Chapter 11: Fighting Methods
Originally, Chen Mushan didn't come to make trouble, especially after listening to the story of the pancake stall uncle, he thought that the so-called Mr. Yu was at least a good character. But a broken Buddha statue sells for 100,000 yuan, and it is still justified, and he immediately believes that the uncle is a trust, and the so-called Mr. Yu is not a good person. When encountering this kind of scammer, he has never been able to tolerate it, so he will smash the store. The donkey's temper came up, but it was not the master who could go down the stairs by others: "What bird is calling?" Twitter! ”
"Don't be ignorant." The clerk couldn't help but scold.
"Nonsense, will you smash the store if you know how to lift it? Isn't your brain short? Chen Mushan was unceremonious.
The one in the back hall really couldn't sit still and finally walked out. Chen Mushan took a look at it and was stunned. You must know that he has the insight given by the Bodhisattva, no matter who he is, he can see through it at a glance, but he really didn't see through it for a while.
Why?
Chen Mushan is accustomed to looking at people first, because there is God in his eyes.
As soon as the person in the back room came out, he immediately saw from the other party's eyes that he was full of spirit and a young man. But look elsewhere, with white hair and white beard, wrinkles and stacks, and a slightly rickety body, it is completely eighty years old, not like it is pretended.
"What, dressed in disguise, inhaling and exhaling, more than strong, if you are over thirty years old, this king will call you father." Xie Zhi said in his body.
"Grandma's lame crutch doesn't seem to be a good thing." Chen Mushan scolded secretly, with a wicked smile on his face, a sign of wanting to do the whole thing: "Mr. Yu? ”
"No, it's just old decay." The other party was also looking at Chen Mushan, and he spoke politely: "I don't know what advice the children have?" ”
"Don't you dare to advise, please count something, if you calculate accurately, what I smashed, how much do you want, I will compensate." Chen Mushan also doesn't want to go around the bend and deal with charlatans, he has a way.
But to his surprise, the clerks all showed a relaxed look after hearing this, and seemed to be very confident.
"If you let the old decay count, it will be boring to be slapped by which hand you are." Mr. Yu smiled slightly, doing what they do, they always meet Hun people, and Hun people's favorite method is to let them guess which hand to slap them.
Chen Mushan was stunned for a moment, he really thought like that, it seemed that he had a lot of experience in slapping. Since it was broken, he changed the way, he saw a pen on the display cabinet, picked it up and secretly wrote a word in his hand, then clenched his fists and sent it forward: "It's not bullying you, right?" ”
Mr. Yu frowned unconsciously, and looked up and down again. Others are puzzled, but he can know that this move is called "the universe in the palm of his hand". In their group, whoever dares to say that he is straightforward, he can try it out immediately with this method. However, there are very few real talents and scholars in physiognomy, but there are many people who cheat by this, although this method has been used in ancient times, but it has long been forgotten by people in this line, and few outsiders know about it.
How could this person in front of him know, Mr. Yu couldn't help but have some doubts about whether he was a fellow believer. But now the question has come out, although it is generally only allowed to guess the number, because guessing the number is relatively simple, but people don't say it, naturally including guessing the word, the difficulty has risen a notch, but it is really not a bully, after all, he sold the ordinary Buddha statue to 100,000, which is equivalent to telling others that he is a master of exhaustive solutions.
Mr. Yu didn't get distracted anymore, closed his eyes, counted with his left hand, counted with his right hand, counted by years, months and days, counted into hexagrams, and used the plum blossom method. As a result, after deducing it several times, this hexagram could not be changed. There are only two possibilities, either they don't write anything in the hands of the person who came, or they are only shallow and have not found the right method. There is also a possibility that the person in front of him has the ability to deceive the heavens, but this possibility is ruled out in the first place.
