As soon as the old man said that he was a rabbit, my father scolded angrily: "I don't care if you are a rabbit or a dog, this is my home, and you are a trespasser." I'm going to show you a judge. ”

The old man said, "Your home? I lived here before your house, and it was you who demolished my house, and now you are harming my children and grandchildren, look at who I am. ”

As soon as he spoke, he looked up, only to see the old man's red eyes, with a breathtaking light, two ears on the top of his head, a three-petal mouth, two big teeth stretched out of his mouth, flashing cold light, everyone saw that the old man was a rabbit spirit, frightened and ran back, at this time the rabbit spirit screamed, turned into a big rabbit, only to see that the big rabbit was the size of a dog, snow-white body, limbs like roe deer, it jumped, caught up with a rabbit killer, bit off an ear, and then went to chase another rabbit.

Don't look at the rabbit this thing is usually not very good, but the initiation of madness, jumping up and down, agile movements, sharp teeth, biting people's two teeth like a knife, can easily bite off people's ears, rabbits are anxious and bite, this sentence is not wrong at all, the rabbit essence, all the people who kill rabbits and roast rabbits, have bitten off their ears, the whole yard is wailing, I was scared to lie on the ground, buried my head there, cried hard, cried and cried and fell asleep, and when I woke up again, it was already dawn.

After dawn, my father found me, his face was very bad, he said to me, several family members, have been bitten off their ears, and now they are looking for a doctor, let me be careful in the future, don't come to this back garden, and then my father will find a Taoist priest and Mr. Two Fingers to lower this rabbit essence. But the rabbit essence is quite good, those Taoist priests and Mr. Two Fingers were all run away by the rabbit's fine fart, and the rabbit essence began to exert power, and the flowers in our back garden were all bitten to death by the rabbit essence.

The rabbit spirit not only bit the flower to death, but also cried in the yard every day, which made our family panic, and everyone in the family was in danger, and they did not dare to sleep at night, for fear of being bitten off by something. At this time, someone gave my father an idea to go to the badger dog ditch twenty miles away to find the horse fairy of the great god of jumping. The badger dog ditch out of the horse fairy is quite famous, it is said that it is the apprentice of Hu Santai, and the general immortals are respectful in front of them.

My father had no choice, so he had to go there to invite the big fairy and the two immortals, and invite the two immortals to the house, I saw that the big fairy was a woman, very tall, broom eyebrows, garlic nose, big mouth, fierce, very scary, wearing a skirt sewn of cloth, on which were some small bells, wearing a hat made of feathers on his head, holding a large pair of scissors in his hand, and the two immortals were skinny, sharp-beaked monkey gills, a few dog oil beards, garlic clove teeth, when looking at people, a pair of cross-eyed, He also held a Wenwang drum and an overlord whip in his hands.

The god of jumping is at the door of my house, everyone comes to see the excitement, many people know these two immortals, when the tablet is installed, the incense candles are lit, and then two tables of wine and food, those wine and dishes are some chicken, duck and fish, good wine and good dishes, these two tables of dishes, a table for the fairy family to eat, a table to take away after the errand.

After getting it done, the two immortals played the drum of King Wen and shouted two sentences there, and the people who watched the excitement below let the two immortals come up with the unique skills of the fixed scene. So the two immortals asked my father to get a big rooster, after my father brought it, I saw the big immortal, pointing at the chicken, chanting words in his mouth, and then let the two immortals put the chicken on the ground, the chicken seemed to be gone, standing there straight and motionless, no matter how to shout, the chicken just stood there, sticking its head, very weird.

At this time, the two immortals brought a bowl, Daxian took out a pair of scissors, cut off the chicken head at once, and then threw the chicken head on the ground, the two immortals quickly took the bowl, and then a stream of blood came out of the chicken's neck, and the chicken blood came out to form a blood arrow, which fell into the bowl impartially and impartially, and was not spilled at all. After receiving the chicken blood, Daxian pointed at the chicken blood, and there were words in his mouth, I don't know what to say, the chicken seemed to be alive again, walked up on the ground, and turned his head back from time to time to comb his feathers, as if he didn't know that his head had fallen off. And the blood in the bowl came out, and the faster it struck, the more crazy the chicken became, and finally the great fairy screamed, and the chicken suddenly spread its wings and flew high, and jumped directly to the roof, and stood there motionless like a tile beast on the house, watching the lively applause.

