Chapter 178: A Horse Stunt

When Lao Dao heard this, he shook his head and rattle, and said in his mouth: "I don't care, I don't care, anyway, I'm going to eat, I will die to become an immortal and become a Taoist, and I will starve to death in the underworld." It's a blessing to be able to survive this year, so you can let these jerky support me, right? ”

I said, "No, you said you were going to save us, how can we let you die, how about keeping these jerky for you tomorrow?" ”

When Lao Dao heard this, he smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I said okay to keep it, you can't eat it clean." ”

I nodded and said, "There are a lot of them here, and I'll keep them for you tomorrow." ”

Lao Dao looked at those things, then looked at me and said, "But you have to give me this bag of jerky tomorrow." ”

I said, "Okay, if the husband is out of the horse, you can rest assured." ”

Lao Dao saw me patting my chest and promised, so I reluctantly walked away, this old Tao is really a hungry ghost reincarnated, otherwise how could I eat like this. We were in the village general overnight, the next day ready to continue to hurry, the old road woke me up early in the morning, said I promised to give him jerky, I had to get up, go out to get down a bag of jerky for the old road, the old road as if got a baby, directly in the arms, afraid that others to rob, we are ready to rush when a little worried, we eight people seven horses, one of them can not ride a horse, I don't know what to do for a while, and finally I said: "In this way, the Taoist you ride a horse, I walk below, I am young and fast, It doesn't affect everyone, we can rush to Shandong as soon as possible. ”

Lao Dao hugged his pocket and said to us: "No, no, you don't have to worry about me, I can walk much faster than you, you just go first, I will wait for you in front." ”

I said, "How can this work, how can a man run over a horse?" ”

Lao Dao said: "Why not, you underestimate me, my old Tao can use a horse, can do magic, your horse is too slow, can't run my horse." ”

When I heard this, I was surprised, although this old Taoist is greedy, but he has the ability, I have read the magic in the book, everyone who has read the Water Margin knows Dai Zong, among which the fifty-third chapter wrote that Dai Zong took Li Kui to live in Jizhou, and invited Gongsun Sheng to Gaotang Prefecture to break the prefect's cheap demon law. Originally, Dai Zong practiced the law and practiced the gods, and he must strictly abide by the precepts of vegetarianism, but his companions did not need to be subject to this constraint, but I was afraid that Li Kui would drink and make mistakes along the way, and he also told him not to violate the precepts before leaving. Helplessly, Li Kuiyang disobeyed the yin, and secretly drank wine and ate meat. Dai Zong detected his fraud. In order to punish him, he deliberately made him walk non-stop with a horse on a leash, and for a whole day, he walked straight until he was hungry and thirsty, sweaty, and panting, but he couldn't stop. Dai Zong took out a few cooking cakes from his arms to eat, and also filled the two with Li Kui, Li Kui reached out to catch the cakes behind, a foot away, but he couldn't catch up. had no choice but to confess the mistake of stealing wine and meat and begged Dai Zong for mercy. When Dai Zong ordered him to stop, his feet seemed to be nailed to the ground and could not move. Li Kui had to cry and call Dai Zong "his own grandfather", and swore to obey orders and never dare to violate again.

Dai Zong used a horse, the master told us about the horse, the horse is actually a horse made of paper, this spell is similar to the soles of the clouds method: the soles of the clouds method, is to take two horses, each of which is written on the white clouds rise four words, respectively tied to the legs, the mouth recites the cloud mantra: "I hope to invite the god of Liuding Liujia, the white cloud crane feather flying god." The clouds on the soles of my feet are as fast as the wind, like I fly in the blue sky. I am under the edict of the Nine Heavens Xuannu. ”

As long as the mana is strong, you can start, accelerate, and stop at will, but our mana is too poor to use a horse, at this time I saw that the old Tao was eating jerky, and suddenly thought of one thing, that is, people who use a horse must have strict dietary taboos, one of which is that you can't eat meat, but this old Tao is fond of eating like life, how can you use a horse? Lao Dao seemed to know what I was thinking, so he said: "You kid must know that I drink wine and eat meat, and I can't use the magic technique, you can rest assured, Lao Tao I don't need to be taboo in my magic technique, you go first, I ate dried meat, a little brace, I'll sleep for a while." ”