I just saw it really, and there was indeed something written in the hands of the person who came, needless to say, the plum blossom method would not work. This method is different, Mr. Yu immediately took out the turtle shell, and from the warm luster of the turtle shell, he played with it for a long time. Then he took off a jade pendant from his waist, and there were three copper coins attached to the jade pendant, took down the copper coin, threw it into the turtle shell, sealed the gate of heaven and the mouth of the earth with his hands, shook it four times, and fell on the table. The copper coins were placed at random, and Mr. Yu stared at them for a long time, locked his eyebrows, shook his head, and put away the copper coins again. This method is a variant of Zhuge Liang's horse lesson, which is intended to communicate with heaven and earth, and directly form an image, but the result is three times in a row, and it is still fruitless.
The sweat on Mr. Yu's head oozed out unconsciously.
The so-called physiognomy was originally an elephant technique, which can be counted from the image, and the number can be made into an image, but today this connection seems to be completely broken, and he has never encountered such a situation.
"Hey, okay? If it doesn't work, just say it, what are you pretending to do. You have that idle time, I don't have the time to watch you hold your pee. Chen Mushan said.
At this time, the clerks are like frosted eggplants one by one, wilting their heads, how have they ever seen Mr. Yu so embarrassed, in the past, even if the big man came, it was still light, and today is really a hell.
"The disguise is really good, the craftsmanship of the flag, right?"
Chen Mushan's words are a bit too lacking in morality, filial piety is only a flag, who can suffer such an insult. Mr. Yu was really angry, threw the precious turtle shell aside, and said coldly: "Friend, don't go too far, are you really incapable of being an old man?" ”
"Yes, really."
"I'm mad at me." Mr. Yu screamed, raised his palm, slapped his head three times, stared at Chen Mushan's fist, and said something in his mouth, as if it was "go and go, come and go", and the mess was not very clear. But after a few seconds, he suddenly raised his head, and his eyes were as sharp as an eagle: "Want Wang." ”
"Sir, how do you learn to bark?" The clerk asked, puzzled.
Only then did Mr. Yu react, and he fell in love with the other party's words, and he was even more angry: "Spread out your hands and let everyone see if it is the word Wangwang." ”
It is strange that Chen Mushan, who was still a scoundrel with a hippie smile just now, was silent at this time. Of course, it's not because he was guessed by others, he didn't care about the bet or something, he wanted to get rid of it, he could get rid of it. The reason for the silence was because when Mr. Yu slapped his head just now, above his head, a very thin flame burst out. Ordinary people naturally can't see that small flame, because that small flame represents yang longevity, that is to say, Mr. Yu just gave up his yang shou for at least one year in order to guess the word.
"There's something to this little broken kid." Xie Zhi reminded.
"Sure enough, gambling hurts people, and even dare to bet on your life!" Chen Mushan also sighed with emotion, and peeping into the heavens with his life should be regarded as the most powerful means of physiognomy. This person actually understands this method, which means that he is really not a liar, and he may have seen the wrong person.
"Or, you will gamble a dozen more games to see if he is willing to do it? Anyway, you're thick-skinned and don't care about that. ”
Chen Mushan knew that although Xie Zhi said so, he was actually reminding him to stop in moderation. In fact, he also understands that most of the people who dare to break the longevity of the cave are righteous people, and they are by no means evil people.
This demon king, saying that he is bad, is really bad, Chen Mushan's temper and character are influenced by him, but in the face of great rights and wrongs, he is very principled.
Mr. Yu didn't know why Chen Mushan was silent, thinking that he was going to play tricks, so he was anxious: "Open your hand, what's the matter, don't you dare?" Isn't it a man who can't afford to lose? ”
Chen Mushan sighed and said, "Let's go inside the house and ask you something." ”
"I invited you just now, but if you don't go, then you won't be a guest. Just say it here, I can't tell if I can't go. "Mr. Yu is unrelenting.
"yes, you can't go." Seeing that his husband's tone was tough, the clerk also agreed.
Chen Mushan glanced at him coldly: "What did you say?" Eighty old man young guest? Or is it that greed for fame ignores the Nine True Precepts? ”
Mr. Yu was stunned, others didn't understand the meaning, but he could understand. After looking at it again, I still didn't find anything special about the person in front of me. In the end, he obediently led the way, led Chen Mushan into the back hall, drove away the employees, and closed the door.