Chapter 21: Kiss One, Kiss One!
The stage is there, the audience is there, the gambling game is open, the contestants are in place, and even the lights are arranged by the smart fart. Everything is ready and all you owe is a Waaaagh-style raucous race!
The bone man has a good calculation, and after he brought a few face-gnawing Sgurgs that have been added, and after feeding the face-gnawing Sgurgs with that kind of red and spicy mushrooms, those cuties with sharp teeth will become extremely active, and the sound of clattering and closing their big mouths sounds like a thief.
There are very few referees in orc competitions, and for them, "only looking at victory and defeat, not talking about fairness" is the norm, not to mention that most of the ships are pirate old fritters, and bastards are notoriously shameless. So, is fairness important? How important is it more important than having fun? Can it be more important than Waaagh?!
"Hehe, I'll leave those spices to Skoog. ”
The bone man smirked and opened a cage, and the dark green face-gnawing Sgurg jumped out of the cage in an instant, and the blood was full of blood and rushed straight into his face. The Bone Man is a veteran of the "Orc Kiss a Mouth" event, and he is well versed in the habit of gnawing faces, so how can he be defenseless. I saw his left hand grabbing his face in front of him, and the timing was neither early nor late, and just when he was only two fingers wide away from the door of his face, he stopped, and the bone's hand just grabbed Scrooge's neck, so that he could not enter an inch.
This operation can be described as a full force, because this is a stunt that "Maniac" is proud of.
Don't look at it just lightly raising your hand and grabbing it, from opening the cage door to catching Scroog, during the period, the orcs tested their judgment of Scroog's ability to act, grasp the timing, and grasp the accuracy, any of which will lead to the failure of pretending.
There were once bold orc boys who wanted to learn this trick, but the first time they opened the cage door, it ended in tragedy, and then there were kids who were not afraid of death to try, and there were very few who succeeded, they either shot too early and stuffed their hands into Scrooge's mouth, or they shot too late and only grabbed Scrooge's tail, and as a result, Scrooge still bit the green face into a bloody blur.
In short, the orcs understand that only a madman dares to practice this unique stunt, and only a madman can practice it well.
Today, I saw the "madman" show his stunt again, and the onlookers were so excited that they slapped the table and stomped their feet, one of them called Waaagh! The banker's odds even increased the price of a tooth because of this show.
Enjoying the adoring glances of the orc boys at him, the Bone Man lifted the writhing and struggling Scroog up and shouted, "Waaaaaaagh!"
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!”
"Waaaagh, kiss one, kiss one!"
Responders are coming, and yes, that's what they want!
The bone man turned his head, and the proud look on his face was undisguised, as if to say that I had won this game!
Meng Nan didn't react to this, not even the slightest emotion was revealed on his face. Yun Dan Manner? Don't care? Watching a fool perform? No, no, he just wants to suppress the strength of the wine to see how the bone man is doing, he has never participated in this kind of activity before, he hopes to see how the bone man and the face gnawing Sgurge start to bite, presumably there is a trick to avoid being bitten by the bloody mouth.
This attitude is clearly not in line with the expectations of the bones. He thought that no matter how much he dripped it, he should be shocked by his superb skills, but this outsider didn't say anything, could it be that Ya felt that he was more reckless? Don't think that you can't do it in a fight, you won't lose to Ya!
The boneman turned his head and brought the face-gnawing Sgoog in front of him. The orcs and Scroog were face to face, a stone's throw away.
Gnawing face, Scroog twisted his body to break free from the bonesman's hand, the big mouth full of fangs clicked wildly, this kind of low-IQ thing doesn't matter who it is facing, in short, it wants to bite, it wants to eat meat, yes, eat meat.
The two big mouths, the same fangs and sharp teeth, the same bloody mouths, they got closer little by little, and suddenly, at the moment when Scott closed his mouth, the bone man stuffed his entire head into his mouth, and the upper and lower jaws with fangs bit so hard that Scrooge's tail and calves straightened at once.
And then there was no more, and as the bone man clicked and chewed, and finally even Scrooge's tail was sucked into his mouth.
When he opened his mouth again to show the orcs, all they saw was the blood-stained teeth, and the blood flowing down the corners of his mouth.
"Waaaaaagh!"
"Waaaaagh!"
The orcs cheered together, this duel between the orcs and the face-gnawing Sgurg, the orcs simply won a big victory!
The bone man raised his fist and shouted excitedly as he felt the power return.
This is obviously the effect of the "Waaagh!" force field, because the number of orcs who worship him is increasing, and the spiritual power blessing of the orc group will give him an aura of various index bonuses, which will not only make him grow bigger and stronger, but also make his body recover faster. Orcs don't necessarily understand what this is all about, but they instinctively enjoy the process of being worshipped.
The bone man turned around and slapped the table and yelled, "Hey, it's time!"
"It's my turn?" Meng Nan patted his head with the strength of the wine, and secretly scolded in his heart why the stamina of this mushroom wine is so great, why didn't anyone remind him when he drank it just now, now it's okay, the bone man didn't see the action of biting Skoog clearly at all.
"Hey, if you get cowardly, get out!" The bone man's confidence increased greatly, and he approached Meng Nan directly.
It is said that wine is strong and intimidating, not to mention that Meng Nan never thought of instigating a wave, as long as he decided, he couldn't pull back eight cows, so he was not happy when he heard this: "Who are you talking about, I even dare to scare Brother Mao, this bit of is considered old, and Brother Ji told me, if you don't coax in trouble, just one word - reckless! Dentist, bring me wine!"
In fact, Meng Nan has already drunk a lot, but the fart spirits don't care about this, the boss ordered to take the wine.
The dentist hurriedly beckoned the fart spirits around him to move the wine jar to Meng Nan, Meng Nan picked up the wine jar and drank a few sips, the amount was really high, he was a little drunk and pointed to the mouth of the altar and asked the bone man: "Hehe, you know what wine can do, fool ......"
Without waiting for the other party to answer, Meng Nan took care of himself and received: "Wine can be sterilized! I know why it needs to be disinfected, eat it raw, what kind of crunchy chicken taste, it's all nonsense, raw chicken can be delicious to really touch the grandfather of the emperor and his old man! I told Ya, Ya will definitely have diarrhea after a while, tsk, Ya is not so lucky to have a golden toilet to sit ......"
Then he patted his belly again, cocked his thumb and said, "This is what I call insurance, and I disinfect it directly." ”
"Is it better than that?" the bone man was annoyed by this guy's drunken appearance. What kind of disinfection, what diarrhea, what crunchy chicken flavor, what emperor, what crazy things are you talking about...... I'm still waiting to be bitten to death by Scrooge!
"Compare, why don't you compare!" Meng Nan raised his arm, and in front of everyone's eyes, he stretched out two fingers and shouted. "I'm going to make two of them at once!Waaaaaagh!"