At this time, an old man said: "This gentleman sees that you are a knowledgeable person, although we are poor, but we are not a chicken, make human life, but you don't know, this Taoist priest in our village is about to steal all the chickens in the village, and every time he catches it, he plays a scoundrel, we have no choice, so we want to teach him a hard lesson." ”

I looked at the Taoist priest, who was holding the chicken with his head down, and said nothing, and I said, "Look at this Taoist priest is quite pitiful, so let him let this chicken go, and you can let him go." ”

After I said this, the old man suddenly raised his head and said in a rooster voice: "Don't let it go, don't let it go, I finally stole it, how can I let it go?" ”

I saw the face of Lao Dao clearly, and I saw Lao Dao's small eyes, yellow eyes grunting, sharp-beaked monkey gills, a mouthful of garlic teeth, a goatee, and a long festive one, with a bun on his head and pinned with a wooden stick. I looked at Lao Dao, Lao Dao also looked at me, he was stunned at first, and then looked behind me, after reading it, he threw the chicken in his hand at that time, and then said: "Come, the people I am waiting for are here, I will not eat your chickens, these days, the chickens I eat, how much are you worth, let these people pay you." ”

After saying that, he stood up with a hippie smile and looked at the one who squeezed his eyebrows, Lao Dao's set, not only made us stunned, but also those who chased him to beat, and then Lao Dao suddenly said to me with a loud voice: "I said what are you doing stunned?" Master Dao, I ate other people's chickens and didn't give people money, all because of you, why don't you hurry up and give money? ”

When Lao Dao said this, Tian Ning was angry, Tian Ning pointed to Lao Dao and said: "Okay, you are a miscellaneous old man, I really don't know what to do, my senior brother kindly persuaded people not to beat you, but you asked my senior brother to pay you for the chicken, believe it or not, I beat you up." ”

When the old man heard this, he said with a hippie smile: "Okay, okay, my skin is just itchy, you hurry up and beat it." ”

As soon as the junior brother Tianning heard this, he raised his fist and was about to beat the old Dao, I hurriedly called Tianning, and listened to the tone of the old Dao's speech, I knew that this old way was not simple, everyone who has the ability on the rivers and lakes has a strange temper, isn't it chicken money, I said to those people: "That's it, the Taoist said just now, we will pay for the chicken he eats, and we will pay for it, uncle, how much do you see?" ”

When the old man heard this, he stretched out three fingers and said, "This old man has stolen so many chickens, at least three pieces of ocean, and if the gentleman can't take out three pieces of ocean, you can give two pieces." ”

After I heard this, I said to the old man, "Okay, I'll give you five oceans, but I have the conditions, this Taoist must be hungry, we are hungry, you killed the chicken, let's have a meal here with you?" ”

After saying that, I took out five pieces of ocean and handed it to the old man, who happily took the ocean, and then beckoned those people to cook for us. Those people went home to cook and didn't talk about it for the time being, just talked about the old way, looked at me, and said: "No thanks, no thanks, this is what you deserve, and I deserve it." ”

My junior brother said, "Okay, you are an old man, what does it mean to be well-deserved?" ”

Lao Dao said: "My old man is here, just to wait for you, I stole so many chickens, you give some money, of course you should be." The two of you, looking at your faces, will soon have a bloody disaster, but you don't deserve to die, so I'm going to wait to save you. ”

I said, "How do you know to wait for us?" ”

Lao Dao said: "Lao Dao, I was enlightened by the White Fox Fairy Gu, so I came here to wait for you. ”

"White Fox Fairy Gu?"