After finishing speaking, he leaned against a pile of firewood and straw, and slept with his eyes closed, when the junior brother whispered to me: "Senior brother, I think this old way is a master who cheats to eat and drink, what kind of magic technique, I think it is bragging, you look at it and pretend to sleep, it must be bragging, and I can't explain it." ”

I said, "Senior brother, don't talk nonsense, the Taoist is a master, let's go our way regardless of the rules, and the Taoist can leave whenever he wants." ”

After I finished pulling the saddle on the horse, other people also got on the horse, we walked in the direction of Shandong, on the road saw refugees fleeing, a question only to know that Shandong's Han Fuqu 100,000 army, retreated without a fight, the whole Shandong has fallen for the most part, now the devil kills people everywhere, my heart suddenly pulled up, at this time I didn't care about the old way, the horse whipped up, until noon, riding on the horse legs sore, our speed slowed down, through a small forest, the branches of this forest stretched out to the road, We had to dismount and lead the horses in the woods, and my junior brother Tianning said to me: "Senior brother, I know that the old man is a liar, and he cheats and cheats there. ”

I said, "Senior brother, okay, I always feel that the old Taoist is a tall man, although he is thin and very greedy, but his eyes are very smart, just look at his eyes, I know that he is introverted and deliberately pretending to be stupid." ”

When Senior Brother Tianning heard this, he said there: "Come on, Senior Brother, you are looking away this time." ”

As soon as I finished speaking, I said, "What's wrong with you, junior brother?" ”

Tian Ning said: "Someone hit me with a stone just now. ”

As soon as I heard it, I asked if others had smashed Tianning, and Qinglian and they all said no, so I said, "Okay, okay, no one smashed you, it must be a branch." ”

Tinning scratched his head and said, "It's not like a tree branch." ”

After finishing speaking, I continued to walk forward, at this time I saw a small stone, flying towards Tianning's head, snapped, smashed on the head, and smashed Tianning again, I saw this, so I said to Tianning: "Tianning, someone did hit you, just now I saw a small stone flying diagonally." ”

When Tian Ning heard this, he was furious, and suddenly took down the gun on his shoulder, and said: "Which bastard hurts people secretly, there is a kind of you coming out." ”

At this time, a man in the tree said in the voice of a rooster: "As the saying goes, you don't talk about people behind your back, you don't talk about ghosts in the night, my old way is sleeping on the tree, you run to me, I hit you and you can't stand it?" ”

As soon as I heard that it was Qingxu Lao Dao, I hurriedly looked towards the voice, only to see Qingxu Lao Dao lying on a tree, stretching his waist there, I hurriedly made amends with Qingxu Lao Dao, Tianning did not talk much, Lao Dao jumped down from the tree, it was not a coincidence for a while, his clothes were torn by the branches, he was like a child, sitting on the ground and not getting up, and said in his mouth: "You pay, you pay, you say you don't come early, you don't come late, but come at this time, I'm on the tree, wait for you to wait for a sleep, you just come, come on, come on, I also scolded me for being a liar, I got down from the tree in anger, and my clothes were torn, and I blamed you for it, and you paid for it. ”

As soon as I heard this, I said, "Dao Chief, your clothes are torn, and we will compensate you." ”

Lao Daotou shook like a rattle, and said in his mouth: "No, no, who asked you to pay for your clothes, I will let you pay for a bag of jerky, Lao Dao, I am addicted to eating." ”

At this time, Xihan came over and said, "What a shameless old man, didn't my second brother just give you a bag of jerky in the morning?" That thing rises when it encounters water, and you can't eat it even if you are ten people? ”

Lao Tao said: "I can't finish eating, but I share it with others." ”

As soon as An Ran heard this, the fire came up at that time and said: "What a cow's nose, good beef jerky, you share it with others, why are you embarrassed to ask us again?" ”

Lao Dao said: "Yes, I don't fight with women, and I saw those refugees fleeing on the way, who had nothing to eat, so I was kind for a while, so I gave them food." ”