Drag racing in the desert doesn't require driving skills, as long as you know which foot is the accelerator, and it doesn't matter where the brakes are for the driving fart......

The combat tractor was converted from a heavy-duty truck, with a thick bulletproof deck and five pairs of rubber tires and steel tracks. The roof of the car is not only equipped with a deck, but also welded with two cannons that can shoot large-caliber explosive bombs, in addition to a telescopic length of more than eight meters, remotely controlled mechanical arm, the end of the arm is installed with a diameter of one and a half meters chainsaw disc, when turned it is called a noise that can be heard from afar.

This car is of good quality, although there are some small bumps in running in the desert, but it is very fast, and it can directly cross a two-meter-wide ravine, which can be regarded as the right tooth and gold and silver that Meng Nan spent.

There was nothing but sand and dust in the desert, which was even more barren and empty than Meng Nan imagined.

The combat tractor crossed a large crater at a speed well over 180 miles, and when it was about to hit a boulder like a hill in front of it, it turned around to avoid the destruction of the car and the death of the person, and continued to advance towards the terrible terrain ahead......

You can guess who is driving by looking at this driving style, yes, it's the drag racer who lacks the heart.

Meng Nan asked the dentist to drive just to tease it, who knew that this guy really found the dentist desperately, it probably thought that killing the dentist would make it easy to get on it, anyway, this guy's logical way of thinking is a bit elusive, probably maybe so.

Of course, Meng Nan didn't want the two of them to be separated, and after separating them, he announced that the next journey would be helmed by the lack of Xinyan, this guy was crazy with joy, hugged Meng Nan's thigh and licked and kissed ......

Ahem, wrong, it was licking and kissing the tracks of the combat tractor, and there was no word of thanks to Meng Nan, the boss.

The bone man witnessed the whole process, and was puzzled by Meng Nan's tolerant treatment of fart spirits, and inevitably sneered. Meng Nan was not angry, he said a very realistic thing very calmly: "Either shut up, or stay in this desert and die of thirst and starvation." ”

The phrase was useful, and the bone man decided to shut up, but this quiet state did not last long. There was only three minutes between the time he started and when he spoke again, and in those three minutes, he made a total of eleven sharp turns, and on the twelve, the bone man fell in the car.

For a former boss, the act of missing eyes is simply looking for death. The boss told Ya to drive, Ya actually raced, drag racing, even if it was drag racing, I also liked it a little bit, but Ya didn't really like it well!

He was about to get angry, but was pressed on the seat by Meng Nan.

At the beginning, he was wearing power armor and had never fought Meng Nan with a weapon, and now that he has no equipment, he is not Meng Nan's opponent, so he is very aware of the current affairs and suppresses the anger in his heart.

Of course, Meng Nan didn't say that it was over, he found a few thick hemp ropes, and then fixed the bone man in place.

Orcs don't have the concept of using seat belts, so at first the bone man thought that Meng Nan had bad intentions, but soon found that after he was tied to the seat, his ass was also steady, his one-arm was also freed, and his toes no longer had to tightly buckle the soles of his shoes, so his mood was naturally better, and then he felt Waaaagh.

The so-called "Waaaaaagh!" can probably describe the situation of the passengers in the car.

Every sharp turn and every leap of the combat tractor under the control of the mindless eye can attract the shouts of everyone WaaaghWaaagh, and no one will be hit by such an operation, and the head will be broken, and the hands and feet will be broken.

Meng Nan gave the orcs the first glimpse of the importance of seat belts, and the dentist was smart enough to see a business opportunity in it, but of course this is a story for later.

In short, this team with weak combat power is on the road, and it will never return to the nascent sun.

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Meng Nan and the others did not know how far it was from the landing site to the target place, in short, they ate when they were hungry, drank when they were thirsty, and slept when they were sleepy.

Our driver, Mr. Lack of Heart, fell into a state of madness, not eating, drinking, or sleeping for three days in a row, just a vigorous drag race, until Meng Nan saw that his eyes bulged out and his face turned yellow, and then he let it stop on the excuse that there was no fuel.

At that time, the guy who lacked the eyes of the heart exploded when he heard that there was no gas: "What, there is no gas? What are you doing to eat, don't you know how to get more fuel? Waaagh, I'm going to kill this group of waste!"

Before it could erupt, it was knocked out by a dentist's wrench, well, and two new teeth that had just popped up.

Meng Nan was shocked, the guy who lacked the heart eye actually dared to scold himself for being a waste, this guy was racing to the magic barrier! He believed that if he hadn't lied, the lack of heart and eye would definitely kill him.

For three and a half days, from the morning of three days ago to the evening of three days later, no one knew exactly how far had been advanced. At this moment, the sun was setting in the distance, dyeing the barren land blood red, and the breeze swept away a faint smoke and dust.

Seeing this alien beauty, Meng Nan couldn't help but read: "Ah, stop and sit in love with the maple forest at night, and the frost leaves are red in the ......."

Before he finished reading this poem, which was not suitable for the occasion, Meng Nan suddenly felt that something was wrong.

He ran back to the car to find the map, and then looked at the map and thought, this planet is not very big from space, and the rotten gambler captain said the same, so the continent where everyone is located should not be very big, and it should have been able to cross the continent at the speed of the heartless eye drag racing, but why is it still in this desert?

Something isn't quite right......

Meng Nan looked up and observed the surrounding environment, and the more he looked at it, the more familiar he felt. The barren mountain seems to have been seen somewhere, yes, where have you seen it.

He said to the squatting skeleton man, "Madman, do you think that mountain is familiar?"

The bone man turned his head to look, and the flesh on the eyebrow bone wrinkled into a figure-eight, and he didn't know if it was constipation or thinking. After a while, he finally sighed.

"What, remember?"

"No, my stomach is finally clear. ”

Meng Nan was speechless for a while, but at this moment, the dentist spoke: "Macho boss, I think about this mountain upside down and I seem to have seen it." ”

A sentence to wake up the person in the dream, isn't it, this mountain shape rotates 90 degrees is not the one I saw yesterday, it took a day and a half to just go around the front of the mountain to the back of the mountain!

"Lack of heart!"

Meng Nan was furious, walked into the car and dragged the sleeping fart out, this little guy was so sleepy that he didn't wake up even with such a big movement. After two slaps, the eyes were still closed, and his hands were swinging and twitching from time to time, looking like he was still racing in his dream.

This was really infuriating and helpless, and Meng Nan could only throw the little guy back in the car again.

"Hahaha, Ya's fart is very cunning, and he played Ya's boss. The bone man lifted his pants and laughed.