Chen Mushan did not go on a blind date according to his mother's arrangement, not because of Chu Xixi. There are some things that can only be seen, and to have them is to ask for trouble, Chu Xixi belongs to this category, and he knows it very well in his heart. The reason why I don't want to go is very simple, such a beautiful girl, she still needs a blind date, and the blind date is still an ugly man like him, there must be a reason. He didn't have the heart to confirm what the reason was, he had experienced too much over the years, he was not a bodhisattva, and he didn't want to the hearts of the world.

On the weekend, he still went to the library as usual, and did not change his habits because of the addition of a beautiful woman in the family. The hooligan's house is inhabited by a beauty, and it stands to reason that this should not be the scene.

Chu Xixi's life is very simple, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as boring, he gets up at four o'clock in the morning to meditate, and he sits for a day, and it is like this for two consecutive days.

It's another Monday, Chen Mushan got up and was squatting in the bathroom. Chu Xixi didn't say hello, and directly pulled the door in. He was still confused, but he suddenly woke up, and hurriedly protected an important position and roared:

"Damn, eldest sister, what are you doing, I didn't have any crooked thoughts about you, you can't come nonsense."

Chu Xixi swept him up and down without hesitation, pulled a piece of toilet paper from his side and said, "There is just no paper, hey, in fact, you don't have to be shy, in my eyes, men and women are the same, what I said is that you don't believe it." ”

"It's too much, I'm not a decent gentleman."

"And then?" Chu Xixi said lightly.

Hmph, Chen Mushan is really a shameless man, and scolded: "It's instinct to cover up shame, and it's the nature of the uncle to play hooligans, come on, who's afraid of whom!" After speaking, he stood up directly from the toilet, and covered what he was covering, and what was blocked.

As a result, Chu Xixi just looked up and down very calmly, and continued to say lightly: "Gone? ”

Chen Mushan froze, isn't it gone, and for a moment, he suddenly felt that it seemed that he was the one who suffered.

"Childish!" Chu Xixi lightly threw down two words, simply took away all the remaining toilet paper, and left without looking back.

"I'm glad to hear it, I'm happy to see it, I can't imagine it, you also have today." Xie Zhi laughed out loud.

"Is this damn still a woman?" Chen Mushan was completely stunned, at this moment, for the first time in his life, he remembered how the word shame was written.

"She did it on purpose."

"How?"

"She said that there is no difference between men and women, you have to say that she is a woman, and it shakes her Dao heart, so she will think of using this way to explain herself, you don't really think it's unintentional, right?" Xie Zhi is a romantic demon king in the end, and he understands women better.

"It's unreasonable, it's forced Lao Tzu, tooth for tooth, eye for eye."

"She knows you can't do it, haha, this little girl, it's a little interesting."

"It's a sad thing."

The week just started and seemed to herald something.

I came to the company with a displeased face, and found that five of my employees were actually late, and they were worried about the evil fire in their stomachs. Pulled a chair, blocked the door of the company, the late boss saw this posture, thought it was rushing at him, and accompanied by a smiling face. Later, I knew that it was not against him, so I immediately united the front and asked people to call to urge. As a result, the phones of the five people were not in the service area.

Chen Mushan immediately realized that something was wrong, because among the people who were late was the one who took a leave of absence on Friday afternoon. The boss also felt that the situation was serious, they were doing technical services, and the employees' phones could not be turned off. I asked other colleagues, and it was immediately confirmed that the five people who were late had made an appointment to hang out together on the weekend. But after asking everyone, I didn't know where they were going, and the situation became even more suspicious.

When Chen Mushan saw the company's driver, his eyes were a little evasive, and he immediately grabbed the other party's neck and pulled him aside, and asked, "You know?" ”

The driver was a middle-aged man in his forties, and he grabbed him, not to mention how embarrassed he was, and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you doing, are you crazy?" How do I know? ”

"Do you not believe that Lao Tzu dares to beat people?"

Seeing that Chen Mushan really raised his fist, swallowed a mouthful of spit, and immediately became honest: "On Friday, when we went out to run errands, they asked me to stop by a place to buy something, which was quite mysterious, and asked them, but they didn't say anything, I know that's all." ”

"What store? Where is it? ”

"A shop in the antique city on North Street, called Yuqi Antique Shop, says it is an antique, but in fact, it sells some feng shui utensils, I heard that it is quite famous, I don't know what they buy those things for."

"North Street? Fuck your uncle, you are going to Nancheng on Friday to do business, don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know, it is more than ten kilometers away, how many times have you said that you can't use the bus for private use, this account will be settled with you. Chen Mushan scolded, turned back to the boss and said, "Boss, you continue to contact, I'll check." ”

"Go ahead."

Chen Mushan drove the car and went straight to North Street, and he couldn't figure it out along the way, those guys, usually going to the temple to play, would discuss whether the Bodhisattva was plump or not, and he had never respected God or believed in God, how could he think of buying feng shui instruments.

