own thoughts."

The female ghost is going crazy, but in order to survive, she had to try to please the other party, first changed her charming expression, and after being scolded and disgusted, she changed her innocent face, and was scolded for being disgusted, and finally thought that since she was a hooligan, she took off her clothes with tears in her eyes, and shouted Xianggong in her mouth, calling herself a slave, and being scolded for being cheap.

"What the hell do you want from me?"

"Call Daddy!"

"I'm older than your mother, and you asked me to call you Dad." The female ghost has completely lost her mind.

Chen Mushan's face suddenly changed, and he was as cold as ice: "I can't stand it?" Do you know what kind of life that kid is living now? Although he didn't call anyone father, in this society, in order to make a living, where do you have to pretend to be a grandson? Damn, return to the city god, let me tell you, kill you now, Lao Tzu will turn around and burn his broken temple, do you believe it or not? ”

Looking at the moody personality of the person in front of her, and the treacherous and changeable style of acting, the female ghost was only afraid at first to save her life, but at this moment, there was a fear from the heart, and I don't know why. Swallowing the tension in his throat hard, he said, "I believe it, I will say everything." ”

"There's no need, Lao Tzu does things, doesn't seek the truth, I really wanted to ask you something just now, but now I know, first of all, Wang Dong was harmed by you, then I will kill you first, and you said that it is related to the city god, then I will find him to settle the account, how simple, there is no need to do things too clearly." The reason why I am talking to you these words is to make you understand it to death. ”

The female ghost thought that he would ask about Wang Dong later, and he was ready to explain it clearly, but she never thought that people would think so. At this time, she was not afraid, smiled gloomily, and said, "It's okay, the little girl knows that she is guilty of a lot of sin, and she deserves this evil retribution." I believe that Mr. dares to do it, if he really restrains the city god in the future, can you chop a piece of meat for me, thank you, do it, no two words, the heart is calm. ”