Chapter 29: Who is the female ghost?
Chen Mushan didn't know how to explain it, the reason why he noticed Wang Dong in the talent market was because he saw a female ghost in Luo Guo. He thought that the female ghost must have something to do with Wang Dong, so as not to startle the snake, so he chose to follow. After listening to the porter in the mental hospital, he also thought that the female ghost was Wang Dong's girlfriend. In fact, he wanted to see the photo, but he would make sure at the end, who would have thought that the female ghost on his back was not her girlfriend.
Don't say that Wang Dong doesn't believe it, Chen Mushan himself is a little skeptical that he is dazzled and wrong. But at this time, you can't open the black umbrella to verify, once the umbrella is opened, the female ghost will definitely escape back into Wang Dong's body, and it will be self-defeating when the time comes. He believes in himself, but he is still sure that he is not wrong, after all, men will never forget a beautiful woman at a glance, let alone a beautiful female ghost, there must be other inside stories about this matter.
"My master is a man of God, he can see ghosts, if he says no, he must not, how many girlfriends have you died?" Tiger Boy broke the suddenly awkward atmosphere by opening his mouth, but his words were really uncomfortable to listen to.
Chen Mushan understood Wang Dong's mood, glanced at the tiger boy, signaled him not to talk nonsense, turned his face and sighed and said to Wang Dong: "Friend, I can't be mistaken, I vouch for my personality, the one in the black umbrella is definitely not your girlfriend." And I can tell you one more thing, although your girlfriend is a dead ghost, she definitely doesn't have that much power to possess you. Any idea why I took her secretly, because she's not a good ghost. Not to mention that you have an extra Luo pot for no reason, if I'm not mistaken, she is still absorbing your talent and luck, just ask, if she is really your girlfriend and really loves you so much, will she do that? Do you know that with your life, you should be a great talent, but looking at it now, you will only become more and more depressed in the future, everything will not go well, and you will end up depressed. I don't dare to assert that she must have done it, but it definitely has nothing to do with her. ”
When Wang Dong heard this, he fell silent. Indeed, he knows his own affairs best, although he has become a Luo Guo and his life has been affected a lot, it will not become what it is today. There are many big and small things on weekdays, none of which can be done smoothly, since there is this Luo pot, there are hurdles everywhere, and many of them are unwarranted disasters that fall on them for no reason, completely like being possessed by the god of decay.
After thinking about it for a long time, I finally spoke: "If you love someone, you have to live and die, in my life, my parents died early, my grandmother didn't love my uncle or uncle, only she treated me sincerely." Perhaps, she just wanted me to go to the underworld to accompany her earlier, but I was embarrassed to say it. It doesn't matter, if you live for a day, you will accompany her to see the prosperity of the world for a day, and if you die one day, you will accompany her to Huangquan. ”
"Damn!" Chen Mushan couldn't help but scold, he said so much, it was completely in vain, this guy is an idiot, it doesn't make sense for the time being, depending on the situation. pushed the car door down, and then pulled Wang Dong out of the car, and when he was blindfolded, he got into the car and rushed out with one foot on the accelerator.
Wang Dong, who came back to his senses, hurriedly chased after him, Chen Mushan slowed down the car, lowered the window and shouted at him: "Don't chase after me, if you can run more than four wheels on two legs, Lao Tzu will need to spend money to buy this iron lump?" Lao Tzu will figure out your business, if it's really your girlfriend, I won't do it casually. I'll be waiting in your company at night, and I'll be sure to look for you. ”
After saying that, he stepped on the accelerator and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
After the car drove away, the tiger boy looked at the big black umbrella and asked curiously, "Master, is there really a ghost in this umbrella?" ”
"Didn't it open the eyes of heaven for you, you didn't see it just now?"
Tiger Boy shook his head.
Chen Mushan then remembered that although the tiger boy opened the eyes of the sky, although it was very likely to be the eye of the sky, he still needed practice to use it at will, but how to practice, he didn't know, and he said that he turned around and asked Yu Chi Qinghong: "It's a ghost, it's a ghost." ”
"Wow, Master, you are so powerful, you can catch the evil ghost with a black umbrella?"
"Amazing fart, I can't do it without you."
"Me?" The tiger boy was puzzled.
"At noon, it is the time when the yang energy is at its strongest, the ghost will be temporarily suppressed, your kid is yang and strong, that slap is afraid of going up, she can't stand it, so she escapes from the kid's body. I asked you to pull him into the sun and fight again, because after she came out of the human body, she was shone by the sun, like a fire, and she would definitely find a cool place to take shelter nearby, and when she saw an umbrella, she would definitely run in. However, the black umbrella is different from other umbrellas, black belongs to water, water is yin, and the black umbrella will become a pure yin space, and ghosts will not find a direction in it. But only temporarily, at night, after the moon rises, the yang energy falls, the yin energy rises, and the yin energy in the umbrella will also flow out, and the ghost can escape along the way. We'll have to find a way to trap her before the sun goes down. Chen Mushan explained that the reason why he thought of this method was all due to Xie Zhi.
Back then, Xie Zhi told him a story about a bad guy who colluded with the government and killed a person. At three o'clock in the afternoon, the bad guy also went to watch the execution, but it was too hot, so he put an umbrella to shade the sun. Unexpectedly, the unjust soul hid in the umbrella and followed back, it happened that his wife gave birth to a child that day, and before the reincarnated soul of the underworld arrived, the unjust soul hid in the belly of the pregnant woman, and the enemy became a son, and in the end, the family died in the hands of this "own son".
"So that's the case, so what should we do next?"
When Xie Zhi told that story, he deliberately talked about the wonderful use of the black umbrella, and Chen Mushan had an excellent memory, so he remembered it all.
After the car drove to the outside of the Guandi Temple in the city, it stopped, and Chen Mushan told the tiger boy to wait in the car and carry a small bag inside. After a while, he hurriedly came out, but he was followed by a group of Taoist priests in the temple, and his mouth kept shouting: "Hey, that thing can't be eaten, don't listen to those evil sects, don't come nonsense, the gods can't save food poisoning." ”
Chen Mushan ignored it, slipped into the car, and ran away as soon as he slipped away.
Only then did the tiger boy see that there was a pile of incense ashes in the bag, and he went to the temple with his master to steal the incense ashes, and he couldn't stop being happy.
"Laughing at what?"
"Master, I've seen people stealing money, but I've never seen people stealing ashes."
"The group of Taoist priests in the temple can see it, and they think that I am like some people who have joined the cult, stealing ashes to soak in water and drink."
"Ah, anyone else drinks this water?"
"There are a lot of people with brain pits, so you have to take some putty and paste it."
The two of them chatted, and the car had unconsciously driven away from the city and came to a deserted farmland. It was winter, there were no people in the fields, and there were no cars on the country roads. Chen Mushan got out of the car with the stolen incense ash and black umbrella, and after making sure that there was no one left and right, he handed the incense ash to the tiger boy and inserted the umbrella into the soil by himself.
"I'll open the umbrella in a moment, and you'll throw the ashes into the umbrella, oh, yes, you untie your pants first." Chen Mushan commanded.
"Untie your pants? Master, what are you doing, I... I don't like female ghosts. No, it's actually okay, no, no, no, my dad will definitely not let me. "The tiger boy was innocent by nature, knowing that there was a female ghost in the umbrella, and the master also asked him to untie his pants, thinking that he wanted him to use hooligan means to force the other party to comply.