So the things on the donkey's body can't avoid ghosts, but can attract ghosts, this donkey urine is a filthy thing, but it doesn't delay the ghost's upper body, it is indeed a good way, so I said: "Let's find a way to trick Zhou Da into this room tomorrow, you hide there first, then I will splash the donkey urine on Zhou Da's body, you take the opportunity to explain the matter, I think Zhou Wanguan is a reasonable person, he will definitely hand Zhou Da over to the government." ”

Chunqiao said: "In this way, our revenge can be avenged, and I want to tell Zhou Da what happened to us, as well as the bad things Zhou Da has done over the years." ”

The male ghost in the back said, "I also want to tell me what happened to me, although I am a poor person, I don't deserve to die." ”

I said, "Okay, that's it, just wait for the good news tomorrow." ”

Chunqiao and the male ghost thanked again, I quickly told them not to do this, and then I silently recited a spell to close the eye of the sky, and as soon as the eye of heaven was closed, Chunqiao and the male ghost disappeared. Although I can't see it, I can feel the cold qi emanating from the two ghosts, this kind of yin and evil is the most likely to damage people's yang energy. Everything grows on the sun, which is the source of energy for all life on the earth; In the same way, the human body is inseparable from the warmth of yang energy, and human life activities are also inseparable from the promotion of yang energy. Once the cold damages the yang energy, the person will get sick.

I hurriedly took a few steps back and said, "The rooster will crow in a while, so go back." ”

As soon as I had finished speaking, two gusts of wind blew on the ground and headed towards the house. I knew that the two ghosts were gone, and then Senior Brother Baoguo asked me, "Senior brother, it seems that these are all the actions of that person named Zhou Da, how should we deal with that Zhou Da tomorrow?" ”

I said, "I already have a way, tomorrow will be Zhou Da's unlucky day." Let's go to the room where we eat and go to sleep, for there will be dew outside late at night. ”

Senior brothers Baoguo and Tianning nodded, and we went back to the dining room, although there were no beds in the dining room, there were chairs, all of which were mahogany chairs, and we lay down on them and fell asleep. I was sleeping soundly, and then I heard someone say: "I just said that these Taoist priests have no real skills, you see that they are full and sleeping here, master, we still have to find another way to get these Taoist priests out." ”

Another person said, "Zhou Da, how do you know that they are not capable?" I don't think the three Taoist leaders are ordinary liars in their speech and demeanor, so you go and call them up for dinner. ”

As soon as I heard this voice, it was Zhou Wanguan, the one who said bad things, needless to say that it was Zhou Da, Zhou Da arrived at our side, and called us, I opened my eyes and stretched my waist, and said: "It's a person who is not a person, so he screamed blindly in the morning, and let me not sleep." ”

When Zhou Da heard this, he scolded angrily: "You don't look at the calf's nose where this is?" Our lord is asking you to catch ghosts, not to let you cheat and eat and drink and sleep here. ”

I deliberately pretended not to know and said, "What the hell are you catching?" Lord Zhou invited us to dinner and drink yesterday. ”

Zhou Da's nose was crooked at this time, and he said: "You and the three of you are liars, and you don't ask what kind of family our Zhou family is." Believe it or not, I'm sending you to the security team so that you can't survive and die. ”

When I heard this, I pretended to suddenly realize and said: "Oh, I remember, yesterday Zhou Shizhu let us catch ghosts, by the way, those two ghosts were caught, just in the room opposite the pavilion, those two green-faced and fanged ghosts are amazing, almost took our three brothers as a snack, we worked hard, and it took 800 rounds of the battle to catch it, you prepare the money, a hundred oceans, we take the money and leave." ”

At this time, the horizontal flesh on Zhou Da's face jumped, and then said fiercely: "You are playing this trick, deceiving a three-year-old child, deceiving me, your hair is still tender, this thing is a ghost, an invisible thing, you can't catch it at all, and we can't see it if you say that you catch it." ”

I said, "Who said ghosts can't see, I'm going to show you what ghosts look like today." ”

At this time, Zhou Wanguan hurriedly ran over and said, "It's good to catch it, it's good to catch it, but I want to ask the little Taoist, how can we mortals see the ghosts you caught?" We can't see it and we don't feel at ease, don't you say? ”

