"Our king is very coaxing, if you pat him on the back, he will reward you with gold, you know the rules, and I will share half of the benefits."

Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, and openly asked for bribes? However, if you really give it, it's okay to give half, it's better than eating soil.

"Hahaha, just kidding, the beauty greets you."

"Wow, it's hardcore, I like it." Zhu Bajie began to drool again.

As soon as the monkey saw this embarrassing appearance, he immediately pulled him away, Lu Yu looked around, there was nothing to look at, and he suddenly lost interest.

The group came to the king, and the king was quite enjoyable, riding a wooden horse and eating sugar gourds, and there were beauties waiting next to him.

However, as soon as Lu Yu saw this king, he found that something was wrong with him, but the monsters in this world were much more powerful than him, so he didn't dare to use his spiritual power to investigate, just pretended not to find it, and left it to the monkey to deal with.

"Your Majesty, the senior monks of the Tang Dynasty are here."

"The poor monk Chen Xuanzang and his three junior disciples have seen the emperor, passing through the precious land, and asked the emperor to exchange the customs clearance documents for us."

When the king heard this, he immediately ran off the throne with a happy face, and rushed over to Tang Seng and the others, and when the monkey saw it, he secretly clenched his fists and was ready to shoot at any time, obviously, he also found out that this king was a monster.

"Hug! Hug! ”

"Uh~" Tang Seng was stunned by this king who was obviously a middle-aged greasy man but wanted to pretend to be tender. Before he could react, the running king kicked into the air and rolled off his throne with a grunt.

When Jiugong Zhenren saw that the king had fallen, he did not step forward to help him up, but clapped his hands and applauded: "Good! The King's performance was wonderful. ”

It seems that this Jiugong real person also has a lot of experience in coaxing children, if the child falls, if you coax him, 99% of him will cry, if you praise him, he will 100% try not to let himself cry.

"Hey, Brother Monkey, this king seems to be more than a dead bald donkey."

The monkey shook his head when he heard this: "Impossible, no one can 2 die bald donkey." ”

Sure enough, the king didn't care about his bruised nose and swollen face at all, and continued to run in front of Tang Seng with a smirk, opening his arms to hug him.

Tang Seng was obviously a little overwhelmed by the enthusiastic king, and he didn't know what to do for a while when he looked at the real people of the Nine Palaces.

"The king welcomes the mage with the ultimate gift, hurry up and return the salute."

"Ah,......h

Tang Seng just wanted to hug the king, but he didn't know that his face was pale, and he had already withdrawn his hands.

"It's late, end the shelf? Bah! ”

After speaking, the king turned around and returned to the throne, looked at Tang Seng and asked, "I heard that you are an exorcist?" Show your hands and take a look. ”

"King Qiyu, this exorcist is not a juggler, so he can't perform it."

When the king heard this, he immediately became angry, and rolled on the ground in anger.

"Damn, you will do whatever I tell you to do, you will say whatever I tell you to say, you don't do what I say, you just don't have face with me, believe it or not, I will let people cut off your head and pee in the pot at night?"

Tang Seng was startled when he saw it, he was in a groove, and he would die if he didn't agree with him? What about the childlike innocence that is good?

The monkey listened to the king's words and was broken, "Well, this king knows the public opinion too well, and I support him." ”

"Come on, cut him!" As soon as the king gave an order, he immediately walked over to the four palace guards, escorted Tang Seng and walked out.

Tang Seng was dumbfounded, so simply, didn't he even give him a chance to change?

"It's okay, it's okay!"

"Real person, are you really okay?"

"Just kidding."

When Tang Seng heard this, he put some snacks in it, "That's good." "I'll just say, if you don't agree with someone's head, you will have a head.

Zhu Bajie watched Tang Seng being escorted away with a gloating expression, "It doesn't look like a joke." ”

"Isn't it like?" Before Tang Seng finished speaking, he saw a nephew holding a ghost-headed big knife in his hand, sharpening the knife Huo Huo staring at him.

Tang Seng suddenly felt the chrysanthemum cold, what is this special joke, this is true.

When the executioner grabbed Tang Seng's neck, Tang Seng was almost scared. "Your Majesty, I have a dream, I have to perform, I have to have a chance. Wukong, hurry up and play a few tricks to put on a show for the emperor. ”

Although the monkey will not watch Tang Seng being killed, it is also necessary to let him know the importance of my grandson when he is sure of rescuing him, so he plucked his ears and turned his head, as if he didn't hear it, but the king's next words made the monkey angry.

When the king heard this, he was even more dissatisfied, and pointed at Tang Seng and said angrily: "If you don't give me a performance, forget it, just find a nanny to perform for me, fool me, and hack him to death for me." ”

As soon as the monkey heard the king say that he was a nanny, he knew that this monster was obviously deliberately humiliating him.

Tang Seng saw that he was about to be escorted out of the hall, and the monkey pretended to be deaf and dumb again, and his head was about to move, so he immediately pulled the palace door and didn't let go, and shouted in a hissing voice:

"Don't stop me, I'm done with it, I'll just find a place to make up my makeup."

"Hurry up."

"Mage, do you really want to brush twice?" Jiugong Zhenren leaned next to Tang Seng and asked.

Tang Seng was about to cry, "Can I not play?" "I don't really want to, but if I don't play with my head, I'll be gone.

"Hahaha!"

The king arranged a room in the side hall next to him, and told them to hurry up and prepare.

As soon as he entered the house, Tang Seng ran to the monkey for help regardless of his previous suspicions.

"What are you doing?"

The monkey Hang'er Lang said indifferently: "It's not a big deal, just come out of the divine palm." ”

Tang Seng didn't forget to pretend to be forced at this time, and when he heard the monkey's words, he immediately said urgently: "Is the Divine Palm a random one?" ”

Zhu Bajie came up with an idea on the side: "I have become a head, wouldn't it be good to go out and perform twice?" ”

The monkey immediately sneered: "You go out and snap, there are so many palace maids, the boss likes to be a father." ”

Lu Yu watched the monkey and the pig's head play a double reed there, obviously these two guys were planning to pit Tang Seng for a while.

Tang Seng saw that this was not going to work, and that was not going to work, so he immediately urged the monkey and said, "Then you should say a way." ”

The monkey pretended to be Chen Si and said, "Now the only way is to obey the charm." ”

This so-called obedient talisman Lu Yu also knows a little bit.,Whoever this thing is pasted on after the spell is cast.,What the caster does, the person who sticks it will follow.,But this thing is still a little useful for people who don't have any cultivation.,If you have cultivation.,You can get rid of the charm by any way.。

When Tang Seng heard this, he said with disgust: "Here again?" The old bridge section is over. ”

"It's going to be a boss, don't care if it's old or not, just work."

Tang Seng thought about it for a while, and when he looked up at the sinister smiles on the faces of the monkey and the pig's head, he knew that these two guys must not be holding back any good fart.

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