Chapter 25 Zengyang Shou
The rabbit thought for a while, nodded and said: "Since the helper said so, it is excellent, let the Zhao family rebuild the rabbit temple for me, and build it on the rockery, where it is my home, I want three temples with doors and windows, and statues, if I can do it, I and the Zhao family will be safe, if not, the Zhao family will not want to be peaceful." ”
The helper said: "It's easy to say, don't worry, the old immortal family, I must do these things for the Zhao family." ”
The rabbit spirit said: "Since this is the best, I will ask you what wine and what dishes are on the table, I haven't eaten, I came in a hurry, my stomach is empty, my mouth is dry, my hair is dizzy, my feet are soft, and it is difficult to return the cave for a while." ”
This rabbit spirit thought that he had also experienced this, and knew that the wine and food were prepared for it, so he proposed to drink, and the two immortals beat the drum of King Wen and said: "You are listening to the old fairy, the main family has a good heart, there is also wine on the table, there are also cigarettes, chickens, ducks and fish are all prepared, the old fairy, after drinking, smoking, eat and drink enough to return the hole." ”
As soon as the rabbit spirit heard the two immortals say this, he jumped directly to the front of the wine and food, not using chopsticks, directly grasping it with his hands, the two immortals hurriedly poured wine for the rabbit essence, and the rabbit spirit drank wine and ate vegetables, it seemed to be possessed by a starving ghost, and the food was delicious, and I knew that rabbits also eat meat.
Eating and eating the rabbit essence directly drunk, there is a rabbit cry, scurrying and jumping up, only to see how high the rabbit essence jumps, grabbing people and biting, in fact, not only people will play drunk, rabbits will also play drunken madness, the rabbit spirit bites, the whole crowd is messed up, the two immortals are frightened, hurriedly beat the drum of King Wen, singing something there, a long paragraph, I forgot what words. ”
This clock Dabiao said, "I know what that one is singing." ”
Zhao Zhong looked at Zhong Dabiao and said, "Brother, how do you know?" ”
Zhong Dabiao said: "I am from this Gadda in the Northeast, that is called the Gang Soldier Technique, I used to be in the tunzi, the old man who danced the god taught me, I will give you the whole section of the magic trick to listen to, but this thing is not good, I sing it badly, don't laugh at it." ”
Zhong Dabiao said this, we all said okay, this clock Dabiao stood up, knocked the bowl with chopsticks, and sang there with a long note: "Call the old fairy, you are listening, the helpers say clearly, I don't want to invite you today, there is no banquet to face the wind, there is no artillery and no lights, don't be annoyed and don't be confused, you listen carefully to the words of the helpers, Tiannan looks at a pine, the big pine bears two fruits, you want to use it or not, the two fruits also have their names, the helpers will talk about you listen, one is called the westward west Tianxi cause and effect, and the other is called the winter solstice East China Sea East Red Immortals pick fairies to wash, the seeds of the mortal red soil, the essence of the sun and the moon gathered, before and after 800 years to grow, later generations of Luban cut down the tree, leaving only a green vine, made into a drum in the hands of the soldiers, the drum of the gods beat a goo, respect the old fairy do not make trouble, the drum of the soldiers is merciless, a drum, a thunderbolt, two drums, the yin wind, three drums to sound, the thunderbolt blizzard lights, the imperial grain gang soldiers have a big temper, and please take care of the old fairy to say that you are not in the middle, alas hi, sighs, hey!! Hey~~Hey, hey...... Give...... Shen'er...... ......"
As soon as Zhong Dabiao sang it, several of us couldn't laugh, the key is that this gang trick is sung in a special voice, and it also plays a long note, which sounds witty and humorous, Zhong Dabiao said: "I knew that you would definitely knock me, but this pimple in our northeast, please send God to God is this tune." ”
Zhao Zhong said: "Brother Zhong is not wrong in singing, the second immortal is indeed singing like this, he was really anxious at that time, beating the drum there, singing and dancing, when the rabbit spirit was sent away, the whole person was tired and paralyzed on the ground." The great immortal woke up after a while and said that his stomach was swollen and he was almost exhausted. The second immortal told her what happened just now, and the great immortal suddenly realized. The two immortals took our family's money and asked us to do what the rabbit spirit asked.
