Chapter 331: Hit Me!
"Mage, why are you back again? Hurry up, the king will react in a while, and you can't leave if you want to. Jiugong Zhenren persuaded with a distressed look.
Tang Seng hurriedly explained: "Real person, I thought about it again and again, I can't just walk away like this, I have to remedy my signboard." ”
Jiugong Zhenren continued to persuade: "Mage, you still have to go as far as you can, if you go in, the end will be very miserable." ”
"Real person, my sign is more important than my life."
In fact, Lu Yu is also strange, why does Tang Seng have to go in? He is not really an exorcist, and he doesn't rely on exorcism to make money to eat, what kind of signboard do you want? Is he good at learning from the scriptures?
After thinking about it for a long time, Lu Yu suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, this product is different from the real mortal Tang Seng in the Journey to the West that he used to watch, at least he can see through the true body of the monster, that is to say, this product is actually very likely to know that the king is a monster, and the reason why he must go in is to let the monkey clean up the monster.
Fog grass, this thing is also very insidious, the monkey just tricked him, he looks like he has reconciled on the surface and sincerely repented, but in fact, he still has to use the monkey as a coolie.
However, he is not afraid that if the monkey can't beat him, he will be eaten by a monster? Well, he doesn't seem to be afraid, and it is estimated that he also knows that as long as he encounters danger, his magic palm will show his might, just like when he was chased and beaten by a monkey that day. So this thing has nothing to fear. And the monkey can't beat it, and he might be happy to be beaten.
MMP, is this Tang Seng so insidious? It seems that I have to be careful in the future, in Journey to the West, Monk Sha is the smartest, being a little transparent, and there is no disaster and no disaster, which is good. Well, since he has taken his place, let's learn from him to be a little transparent.
Seeing that he couldn't persuade Tang Seng, Jiugong Zhenren also pondered in his heart, since the discord plan was not successful, it seemed that he had changed his strategy, so he nodded homeopathically: "Okay, mage come with me." ”
As soon as a few people entered the hall, they saw that the emperor was still sitting on the ground kicking and kicking, and when they saw Tang Seng and they came in, they cried and shouted: "How many of you still have the courage to come back?" ”
Jiugong Zhenren saluted the emperor and said: "The emperor is angry, Tang Seng has something to say." ”
Tang Seng took a step forward and decisively began to shake the pot: "The emperor is angry, everything just now has nothing to do with the poor monk, it was all done by my stubborn junior brother, so take him to apologize to you, and by the way, give a wonderful exorcism performance." Wukong, over to you. ”
Lu Yu rolled his eyes when he looked at it, this product was really shameless to the top, just now he looked like two brothers in the world, and he sold the monkey after changing hands.
Sun Wukong didn't care about these, anyway, he was angry, Tang Seng also knelt down and admitted his mistake, below, this monster should also be accepted.
The monkey's figure flashed, and instantly appeared in front of the king, staring at the king coldly: "Hit me!" ”
The king listened to the monkey's request and was startled, "You are a # pervert?" ”
The monkey didn't say a word, picked up his slap, and with a "snap", he hit the king in the face hard, which is the monster becomes, if it is really a mortal, this slap is estimated to have flattened his head.
The monkey's sudden slap startled everyone, and the palace guards on the side were dumbfounded, is this considered an assassination of the emperor? Am I going to have to do it? Or wait for the emperor's order? However, some hesitated, and some rushed straight up, but where could these mortals meet monkeys? Before he could reach the front, he was blown away by a random wave of his hand by the monkey.
Jiugong Zhenren looked at Tang Seng with a sad face, "Master, it seems that we can only see each other in the next life." ”
The monster turned into the emperor was slapped by the monkey, although it didn't hurt, but it hurt his self-esteem, as a monster, which is not a hot-tempered lord, if he didn't know the strength of the monkey, and the plan in his heart, he would have shot a long time ago.
At this time, he was still trying his best to play his role, but he didn't know that his identity had already been exposed. After being slapped by the monkey, he kept retreating in fear. But he was trampled on his leg by a monkey and couldn't move.
"Hit!" The monkey glared at the monster king with a fierce and violent expression.
The king pretended to be angry, picked up his palm and slapped the monkey fiercely, but he used the strength of a mortal, how could there be any harm?
The monkey looked contemptuously at the king at his feet, "Can you push harder?" Didn't you eat? Fight like this! As he spoke, he slapped the king in the face, and suddenly a bright red palm print appeared on the king's face.
The king youkai apparently couldn't hold back his anger anymore and slapped the monkey in the face.
The monkey slapped back again.
The king slapped again with a "snap".
"Pap" "Pap" "Pap" "Pap" ...... The two fanned each other several times in a row, and the monster couldn't hold back any longer, and opened his mouth to breathe out a mouthful of 'anger'.
That flame was obviously different from ordinary flames, it solidified as if it was magma, even if Lu Yu was dozens of meters away, he could feel the scorching breath coming to his face, so he hurriedly pulled Tang Seng up and hid to the side. As for Zhu Bajie, it truly embodies the essence of forgetting one's righteousness, and he picked up Jiugong Zhenren and ran.
With a loud "boom", the monkey and the monster fought against each other, the fire dissipated, and a monster that seemed to be a robot appeared in front of everyone.
Lu Yu looked at the original form of this monster,, what is this? Luban Seven? And this kind of monster? Are the canyon summoners all out?
"Red Boy!" The monkey watched as the yokai called out his name.
Lu Yu was shocked when he heard this name, red boy? The monster in Journey to the West that jumped up and down with the monkey burned with the real fire of Samadhi? It is said that he is the son of the Bull Demon King? It's a completely different species.
The red boy said coldly: "Sun Wukong! ”
The monkey stared at the red boy and said: "You are finally present, I can see that you are strange in the morning, it is rumored that you are holding a Zhangba fire spear in your hand, and the red flame is a golden wheel under your feet, fortunately." ”
"Hmph, you're the Monkey King? I heard that you have good skills, so let me see how capable you are. ”
The voice of this red boy was high and low, male and female, old and young, unpredictable, as soon as the voice fell, his arm suddenly became longer, grabbed the Trojan horse he had just played on, and smashed it like Sun Wukong.
This kind of attack is really nothing for the monkey, and he throws something at it, and it collides with the Trojan horse with a "boom" and bursts open.
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