No wonder people say that the two fairies are magical, just this trick, just this trick, just our family of people suppressed, after killing the chicken, the two of them bowed down to the tablet in front of them, I saw that it was written on the third master of Hu, Mrs. Hu San, Mrs. Huang, etc., full of a large piece of red paper. After worshipping, the big fairy and the two immortals sang in duet, what sunset West Mountain, the sunset West Mountain is dark, every household is on the latch, the road is broken off vehicles, the road is broken and pedestrians are difficult, the magpie and the old hoof run to the big tree, the house finch Pu Ge ran to the eaves, the ten families on the nine locks, only one door is not closed, whip the drum to invite the gods......

They sing the tune of please gods, which is often found in the Northeast, and while singing, the bell on the body of the great immortal is shaken. The bell jingled, shaking faster and faster, and the two immortals also rang faster and faster, at this time the great immortal sat down all of a sudden, his hair covered his face, and began to shake his body vigorously there, at this time someone shouted, look at the gods down.

So everyone stared at the big immortal, and then the big fairy suddenly got down from the chair, the two eyes were hooked, and the top seemed to be dyed red with blood, emitting red light, and a mouth was pulled, revealing two big teeth, the legs were bent, and the two arms were closed in front of the chest, which looked like a big rabbit, and the two immortals saw that the big fairy was down, so he knocked on the drum of King Wen, hugged his fist there, and said; "Which mountain is the old immortal's house, which cave, is it drinking or smoking, if you have something to order, the soldiers will do it for you."

The great immortal suddenly said in the voice of an old man: "I am originally a rabbit fairy, and my family lives in the rabbit temple, just because you invited me, I will come up and take a look." ”

The second immortal said: "It turned out to be the rabbit immortal, the helper has something to invite you today, don't worry about the little trivialities, just because you occupy the Zhao family's land, the mansion is repaired in the Zhao family, the helper will discuss the matter today, and want to ask the old immortal to move out of the Zhao family." ”

When the rabbit spirit heard this, he jumped like thunder, pointed to the nose of the two immortals and said: "You are so unreasonable, my family lives in the rabbit temple, it has been hundreds of years, the Zhao family repaired the garden to demolish the temple, and killed my children and grandchildren in the courtyard, I originally wanted the Zhao family to use death one by one to give my children and grandchildren their lives, and I was afraid of violating the rules of heaven, you told the Zhao family that if you want to move, they will move." ”

When the two immortals heard this, they hurriedly said: "Old immortal, don't be angry, everything is good to discuss." ”

The rabbit spirit said angrily: "Demolish my temple, live in my house, and now want me to move, what is the reason?" You tell the person surnamed Zhao that this matter is not over today. ”

When the rabbit spirit said this, my father remembered, the ancestor said that there was a rabbit temple in the courtyard of my house, and there was no incense at that time, but I didn't expect that there was really a rabbit essence. At this time, the two immortals ran over and said: "Master Zhao, this is the land you occupied, and now that people don't leave, this matter is difficult to do." ”

My father took out some silver from his body and handed it to the two immortals, and said to the two immortals, "Two immortals, you must help say good things." ”

The second immortal said: "It's good to say, it's easy to say, I'll go and discuss with the old immortal." ”

As he spoke, he went to the rabbit spirit and said to the rabbit spirit: "The old fairy family, as the saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, since you live in a yard, that is fate, I think this is good, you can live together, they live in the front yard, your old man lives in the backyard, in this way, the two families are reconciled, what do you think?" ”

The rabbit spirit said: "No, they eat my children and grandchildren, and I am not done with them." ”

The two immortals said: "Old immortal, this person eats beasts, beasts eat people, they all deserve to arrive, they are eaten, that is their creation, let Master Zhao not eat your descendants in the future, and then rebuild the rabbit temple for you, worship at four o'clock, old immortal, your old man can take a look?" ”