Lao Dao nodded and said: "Yes, yes, I am a person, I originally traveled the world, I ate wherever I went, I was at ease, almost like a fairy, I heard that Yuntai Juan Shushan is the place where the fox fairy Hei's mother cultivates immortals, and there is a fairy tree in it, so I went to see, but after I got there, I ate the poisonous fruit and almost died in the cave, just when I was about to die, I saw a woman in white appear in a daze, and the woman in white stuffed half a white leaf in my mouth, and then said to me, She is the fox fairy here, and after I got better, she waited here for a few people, and told me that you had a bloody disaster, and asked me to do what she commanded. I was in a daze, I don't know if it's true, or a dream, and when I wake up, think about it carefully, only to know that it is the fox fairy manifestation, enlighten me, I am in the cave, kowtow to the fox fairy a few heads, and hurried here, I didn't expect to come early, my gluttony was committed, so I had to steal chicken here and burn it to eat. ”

I said, "Is the fox fairy you are talking about called Bai Yun'er?" ”

Lao Dao nodded and said, "That fox fairy calls himself Yun'er. ”

I listened to a burst of excitement in my heart, Bai Yun'er must be a fairy leaf for Lao Dao to eat, the three of us, in the Mongolian tribe, did not get sick, but also because of Bai Yun'er's fairy leaves, think about Bai Yun'er's love for me, my heart is a little uncomfortable, people in this life, it is like this, get a lot, but also miss a lot, a love word is very good. I owe Bai Yun'er a love, and I can't pay it back in this life.

At this time, the Zhuang Shangren asked us to go to the village to drink tea, and in a relatively large house, there were two tables, put together, and the chairs were high and short, and it seemed that they were put together by several families. There are teapots and coarse porcelain bowls on the table, which are used in the countryside, and some people pour us tea, and then some people come in and apologize to the old way, and the old way is also generous, waving his hand and saying: "Forget it, forget it, my old way is the most annoying and vulgar manner, fortunately you have given me loose skin these days, otherwise I will suffocate to death." ”

After those people went out, we chatted with Lao Dao, Lao Dao said that his name was Qingxu, and others called him Qingxu Lao Dao, and he had a problem, he liked to eat the most, and where there was food, he would go there. We chatted for a day, the dish has come up, Lao Dao saw that the dish came up, quickly picked up the chopsticks, and stuffed the dish into his mouth one by one, it was really like a starving ghost reincarnated, he was eating, and said vaguely in his mouth Let's not be polite, but he just said, because he had already pulled the plate to his own, and we couldn't eat it if we wanted to.

After eating a few dishes, we didn't eat a bit, and after Lao Dao finished eating, he patted his belly and said, "Oh, I'm half full." Then he looked at us and said, "What are you stupid people looking at?" Why don't you eat it? ”

I smiled and said, "You're almost gnawing the plate, look at the plate in front of you, how can we eat." ”

Lao Dao looked at it and said a little embarrassed: "Just thinking about eating it just now, this, this is embarrassing, there is still soup on the plate, it's really not okay for you to drink the soup in it with one plate per other." ”

As he spoke, he gave each of us a plate with some leftover soup, and several women frowned, Cui Yujuan said: "We won't drink this soup, Dao Chief, let's drink it from your old man." ”

As soon as Lao Dao heard this, he said: "Okay, good, then I'm not welcome, I'm not full anyway." ”

After saying that, I started to drink soup with a plate, anyway, I almost gnawed the plate, and finally fried chickens came up, Qingxu Lao Dao pulled it over, and found that we looked at him, a little embarrassed, put the plate in the middle for us to eat, this old way let us eat when the spit flew, the black thumb was put in the chicken soup, a few women saw this, they almost vomited, who can still eat, the old Tao looked, smiled and said: "You don't eat, my old way can eat, you are really, there are chickens don't eat, this year the army is chaotic, If you don't have the next meal, maybe the day will be over, and you won't be able to eat it when you want to. ”

After finishing speaking, the stewed chicken was directly eaten with our hands, pinched and eaten, and a few of us couldn't stand it anymore, so we had to get up and go out, walked to the horses outside, took out the jerky inside, and ate some cushions. In fact, this year, it is very luxurious to be able to eat jerky. When we were eating jerky, Qingxu Lao Dao came out with his stomach in his hand, and when he saw our jerky, his eyes lit up, and he stretched out his hand to grab the jerky, and I said to Qingxu Lao Dao: "Dao Chief, you can't eat anymore, this jerky is no better than anything else, eat it in your stomach, and it will swell when you encounter water, and if you eat so much, you will be strangled to death." ”