Chapter 22: Spicy Spicy
The effect of this sentence being shouted out is amazing.
"waaagh, Brother Mao's legs, oh, the macho man wants to eat two at a time?!"
"How can this guy be more crazy than a madman, I'm looking for a macho man to be a real madman!"
"my brother's teeth, I'm afraid this guy is not possessed by my brother. How are the two face-gnawing Sgoogers going to gnaw, does he still have a mouth on the back of his head?"
The orcs were talking about it, and the atmosphere was more enthusiastic than ever, because they had never seen a game with two Scroogs gnawing at the same time, which was a crazy thing that even a "madman" bone man had ever done. Now there is Ou Krypton who said that he wants to deal with both of them at once, and this thing is strong, enough for Waaagh!
Meng Nan didn't feel that there was anything wrong with him shouting out such words, and he didn't see the bone man chewing up that little thing with his mouth, although he didn't know how to do it, but since you can do it so easily, why can't I eat two at once, so eat two at once, live, and have to dip in sauce.
In short, he put himself on the oil pot in such a daze.
Of course, the bone man sneered at this and was secretly happy, he could see that Meng Nan was really drunk, it was good to be drunk, and it was easy to play himself to death when he was drunk. Taking advantage of Meng Nan's drunkenness, he pushed the cage across the table, and seemed to be kind enough to turn the cage ninety degrees, so that the most fierce face-gnawing Skoog happened to be closest to Meng Nan.
"Hey, it's time for you!"
Meng Nan turned around, supported the table with both hands and looked down at the cage, Scroog jumped and jumped in the cage, his sharp teeth gnashing the cage wall sonorously. He raised his right hand and pointed at the cage Scroog one by one, as if he was picking out a snack that looked clean and pretty.
The bone man was a little impatient, slapped on the cage, and his bloody mouth almost touched Meng Nan's nose and said, "What are you talking about, it's whole!"
"Urgent...... What's the hurry, get out of the way. Meng Nan pushed away the bone man and continued to pick up Sgurge.
"I'm afraid, if I'm afraid, I'll admit defeat. ”
Meng Nan ignored him at all, continued to pick for more than ten seconds, and then slapped it on the cage so much, and said in a loud tone: "Okay, that's it." Who's ...... then"
The bone man saw Meng Nan pointing at himself a little shakyly, and thought that the other party would fight directly if he didn't play the game, but he just clenched his fists but heard it.
"Yes, just go, go, go and give me something spicy. I'm looking for something spicy...... It's also disinfected, yes, it's eliminated...... Disinfect. ”
The bone man was even happier when he heard this, he didn't dare to feed too many spicy mushrooms to those Skuges in order to act in disguise, but he didn't expect Meng Nan to bring it up himself, that emotional thief is good. But he didn't think about actually running errands to get it, it would be so embarrassing, he pointed to the dentist and said, "Go, give the girl some spicy mushrooms to feed Scrooge." ”
There was no barrier on the high platform, and he deliberately made his voice louder, so even the orcs in the audience heard it, and the orcs blew up again.
"Waaaagh!, I heard me right, the macho wants to feed the Scroog Spicy Mushrooms!"
"Waaaagh!
"That's right, another drink!
“Waaaaaaaaaaagh!”
In addition to the lack of heart, the other fart spirits have already realized that something is wrong, gnawing on the face of Skoog dipped in spicy mushrooms, everyone knows that that thing will be even more crazy if it is spicy, and it is two at a time, isn't the boss of his own family a big death?!
The dentist is afraid of the skeleton, but he is even more afraid that his boss will be killed, and he can be labeled as a "macho man", if the boss dies, his future fate will definitely be very miserable. It hesitated.
Seeing that the dentist was slow to move, the bone man cracked his mouth: "What's the drop, I'm not good at talking, right?"
The dentist immediately squatted on the ground and shrunk into a ball, his two long, pointed ears drooped down, and said pitifully: "Yong, Yong Mong's madman boss, I, I don't know where the kitchen is." ”
"Useless stuff. The bone man didn't care about this, he scolded and wanted to kick the dentist to the ground, but the broken leg was really inconvenient and had to give up, so he could only let the local fart who was waiting on the side go to get the spicy mushrooms.
The news that Meng Nan was going to gnaw on Sgurge's face at once, and that he was going to dip spicy mushrooms spread quickly, like a virus, spread rapidly across the entire Black Springboard. How could the orcs on duty miss such an opportunity, and countless people left their posts to watch the game without permission. Those who are close directly throw away the tools in their hands and run, driving a truck and riding a motorcycle from a distance, the front and back seats are full of people, and they can't sit on the wheel.
The cafeteria was soon filled with orc boys, and the black pressure was really green and blue, green and purple, purple and black, but it was really head to head, feet were stepping on feet, and the slightly weaker part of the body couldn't get in.
Of course, this big movement alarmed the rotten gambler captain, and he had only been back to his room for a few minutes when he heard the roar of engines outside the door, and it was one after the other.
"Isn't it forbidden to drag racing outside my door, are these boys impatient or do they want to rebel?"
The captain of the rotten gambler thought that something was not right, and when he opened the door, he found that his dirty gun gangsters were going in the direction of the cafeteria, and only after catching one of them did he know what was going on, and he secretly said in his heart: "Hey, I've only been gone for a few minutes, and it's such a big scene, no, I have to hurry up and take a look, I can't let this kid fool all his dirty gun gangsters!"
Thinking so in his heart, the rotten gambler captain also got up and ran to the cafeteria non-stop.
Looking at the cafeteria again, the fart spirit brought out the spicy mushrooms, and the bone man asked, "Is it the spiciest kind?"
This little butt head immediately clicked non-stop.
"Okay, let's try it first. ”
The eyes of the fart spirit suddenly widened, this is the most spicy kind of spicy mushroom, not to mention the fart essence, even if the orc boss eats it, he can't stand it, if the fart spirit eats it, I'm afraid it will have to go to half a life.
The bone man didn't care about the pitiful begging of the fart, he picked up a piece and stuffed it into its mouth, how could the fart stand it, and the moment the boneman let go, it was like a rocket in his ass, and he ran around the golden table on the high platform. Running can't solve the problem at all, it seems to have a fire in its mouth, and it has to be extinguished with water, but the fart spirit has been spicy and confused, and it only knows how to run, and then everyone watched it slowly change from a green fart to a red fart, red like a fried crayfish.
The orcs and the bone men in the audience laughed when they saw it. It's so much fun to bully ass!Waaaaaagh!
In the end, it was Meng Nan who made a move, only to see him scoop up the fart essence that was running slower and slower, and said in a bit of a daze: "Hey, when does the fart still have a discoloration?"
The boss poured a glass of wine down, and the fart had been played half to death, but at least the hot feeling was indeed reduced a lot.
"Hey, it's really discolored. Meng Nan was immediately happy.
The bone man pushed Guan Sgouge's cage in front of Meng Nan again, and said, "Hey, macho man, isn't it time for you to compete?!"