It didn't take long to arrive at the destination, and on Monday morning, there were not many customers and it was a little deserted, and many doors had not yet opened. The antique city is very large, and I don't know where to find that store for a while, but I saw a stall selling pancakes, and I asked for one, so I chatted with the boss.

"Boss, do you know a store called Jade Ruler Antique Shop?"

When the stall owner heard this, he became interested: "The antique shop is for outsiders to see, but in fact, it sells feng shui ritual shops." ”

"So, you know?"

"How much I've been working here, how can I not know. You're here too? ”

Admiring?

As soon as I heard it, I knew something was wrong: "Yes, tell me about it, I'm so curious." ”

"You're young, young man, and there are things you probably won't believe. Let me tell you, Mr. Yu of the Jade Ruler Xing's special spirit, how can I tell you, say that others estimate that you don't believe it, just talk about my own business. One day last month, just out of the stall, Mr. Yu happened to pass by and took a look at me. Then he came over and told me to hurry home, saying that something was going to happen in my house. We have heard of Mr. Yu's name, we can not believe other people's words, but we must listen to his words. I'll pack up my stalls and hurry home, and guess what? ”

After listening to this, Chen Mushan understood that the so-called Mr. Yu was a fortune teller, and said cooperatively: "What's wrong?" What's wrong? ”

"It's not like anything, the old woman suddenly had a cerebral infarction, but fortunately, she went back and picked up a life in time." The boss said with trepidation: "In this antique city, everyone knows Mr. Yu's name, don't worry, you must be right to find him." ”

Chen Mushan was skeptical about the boss's words, he did not deny that there were masters, but he did not believe that there were masters for the purpose of profit. Under the guidance of the uncle, he soon found the antique shop. I glanced through the window, and there were some Buddha statues and ritual utensils inside, and it seemed that it was really a shop that sold dog meat with a sheep's head.

When I entered the room, a clerk greeted me: "Sir, what do you want to buy?" ”

Chen Mushan glanced at it, but didn't find the Mr. Jade that the uncle said, so he picked up a gilded Buddha statue and asked, "How to sell it?" ”

"One hundred thousand! No counteroffer. The clerk was polite, but his attitude could not hide his arrogance.

Chen Mushan pouted, and said in a weird manner: "How much?" Lakh? Brother, do you sell knives in your shop? ”

The clerk was stunned for a moment, pointed to the sword hanging on the wall and said, "There is no sword, there is a sword." ”

"It's cheap!"

"Of course, it's a real sword."

"Then why don't you just take it and go to the street to grab it? Money comes in that way! ”

The clerk immediately became angry: "How do you speak?" Love to buy and buy, if you don't buy it, you will leave, who forced you? ”

"This, if it is made for more than a year, Lao Tzu has your surname, by the way, what is your surname, don't have the same surname as your father and me, otherwise it will be said that Lao Tzu does not keep his promises."

Chen Mushan said so wildly, the clerk didn't get angry. Instead, he sneered, looked at him like a fool, and his attitude became even more arrogant: "Sir, I don't know how to do the jade ruler!" There are some things that are not worth the price in your eyes, but it is different if you change people. Yes, this Buddha statue is indeed new, I don't deny it, if you put it elsewhere, it is worth a few hundred yuan at most, but if you put it in the jade ruler line, it is worth 100,000 yuan. ”

Chen Mushan smiled evilly: "Understood, you mean, it's a feng shui magic weapon?" ”

"Yo, I can't see it, you still know something. By the way, since you know that he is a feng shui instrument, you should have heard that their value is not measured by money. Putting it at home can bless people from disasters, and you say that a life is not worth 100,000? ”

"So, it's really worth that price, and you mean that just such a copper lump can bless people's safety?" Chen Mushan asked pretending to be ignorant.

"I don't dare to say anything else, but the magic weapon in the jade ruler line is absolutely okay."

With a "bang", Chen Mushan directly threw the gilded bronze statue on the ground and smashed it to pieces.

The clerk was completely stunned, and it took a long time to calm down, and he pointed his finger at him and yelled, "What are you doing?" ”

Chen Mushan smiled disdainfully: "Oh, look at it, look at it, it can bless people's safety, why can't you even protect yourself, I really didn't expect it." ”

The clerk's eyes were bigger than a table tennis ball, and even if he was stupid, he could see that he was clearly looking for something on purpose, so he greeted him, and rushed out from behind Four or five young men surrounded him: "Lose money, don't lose money, don't think of going out of this door today." ”

How could Chen Mushan be afraid, so he picked up another statue and said, "Do you look like corns, where do you see that I can afford to pay for it?" Anyway, I can't afford to lose, so let's smash a few more, don't say, the sound of this thing breaking is really brittle. ”

All the clerks were dumbfounded, where had they ever seen this man. At this moment, an old voice came from the back hall: "Since Mr. is here to find me, just say it, why bother, please go to the back." ”