"Zhou ...... President Zhou, what's going on? Pang Slender grabbed President Zhou.

"Plants...... Plants that are several stories high...... I can move, I can run, I can cry, and I will look at you......" President Zhou spoke incoherently, and the white foam at the corner of his mouth rolled.

"President Zhou, wake up, are you dreaming? There is no such monster in this world! ”

"No...... It's not a monster, it's a plant...... Oh, my God...... Plants are looking at me, hahahaha......"

President Zhou stumbled away.

Pang Fatzi couldn't wait to touch President Zhou's head.

How crazy are you? There is no such thing in this world!

What plants that move, plants that look at people?

These people are crazy!

Just know that these fanatical vegan maniacs can't be trusted!

But, even if it's unreliable, you can at least play a role......

"President Zhou, President Zhou...... You wait......"

Pang Slender ran a few steps, and was stunned when he saw those people slipping away from the car.

At the end of the road, Zhuang was not far away with his hands on his hips, looking up to the sky and laughing.

So you won't let me eat meat again? Let's see if you can still eat vegetarian food!

The tiger is not powerful, do you think I am a sick cat?

"Ah, I suddenly feel relaxed all over my body after such a fuss, so happy!" Zhuang Buyuan moved his body for a while, and he felt that the cold was much better, "I'm hungry, serve me steak, give me two pieces!" No, three pieces! ”

After eating the steak, Zhuang did not forget to lick all the gravy on the plate, and his eyes narrowed dangerously.

Do you think it's okay to run away on your own? Hehe, so naïve!

……

President Zhou, as he said, is a professor at Xucheng University.

President Zhou, who has a high degree of education and high IQ, has been committed to promoting his vegetarian concept since becoming a vegetarian, including many radical ways, but he has always felt that he is for the good of others, even if the means and methods are a little inappropriate, he cannot hide the fact that he is good for others.

He has a firm worldview, which is simply unbreakable, and has debated with others several times, and with his professional knowledge and rigorous thinking, he has always made others speechless.

Many people were converted to his "vegetarian religion".

When he saw Zhuang Buyuan's "clumsy" counterattack, he actually wanted to laugh in his heart.

But within five minutes of Da Niu's appearance, his entire worldview almost collapsed.

Almost running away and returning to school, President Zhou lay on the sofa in his office, looking loveless.

His mind was a mess, carefully cleaning up his shattered worldview.

Could it be that all the kindness, human responsibility, cruelty, ethics, and morality that I have always thought about are wrong?

No...... No, it can't be wrong!

If being vegetarian is also cruel, then ...... Don't be a vegetarian, eat something else!

Yes, minerals can also be eaten!

Salt is a mineral, so you can eat it, right?

What other minerals can be eaten?

President Zhou opened the Internet and searched, and three words came into his eyes.

"Kaolinite".

Kaolinite, also known as Guanyin soil, is a stone that looks particularly like flour and clay, and is an important raw material for making ceramics.

But when there was a famine, the victims filled their stomachs with Guanyin soil.

Netizens ridiculed each other: "I'm so poor that I eat soil", which is probably talking about eating Guanyin soil......

But can you live by eating dirt or stones?

What can you eat without eating soil?

President Zhou lay on the sofa and thought about it for a long time.

It was already afternoon, and President Chow's stomach was rumbling with hunger, reminding him that it was time to eat.

On one side is the crumbling three views, and on the other side is the hungry stomach.

President Zhou finally sat up, took out his mobile phone and called, "Professor Gao?" Do you have kaolinite in your lab? That's right, it's Guanyin soil, that ...... Can you give me a little bit? Have a student send it for me? Thank you so much, I'm in the office. ”

After getting the kaolin, President Zhou took out the small electric pot in the office and boiled water and noodles.

Looking at the unnutritious kaolinite, President Zhou closed his eyes and took a bite.

Hey, I didn't expect the taste to be good, the delicate texture, a bit like glutinous rice Lantern Festival.

Kaolinstone is more delicious than expected, but President Zhou is sad.

Oh my God, do you really want to eat stones for a living in the future?

What am I going to do? What the hell am I going to do!

But at this moment, President Zhou suddenly heard the sound of knocking on the window.

I'm on the second floor! How could anyone knock on a window?

He walked to the window and opened the curtains.

At that moment, a huge stone head appeared in front of him.

Damn!

Looking at the big head that almost blocked the entire window, President Zhou stumbled in fright and fell to the ground.

I don't know when, a truck stopped at the window.

Wrapped in a rainproof tarpaulin from the truck, the mallet lay on the window of President Zhou's office, staring at him with two eyes.

"What are you doing?" The mallet sniffled and his eyes widened suddenly: "You're actually eating stones!" ”

"How the stone has offended you! Why should you eat stones! ”

"Did you consider our feelings when you ate the stones?"

"We will cry and hurt in stone!"

The mallet plucked off his head and put it in the window, and then moved the rest of himself into President Zhou's office one by one, until the whole person squeezed in and looked at President Zhou.

President Zhou was paralyzed with fright.

"Look, my feet!" He looked at President Zhou sadly, "My feet are missing, maybe someone will eat them!" ”

"It's all because of you stone-eating people, I may never see my feet again, woo woo, what am I going to do!"

"Our stones are so cute, you actually eat stones!"

"You're worse than the owner!"

"Do you have a conscience?"

The mallet threw a tantrum in President Chow's office, then turned away with a grunt.

"By the way, give me back the stones!" Before leaving, he also took away the kaolinshi glutinous rice balls on President Zhou's table.

"Little baby, don't be afraid, no one will eat you anymore!" The mallet carefully cared for the kaolinshi glutinous rice balls in his hand, "Come home with me, I will treat your ...... well"

The mallet put on a canopy again, retracted into the back compartment of the truck, and before leaving, he angrily yelled at President Zhou: "If you have a conscience, go eat shi!" ”

President Zhou watched the pickup truck leave blankly.

The mallet lay on the back compartment, revealing two eyes, holding kaolinshi glutinous rice balls in one hand, and raising an angry middle finger at President Zhou with the other.

President Zhou watched in a daze as the mallet disappeared into the distance, and stood at the window for a long, long time.

Then he turned and walked to the toilet.

In less than five minutes, President Zhou rushed out of the toilet.

"Ah, I can't stand it anymore, I'm not alive!"

"I'm going to jump off the building, don't stop me, I've lost the meaning of life!"

"Let me die! I don't want to eat shi! Let me die......"

……

"President Zhou is crazy."

A simple five-word text message made Pang Slender turn into a stone sculpture at the gate of the zoo.

This is ...... What to do?