So we are in the rockery, to the rabbit spirit, built a rabbit temple, but also to the rabbit fine plastic law, every New Year's festival, four o'clock worship, so our family and the rabbit temple has been peaceful, a pass has passed more than 20 years, this more than 20 years have passed, my father is also old, people in this life of birth, old age, sickness and death, no one can avoid it, although my father got the elixir to nourish the body, but when it is time to die, still can not escape this catastrophe.
Just half a month ago, my father was seriously ill, and he swallowed his breath at home, this breath, our family cried, and everyone was ready to do a funeral for the old man. As soon as I heard it, I said to the great immortal and the two immortals: "The great immortal, the two immortals, I thank the two for their affection, but the two are a step late, as the saying goes, saving the sick does not save lives, the old man is weak, and he has already traveled westward with a crane, since the two immortals are here, I have received the mind, the old man has just left, I am busy at home, so I will not accompany the two, come to the people, take a few pieces of ocean for the two." ”
At this time, the great immortal said; "Master Zhao's words are wrong, the two of us are here, not for money, we are here to increase the longevity of the old man."
As soon as I heard about increasing yang longevity, I said, "Increase yang longevity? The old man is dead, how to increase his longevity? ”
The second immortal said: "This can also increase when he dies, at this time the old man's body is not hard, it is the time to borrow Yang Shou, Master Zhao, you don't know, this person's life expectancy, although the life and death books are set, but there are some ghosts in the world who have died to death, their own Yang Shou is not over, and they can't be reincarnated, we are borrowing such a person's Yang Shou, after borrowing, the old man can continue to live, and wait until the borrowed Yang Shou is exhausted, and then report to the underworld." ”
I said, "Are these true?" ”
The second immortal said: "Of course it's true, but this invitation to the fox family immortal and the Huang family immortal doesn't work, you have to ask the ghost fairy to let the ghost fairy find the ghost who died unjustly to work." ”
I said, "As long as the two immortals can borrow Yang Shou from the old man and bring the old man back to life, how much money is negotiable." ”
The second immortal said: "How long has the old man been breathing? ”
I said, "It's not long since I just died." ”
So the two immortals asked me to lead the way to see, so I led them to the old man's breathing room, and at this time the people in the house were crying there, and the old man on the funeral bed was lying upright there, and had changed into his shroud. I saw that the old man's eyes were closed, his mouth was open, his face was sallow, and he looked like he had run out of oil. At this time, Daxian looked over, his brows were wrinkled at first, and then he stretched his brows, and then turned to me and said: "The old man is not dead, the blood has not yet solidified, and the three souls and seven spirits on the head have not left, it is a good time to borrow life, you hurry up and prepare, seal the window with a cloth, you can't pass through a little light, and the door is also hung with a curtain, you can't close the door, and the soul can't come in after closing the door, put the incense case in the house, I have brought the spirit card, after putting the incense case, find three roosters, three bowls, and the bowl is filled with white rice with water, There are also gold and silver bills and paper money, the faster the action, the better,"
As soon as I heard it, I hurriedly asked people to prepare, and there was not so much cloth for a while, so I asked people to bring all the sheets and quilts, block the windows, and then hang a curtain on the door, and put the incense case, at this time the two immortals took out a card, I saw that the card was written on the Qingfeng Ghost King, and at this time the two sides of the spirit card in the house, incense and candles were lit, and for a time the cigarettes in the house were faint, and it was particularly weird, I felt a chill down my back, my scalp was fried, and my body was a little cold.
At this time, after Daxian sorted out his clothes, he walked up to me and said to me, "Master Zhao has kicked out all the people, and you can only stay by your side." ”
As soon as I heard it, I let those people go out, those people were already afraid, as soon as I let them out, they ran faster than rabbits, and suddenly I was the only one left in the house, at this time, Daxian and Erxian two people, one holding a rooster, one holding scissors, cut the head of the rooster, and the head of the rooster cut off did not bleed, but when I took the bowl with white rice, the chicken blood spurted out like a blood arrow, poured onto the bowl of rice, the bright red chicken blood, in the night is particularly eye-catching, looking at the heart of the chill. “
When Zhao Zhong said this, he seemed to have palpitations, this white rice drenched with chicken blood reminded me of my aunt and the matter of inviting God to eat food, and they also poured chicken blood on the raw rice.