Chapter 330: Look Silly, Pig Head?
For the monkey's proposal, Tang Seng's head shook like a rattle.
"No, you're stripping naked and dancing around, won't I'm finished?"
The monkey was shocked, foggy grass, he could actually guess it, it was amazing.
"Can't you trust me?" The monkey looked sad and desperate.
Tang Seng didn't even hesitate, and shook his head decisively: "I don't believe it." ”
The monkey roared angrily: "Help you wholeheartedly to me, you don't believe me? ”
Tang Seng was still unmoved, shaking his head, "I don't believe it." ”
As soon as the monkey saw that this product was soft and hard, he immediately changed his strategy, "If you find something wrong in the middle, you can call it a stop." ”
Tang Seng was really hesitant by them, the key was that he had no choice.
"Don't lie to me?"
"Am I like? Besides, when did I lie to you? As he spoke, he picked up Tang Seng, picked up the obedient charm and stuck it on Tang Seng's body, and pulled him out.
Tang Seng suddenly had a bad premonition, "You have been lying to me all along." ”
"You're right, but it's useless, let me out." As he spoke, he kicked Tang Seng out to perform.
As for the content of the next performance, it is really not appropriate to describe it too much, spicy eyes, of course, as soon as the monkey did what he said, as long as Tang Seng shouted to stop, the monkey would stop, but Tang Seng stopped, and the king who was watching was not doing it.
On one side is his own head, and on the other side is humiliation, Tang Seng can only choose to be embarrassed. In the end, the monkey slapped the king hard, and he didn't forget that the monster said that he was a nanny, and the monkey had always taken revenge overnight.
Tang Seng directly stunned the king with a big slap, wow wow crying, and this guy is a monster, for the sake of the plan in his heart, he can't really tear his face with Tang Seng and others, he can only pretend to be crazy and cry stupidly.
When Jiugong saw it, he hurriedly sent Tang Seng and the others out, and before leaving, he also gave Tang Seng a lot of entanglements.
Looking at the back of the real person of the Nine Palaces, the monkey teased: "The national teacher seems to have a good impression of you, boss, what do you think?" I think I can think about it, I have to say, I admire you, you can pick up girls wherever you go. ”
Lu Yu saw that it was going to be bad, so he resolutely hid far away. Sure enough, Tang Seng was angry at this time, and when he heard the monkey's words, he immediately exploded.
grabbed the placket of the monkey's chest and scolded angrily: "You stinky monkey, you can be shameless, I expected you to play yin, but I didn't expect you to want me to die, you kneel for me, if you don't kneel, I will beat you until you kneel." ”
The reason why Tang Seng was so angry was not because of the glamorous dances he danced. That kind of dance, the occasional dance, is nothing, although it is humiliating, but it is not unbearable, and what makes him angry is that the monkey finally controls him to beat the king. He is really afraid, as a mortal, he has been taught since he was a child that the king is high and inviolable, but he actually beat the king today, and it almost scared him to pee.
In the face of Tang Seng's anger, the monkey coldly slapped his hand away. "You fight, you know what it's like to make a fool of yourself in public now, right? That's right, I just want to trick you and let you know what it means to be undignified. ”
The two quarreled, Lu Yu just watched from the sidelines, and did not come forward to persuade them, these two people have a lot of resentment in each other's hearts, and it is good to vent it.
"Okay, since it's all said to this point, I'll slap you to death." Tang Seng raised his hand violently and roared angrily.
"You hit! Even if you are beaten to death, it is better than living without dignity, you remember, there is a saying that 'do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' ’”
Tang Seng gritted his teeth violently, waved his slap and slammed down, Lu Yu saw Tang Seng's movements, and was startled by the fog grass, could this thing really be like a divine palm? I really want to kill the monkey.
"Smack!" There was a crisp sound, and what startled several people was that Tang Seng's slap actually hit him in the face.
I rub, which one is this? Angry self-harm? Then Tang Seng knelt in front of the monkey with a puff.
"I'm sorry, I was wrong."
The monkey was stunned by Tang Seng's sudden reversal, "Don't come here, it's useless to me." ”
Lu Yu was also confused, can Tang Seng be so shameless? It seems that he is about to reestimate the thickness of his skin.
The monkey turned to leave, Tang Seng slapped himself in the mouth, and repented with a crying voice: "You are right, do not do to others what you do not want, I have always ignored your feelings, let you dance in public, it is my fault, I call you a stinky monkey, I don't take into account your feelings at all, papapa!" "This big slap is not fake at all, Lu Yu grinned when he saw it, did Tang Seng really think that he was wrong?
"Actually, it's me who has the problem, it's me who makes everyone unhappy, it's me, I'm wrong, I hope you can forgive me once, give me a chance."
Seeing Tang Seng kneeling on the ground and kowtowing constantly, Lu Yuming knew that there must be a conspiracy in this product, but he couldn't help but feel a little compassionate.
"Hey, senior brother, could it be that the dead bald donkey has really found out his conscience?"
Lu Yu glanced at Zhu Bajie, "Didn't you see it?" Haven't heard of it? The longest way to go is the boss's routine, if this thing doesn't have a routine, I won't believe it. However, his confession of kneeling to buy people's hearts is still somewhat useful, don't believe it. ”
Sure enough, the monkey stepped forward and helped up Tang Seng who was kneeling on the ground and crying bitterly, and the two hugged each other affectionately, admitting each other's mistakes, and getting back together regardless of their previous suspicions, a posture of being good brothers for life.
Zhu Bajie on the side was directly dumbfounded, how can he be like this? Don't they all say that monkeys are very shrewd? What about your IQ?
"Look stupid, right? This effect is so remarkable, they are ready to kiss. ”
Lu Yu estimated that the monkey also knew that there was a reason why Tang Seng knelt down and admitted his mistakes, but he was still not as thick-skinned as Tang Seng and chose to forgive him, besides, the monkey's character was originally the kind of typical kind of eating soft and not eating hard, what he wanted was Tang Seng's attitude, since Tang Seng admitted his mistakes, what else could he do? You can't kill him, can you?
Sure enough, after getting back together with the monkey, Tang Seng showed his fox tail.
"I think that for the sake of our exorcism team's reputation in the rivers and lakes in the future, we can't run this matter, we must face it."
You're not going to eat together, is our team good at learning from experience? A little professionalism is okay?
However, Monkey and Bajie had no objection to Tang Seng's words, and Lu Yu naturally didn't say anything more. So the group returned to the palace.
"The palace is forbidden, and trespassers are killed."
"Oh, mage, why are you back?" Jiugong Zhenren ran out of the palace gate.
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