I said: "It's the same principle, as the saying goes, if you don't see the coffin, you won't shed tears, if you don't see the Yellow River, you won't die, and the king of Hades will let people die for the third time...... Say too much, say too much. That Zhou Shi, do you really want to see these two ghosts who were caught by me? ”

Zhou Wanguan nodded, and I said, "This is also easy to do, you send someone to find three basins of donkey urine." ”

Zhou Wanguan was puzzled by what I said about the second monk, he said: "Dao Chief, what are you doing with donkey urine?" It was the excrement of animals. ”

I said, "If you don't look for donkey urine, you won't be able to see those two ghosts, and if you don't splash donkey urine, those two ghosts will make your Zhou family uneasy." ”

When Zhou Wanguan heard this, he hurriedly said: "Zhou Da, you hurry up and do it, let the people of Zhoujiazhuang, whoever feeds the donkey, load the donkey urine, you find three basins, and get three pots of donkey urine back." ”

When Zhou Wanguan heard this, he hurriedly said, "Okay, I'll do it." ”

Zhou Da went to do this, not mentioning it for the time being, Zhou Wanguan prepared wine and food, warmly entertained us, he said to me: "I believe in your mana, I tell you, I don't dare to sleep peacefully at night these days, I slept peacefully last night, and I didn't cry all night." Now I think about how good the days were before, as long as the ghost is caught, the Zhou family compound hopes to be the same as before. ”

I said, "Master Zhou, as long as you have a good heart, you won't have these ghostly things again, there is a sentence I don't know whether to say or not?" ”

Zhou Wanguan said: "The Taoist is long, but it doesn't hurt to say it. ”

I said: "Master Zhou, your reputation is not good, your neighbors know that you bully men and women, seek people's money, occupy people's land, in the eyes of the countrymen, you are as powerful as a tiger." Sometimes when you scare a child, just say that Zhou Laohu is coming, and the child will be so scared that he won't dare to cry. People around you say that what you do will not end well. ”

When Zhou Wanguan heard this, his face turned purple all of a sudden, and he said, "This, this...... I'm not bullying men and women. ”

I said: "At first, I thought you did it, but when I saw Lord Zhou yesterday, Lord Zhou Shi's house is kind-hearted, he is a kind-hearted person, he will never do such a thing, it must be done by someone else, it is someone else who uses the power of your Zhou family, the fox and the tiger and the dog to fight the human power." ”

When Zhou Wanguan heard this, he thought about it and said: "I know, these things must have been done by the second lady and Zhou Da, and I have never asked about accounts over the years." ”

I said, "Master Zhou, the so-called knower of the face and the face, does not know the heart, and now some people are thinking of killing you, and then your family property will belong to him." ”

When Zhou Wanguan heard this, his normal face changed color again, and he stammered: "Daoist, are you saying that those two ghosts want to kill me?" ”

I shook my head and said, "Ghosts and people are not the same, they don't kill people casually, I'm not talking about ghosts, but people, that is, people in your family, this person is sometimes more terrible than ghosts." ”

When Zhou Wanguan heard this, he hurriedly said, "Who is this Dao Chief?" Can you tell us about that. ”

I said, "This is a heavenly opportunity, I don't dare to say it, let Chunqiao tell you when the time comes." ”

"Chunqiao? Isn't Chunqiao dead? ”

I said, "It's because of death that it's more convincing to say it, Chunqiao and that male ghost have been trapped in the house by us, and they will make it clear when the time comes." Zhou Shizhu, who raises people like tigers, will eat them together with his master sooner or later. ”

Zhou Wanguan was frightened by me at this time, his face became ugly, and I have to add fire now. After eating, Zhou Da really got three pots of donkey urine, I asked them to carry the donkey urine, to Chunqiao's house, to see how I catch ghosts, I put down the ghost knife on my body in advance, took Sanqingling to the door, began to pretend to be ghosts, and danced weird dances, in fact, these have no effect, they are all some bluffing flower shelves, while dancing there, while saying: "The cigarette smoke in front of the temple is through for a few days, and it is misty by the South China Sea; The red light rushed up to 3,000 zhang, circulating around Luoxiang Mountain. alarmed the Lord of Mercy on the White Lotus Stage, and the Immortal was at ease in the purple bamboo forest; The jade bottle is sprinkled with nectar water, and the willow branch swings the order; Send 3,000 to pick up the passengers, and bring three first ferries......"