Chapter 27: Lack of Heart and Eyes Goes Crazy

The totem of the Evil Sun Clan is a round of yellow and orange flames of the red sun, which is often painted as a grinning face with bared teeth.

The orcs of this clan are the most obsessed with vehicles of all clans. This is because vehicles allow them to move faster, which means they can enter enemy positions faster and fight each other face to face, so this clan will collect a large number of vehicles of all kinds, such as Hurricane Motorcycles, Combat Tractors, Smoky Trucks, Boom Rockets, Daka Fighters, Dead Helicopters, and so on.

They like to paint their vehicles in red and yellow, with red and yellow being the main colors of their totems, red representing the sun and yellow representing flames.

Red also has another meaning, the orcs believe that red vehicles can run faster, so they paint vehicles red, in fact, vehicles painted red do run faster. Some guys even paint bullets and shells red just to make them fly faster.

Not only do they paint their vehicles, weapons, and ammunition red, but if they have enough paint, they paint themselves red, but if they can't find paint, they have to smear blood on their bodies instead.

The "Orc Kiss" contest is popular with many other clans, but the Evil Sun Clan doesn't like it very much, preferring a race called "Death Racing". For these orcs, obsessed with engine noise and extreme speed, there's nothing quite like drag racing!

Maux is the boss of the Evil Sun Clan, the planet that doesn't, the first continent.

He had heard a report from his men a few mornings earlier that a thief had fallen from the sky, and his instinct told him that his chance had come to get out of this damn place. Standing in the doorway and laughing for a long time, he ordered the boys to fill up the small stock of fuel into the vehicle, and then set off to grab the thief's thing.

As a result, the kid under his hand came to report again, saying that the stock of fuel had been stolen by a few drag racers, and the next batch of fuel Skoog would not be available until three days later. Enraged, he directly scooped the oil thieves, and then got the bad news that the thief's thing flew away......

While waiting for the fuel to be produced, Maux did nothing but whip the corpse to vent his anger, until a kid reported that there was gas.

Although the thief flew away and never came back, he decided to check it out, because if he wanted to survive in this barren world, he couldn't let go of any opportunity. Filling up his combat buggy and two motorcycles, Maux set off with his boys.

The desert was large, and the yellow smoke rising from behind the car made it look even more desolate and dead.

Maux drove through the off-road vehicle, but his heart was very happy, he stepped on the accelerator to the end, but his hands let go of the steering wheel and raised his big gun to shoot into the sky, his mouth kept screaming WaaaghWaaagh, and the boys around him were in the same mood, because it had been a long time since everyone had such a drag racing last time.

The resources on this planet are too scarce, the environment is too harsh, and every clan is competing for resources in order to survive, plundering everything that can be used.

Mauks is a cunning boss who understands early on that in order to keep his clan strong and maintain his position, he must learn to count the grains of rice in a bowl. In fact, from this point of view, he is a rather unusual orc, but it is undeniable that it is precisely because of his otherness that his war gang has survived until now.

He led the orc boys deep into the desert, heading towards the place where the thief's gadget had fallen, hoping to find something that could be used.

From the time of the sun's first birth to the time when the sun was at its hottest, he found an anomaly in that direction. The sky in the distance was filled with smoke and dust, like a sandstorm, and he stopped to check the direction of the wind, but there was no wind.

The orc boys saw their boss's eyes squint again, and they immediately became even more excited. In addition to being able to drag race today, there is actually a battle?!

That's more than double the joy!Waaaaaaagh!

"Cheer up, boys, I'm going to take you to a good job, Waaaaagh!!"

———— Faint Secante ————

Meng Nan was ridiculed by the bone man for his lack of heart, which made him very faceless, but he would not strangle the lack of heart and eye because of this.

Because the lack of heart eye is such a fart spirit, as long as it involves vehicles and drag racing, its seemingly papaya-like brain can spin fast, and it can come up with any ghost idea, Meng Nan sometimes thinks that this contrast is quite cute.

Meng Nan threw the missing eye back into the car, and then rubbed his hands in the sand: "Dentist, come here." ”

"Tell me something, boss. The dentist ran to Meng Nan and stood upright.

"Do you know how to drive?" Meng Nan asked.

The dentist was immediately happy, patted his chest and promised: "I will, my driving skills are much better than that fool who lacks heart." ”

"Well, you'll be in charge of driving tomorrow. ”

"Waaagh! I can really drive this time!" the dentist jumped up when he heard this, it didn't matter to him whether he could drive or not, the important thing was that he could disgust the fool who lacked his eyes. The thought that the lack of heart eyes would be thunderous because of this, it was very happy in its heart.

Seeing that the dentist's smiling mouth was about to crack to the back of his head, Meng Nan couldn't help asking, "Aren't you afraid of a lack of heart and eyes to fight with you?"

The dentist's face turned pale, and he replied righteously: "I won't be afraid of it, it is delaying the boss's business to fight with me, and I will beat it flat!"

"Alright, go ask if Rotten Nose is ready for dinner. Meng Nan waved his hand to let it go, and then looked at the bone man with a smug face, as if to say that if you see it, some of Lao Tzu's farts are smart and honest guys.

The bone husband's face is still full of disdain, in his opinion, these fart spirits who don't have a star and a half in the battle are not even rookies, and a guy who can fight so well actually uses such a group of scum, what a stupid Ou Krypton.

However, at this moment, the combat tractor behind them suddenly started.

What's the matter, the dentist is so impatient to drive? Meng Nan looked back, and saw that the missing eye was sitting in the driver's seat and stretched out his little head, only to see that his face turned from green to red, and his eyes flashed with excitement, just like being beaten with chicken blood.

"Macho boss, come up, someone wants to drag race with me!"

"What the hell is this, didn't you sleep like a dead pig just now?" Meng Nan turned his head and asked the bone man.

I saw that the bone man also shook his head with surprise on his face: "I see that this fart is really crazy." ”